What can i say? i'm a 22 year old Creative Writing student from England, very imaginative,​ creative, eccentric, very british lol i play the guitar amteurishly which is a step up from badly just on here to chat meet other people from other countries without having to board a plane.
I like talking a lot so beware long messages with subjects that can be quite random and diverse but i trust you never boring!

People who like to chat, are not narrow minded, will reply fairly consistently​ and who are just generally very nice and accomdating people (esp si tu es francais tu es plus mellieur que accuiel!) any country is welcome but i have a special preference for; Italians, French, Americans, Spanish, Chinese....a​ctually a lot of countries the more obscure the better!

like others on here i see a lot of people look at my profile you know you can message me i wont like be rude or anything...i​ might not reply but lol no i am a very accomdating person with probably too much time on my hands

also also no 'hi how r u?' be creative! or trying to add me as a friend without speaking to me first its werid and um well i dont really know the benefit of the friend thing anyway, cements an alliance?
and no one word answer replies to questions where you could reply a bit  more it is pretty annoying and makes for a rather dull conversation​ so i'd rather you didnt reply at all thanks

also also please no people from THE GAMBIA wanting to be my friend or move into their house or god knows what...and i'm not gay so no werid messages like that either thank you

My french is okay but there is room for a lot of improvement

native english speaker obviously

i'd prefer to learn the Mandarin dialect of chinese but open to Cantonese too :)

Writing, Reading, Guitar playing, languages, getting to know different people from all different countries, skiing, the beach, good quality food, history in particular ancient history, travelling and exploration!​

Nirvana,Gree​n day, Oasis, Johnny Cash, Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Killers, The Libertines, Arctic Monkeys, Blur, The Kinks,Bob Marley, some Dance  (depends on mood and location) ,The Clash,Bob Dylan, Avril Lavigne,The Killers,R.E.​M,The Pixies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kaiser Chiefs, Feeder, The Fratellis, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, The Lightning Seeds, The Foo Fighters, Silverchair,​ Pearl Jam, Seether, MGMT, Billie Holiday, The Sex Pistols, African desert blues + world music, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Joy Division, Olivia Ruiz, Edith Piaf

fight club,LOTR,ki​ngdom of heaven,ameri​can pie: the naked mile, american pie 1 & 2, life of brian, holy grail, star wars, borat, The Godfather, the mummy,Alexan​der,The silence of the lamb, A Clockwork orange, Hero, American History X, Aemilie, Spirited Away, Juno, Goodfellas, Get Smart, The Last Emperor, Inglourious basterds

The Office (UK), The Soprano's, Rome, I Claudius, Family Guy, Fraiser, Goodness Gracious Me, Father Ted, Peep Show, Mitchell and Webb look, Ali G show

1984,the odyssey,LOTR​,Alexander trilogy, Dark materials,Di​scworld,Harr​y Potter, Dracula, The Secret History, The Rules of Attraction, The Hobbit, The Flashman Series, Birdsong, 1001 Nights, Gulliver's Travels, Hercule Poriot series in fact thats so many that i cant be bothered to type them all

"or am i just?"
"but hey"
"eh?"​ (various sources hehe)
"its good to have land" (stewie family guy)
"i didnt go to University to get a degree"​ (Peep show)

"mmm warm copying paper makes everything better"​

(taken from jamie) "i'll kebab you!" classic

"Who needs action when you got words?"​

"Laws are silent in times of war" -  Cicero

"The die is cast" - Caesar

"Come as you are" - Kurt Cobain

"is america in europe?"​ Jess Harris

"whats the er whats the ***** like in...?"​ Michael Diment

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur

"the worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic"​ - Oscar Wilde

Definition of Christianity​:

"The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically​ eat his flesh and telepathical​ly tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree"

"we have two ears and only one mouth therefore a good leader should listen twice as much as he speaks"​

The morale of the lazy mouse and industrious mouse is not to work hard and just scrounge off do gooders
The morale of Jack & Jill is don't mess around with sluts or you'll get your head caved in
The morale of humpty dumpty is don't sit on a wall if your an egg

Favourite witticisms

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."​ -- Winston Churchill"​

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."​ -- Clarence Darrow

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."​ -- Oscar Wilde

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."​ -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."​ -- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."​ -- Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy."​ -- Walter Kerr

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."​ -- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go ." -- Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."​ -- Billy Wilder