Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-course​s?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"​
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
i hav no idea wht im talkin abou right now
LOL

any hooo
my names Aamir,not the bollywood actor aamir khan,jus the british,with​ some pakistani and scottish
XD
im 16 years old,my height is 6ft.
MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 29TH!!!
im a nice guy,i like sports and other stuff.
i get crazy at times
not doc we got a crazy guy kind of crazy
jus fun type of crazy
lol


so wana know more jus drop me a few messages


​ http://www.​interpals.ne​t/P_Y_T
click this link if you wana meet ma sis
shes a gorgeous girl
dnt wrry she aint my real sis
she is soooooooo cute when she blushes even tho she tries to hide it
her names Nikki
and NIKKI i told u i wud put it up
LOVE YOU SIS​​

​ http://www.​interpals.ne​t/FreyaG13​
this girl is only 13,but u dnt wana mess with her,she wud go ape on ya.lol
shes cute and shes a good laugh,respec​t this girl if u wana be friends with me to.lol
be nice to her​​


♂  + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥

If you support gay, lesbians and bisexual rights, put this on your profile.

guyz,gurls,l​esbians,gay wht ever
any1 who wants to talk
im ok wid it
add me if u want
and i other request
any1 who can help me wid spanish
i wana learn
got no idea where to start tho
XD

I JUST FOUND OUT
i love picture comments
lol

soccer
basketball
baseball
driving
music
movies
friends
going for runs

EMINEM,akon,​david cook,lil wayne,sean paul,sean kingston,the​ calling,kayn​e west  etc......
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cant say,there is too many 2 choose from...

Lee Evans,friend​s,my wife and kids,family guy,the simpsons and smallville..​....

hmmmm, anything i read :S

its not a slap,its a simple hi 5 in the face.

The essence of pleasure is spontaneity - Germaine Greer

Good things happen when you get your priorities straight - Scott Caan