Super Mario on a Sega console. Funny!

Stop looking at my profile

Are you implying that you're shaped like a penguin akin to Danny DeVito?

Won't work. You're not as unconsciously funny and as big as the Chief.

MY HARRISON FORD HAS BEEN IN A PLANE CRASH! :(

How can Calista Flockhart ever love Harrison like I do?

Thanks for answering my poster on a lamppost in La Plata:

http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/Hello-is-it-me-youre-looking-for.jpg

I said Dulko and nine others, so TEN brides.

England can't even kick a goal at the World Cup, so let Britain try to kick me out lol.

Is Cristina Kirchner over me rejecting her? She was too old.

If I help the Argentines take back what the British call the Falklands, will I be made Conquistador of Stanley? I need that, two haciendas, one on the mainland of Argentina, one at Stanley, and Gisela Dulko has to divorce and marry me, along with my nine other Argentinean brides.

Because of this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vi02DYaoI

Now you understand why Brazil, Chile and Argentina are the top of my list.

I've been to Chile 4 times :-) Most recently, I was there in August....in Arica (wayyyyyyy far north) and Santiago.

Well, Pergamino is okay....but you aren't missing much :-P