Okay Thanks Bye Bye Allie

Heyy Nice to hear from you.I'm okay but I had a bad day yesterday.Ca​n you say your MSN address ? I wanna chat to you

Hi Allie How are you?

Allison! Are you aware of the time?

I was reading your profile, it made me laugh (good kind of laugh).
I think your really funny XD...

Tick tock, Miss Murray.

Tick tock.

Nope, I've used a less-than brilliant pen. It looks the same, but it's the principle of it.

I think we should take five minutes between speech on Skype to truly replicate the Interpals experience. Although, if you weren't on here, you could be doing your homework quicker!

Mush mush!

(Yes, you are an Alaskan husky)

I have already done some knitting today, and in the last five minutes I have drawn something! It's not a poster, but it's from my pen, and you will hopefully enjoy it. There is a new character!

If you went to bed when I told you to go to bed then you should be awake by now. Hopefully you are 'labouring' with your homework (get it?!) so that we shall be having some chat action at 1pm PST. I am listening to Kylie of course, and I thought I would leave you a wallpost detailing everything that happened to me between the time that I woke up and the time that I settled myself in front of the computer.

1210: woke up, looked out of window, saw torrential rain, returned to the safe haven of my bed covers.
1212: took a swig of Irn-Bru, picked up The Innocent Man from bedside table (a book, not a man), started reading.
1305: heard my mother's shrill announcement​ that there the kettle was brewing, returned book to bedside table having read 80 pages, rolled out of bed, put some clothes on.
1308: leapt down the stairs three at a time, inspected the tea-making process, decided I didn't have enough socks on.
1309: ran upstairs, added some more socks, came back downstairs.
1310: sat myself in front of the computer.
1312: my mother arrives with a cup of tea.
1316: decide that I really fancy some ginger snaps, am unable to find them, ask my mother for assistance, she has 'tidied' them away in an unreasonable​ place.
1318: fill up my biscuit tin with ginger snaps.
1320: general computer business.

I will update you with part two of this story when you arrive online at 1pm PST.

I have returned from my self-imposed​ exile! Put those handkerchief​s away, ladies, the Crossman is back in town! And his first act on Interpals is to reply to a wallpost from the lovely Miss Allison Kate Murray.

First of all, my profile is not yet a shining beacon of light for the masses. I intend to be starting from scratch, and this is going to be my number one priority for the day. I will be forsaking sleep and food in order to make a profile worthy for your good self. Until 6:52pm, when it will be dinner time - roast dinner time! And however important you are, a shoulder of lamb and mint sauce you are not! Maybe there'll be swede! I do enjoy root vegetables. It's one of my most English traits. None of that rocket for me!

I have already started my crusade. The first Korean wallpost I receive has already been deleted, so hopefully they have entered a bunker to discuss how to find a comment that will pass my strict filtering system. They are a very industrious people, but they struggle to entertain me. Perhaps they should work less on the human genome project and more on basic conversation​al ability. Except JawKnee of course, he's excellent.

My music taste is not impressive or intimidating​, remember? It is merely pretentious!​ I do not enjoy any of the bands listed in my profile and merely listen to them to look cool in front of people. Who the jesus are Sloan?

You are a photo comment slore.

Don't cry for me, Argentina. you have no right to the Falkland Islands, and the Belgrano is a stupid name for a ship. I will continue to threaten you with deletion if you are being unreasonable​. But for now, I am back, and there will be no more tears! You can stalk me to your heart's content! This is the end of my first wallpost, now to sail the good ship HMS Profile Writing!