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annalor19   

Annie, 63 y.o.
Asheboro, United States [Current City]

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Joined 9 years ago, profile updated 2 years ago.

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Reply - Conversation - Sep 17, 2016
Haaa...firstly intrigued by the profile picture.
But a woman who can murder on e-paper, garden (or it that just a coverup for the shallow beds in your backyard) and wield a nifty needle!!! You are a talent indeed.
I'm possibly more interesting than my profile but let me know if you'd like to know me. Vic
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Hi. I am an avid Kindle reader. :)
Reply - Conversation - Feb 3, 2015
YPJE: What an intelligent, well informed message. I liked it. You're right; zombies and giant spiders are no good. And you also made a good point about the "America's Got Talent" horror. You're wrong about the need for litter trays. Where does a giant cat poop? Anywhere he damn well pleases.
Which made me think, wow, they didn't mention it, but did Godzilla poop? I mean, I don't mind since he saved the world, but really. Can you imagine the guys who have to clean that up? Where's the heroics? Not only were they not the hero who saved the world, or the one who helped the hero save the world, no, they're just scooping shit.

I enjoyed your enlightening observations about zombies. Would they poop? I mean, don't they get full? Yes, zombie poop would be a nightmare. What would their poop look like? Pretty much what it did before it got into their mouths?

Based on your last paragraph, I think the last horror would be zombie stand up comedians. Or slouching comedians. "Eat my wife...please!"
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Considering your newsflash, it’s a shame a spider didn’t eat you cat, as that may have boded well for an alien invasion by giant spiders with a taste for domestic cats.

Zombies are so passé, actually come to think about is so are giant spiders.

Hmm… there’s not much left that can shock in the horror department really is there, everybody has become so desensitised since, “America’s Got Talent” and “Dancing With The Stars” aired.

Having said that, there haven’t been many, if any movies about giant cats terrorising humanity, simply by the mere fact that 200-foot litter trays don’t exist.

At least zombies don’t poop. It would be bad enough if you were afraid to go out after the zombie apocalypse for fear of being eaten, without having to worry about dealing with the added hazard of standing in zombie poop.

Unless zombies still have a shred of humanity left, and they do poop, but they still use toilets? And if a zombie’s stomach was off, might he say to another zombie, “I don’t know who I ate last night, but they didn’t agree with me. Maybe I ate the wife?”
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Thank you for your comments! I'm sorry I haven't replied properly until now. You write well and have a sense of humor, two things which are sorely lacking nowadays!
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:)
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Reading your profile is like looking in a mirror.
Reply - Conversation - Dec 10, 2014
Thank you for your photo comment! : )
Reply - Conversation - Dec 7, 2014
Those eyes, you can only be Bette Davis reincarnate!
Reply - Conversation - Dec 5, 2014
Hi Annie. How are you? Sorry! I'm a rebel and you said don't write that. :-) I write, as well. Non fiction humor is my strong suit. I do think covering up a murder is way harder than mere mortals realize. The po po get way too much enjoyment from slapping the bracelets on arrogant airheads. :-)
Love the profile picture. Oh, forgot. I'm Sue. Part chick, part squirrel, part Rocket Raccoon ((Guardians of the Galaxy), part cow on a bad day, part mutant on a REALLY bad day. Fortunately, I don't have many of those. The pharmaceuticals and white zinfadel #o. wonders. :-) Cheers :-)
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