(first...the​re are not a short version...so​rry for lazy person)

Hello everybody!!!​!

I don't try to find love but only friends even if "all u need is love".
I am very bad in english... I must use dictionnary continually!​!! Je préfère la langue française. So I hope that you could understand my description.​

I am ugly, malicious, sly and I lie al the time (eheh).... Not a good penpals or friends... I want to conquer the world but I am afraid in plane. I must be drugged to support...:(​ (so if you have some efficient medics for me, don't forget to notice me...It's not a joke, serious)
I hate elevator (I am afraid too).
HUm I am affraid often but I am not Scoopidou.

I dont' like horse(sorry seabiscuit).​ Yes I am strange.
I hate cockroach. I am like Blade with vampires: I am in war with cockroach and all night I fight them but I am not a half cockroach...​

I am little. But with the overpopulati​on I think it's better to be small because you can hide me everywhere like in chest or bunt. I have asian origins (indonesia) but I think that everybody has understand that I don't have nordic origins with my pics.

I love vegetable (yes it's possible because my mother forced me...I love you mother)  but I hate (very very) soup...Big mistake
I can't read on car because I m sick :( But anyone want know that haha

I love guitar. I learned like an autodidacte (so I m bad...)

I am student in law since 4 years. I thought that I will be rich...big mistake too.

I learned japanese during 5 years. Even if I am not able to read a japanese menu.

I am a new caledonian even if now I live in france (for my study). I think that lots of people don't know where is New Caledonia..a​hah

A friend as nice as E.T. but everybody are welcome, girls, men, extra terrestre, hobbits, dwarf, toons, gods...

If you could be very funny it will be great...

Abilities: French
request: Japanese or English or chinese

Badminton ( great), cinema, music (like everybody), Sudoku, tetris and Puzzle Pubble (a video game with tiny dinosaur).

And I love sleep. I was raised with a family marmot.

Rock and Folk.
July for kings
3 doors down
Augustana
July for kings
Pearl Jam
Greenwheel
Tété
Ben Harper
Fuel (RIP)
Stage (RIP)
Nirvana (RIP)

Memories of Murder
braindead
Sleepy Hollow
Pee weebig advendture
Edward scissorhands​
Mars attack (It's true)

Hamtaro, Pinky and the Brain and HOUSE MD (it's not the preference order even if hamtaro is so coool)

Gemmell, Pratchett...​
English dictionnary

Peace and Love

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.