ODD ANSWERS TO ODD QUESTIONS.

HI, my dear near and dear , old and young friends ,I might happy like always to introduce my self. My Name is Ashok Dave but people around me has taken away HO from my spell . that's why instead of ASHOK -- it's ASK  , i  am usually recognized as Ask Dave ( Excluding HO .... Means Head Office { my so called imaginary  wife's Name is  =  HO } ....hahaha ) so ASK DAVE ..... I having some peculiaritie​s not matching with others, but , it's in bound I cant' help .

Like for Example : Some Question Ask by Friends and my Answers :

Q : What's Common Between Bush and Ossama ?

A : Both Carry's Good Smile but Back of Mind both want's Kill Each other.

Q : Which offer (or) Exchange offer you like Most ?

A : See I am Always Looking for an Exchange Like as below  & I hope one day I will be able to find  this in News Papers/TV.

- Hurry Limited Offer Buy One Get One Free ( Wife  is  Limited till stock last )

- Bring your Old Wife and  Exchange with New.

Q : What's Your Suggestion on America's Recession ?

A : I think so India Should Send Lalu Prasad Yadav to US , if he can make Loss making Indian Railways into Profitable then why not America.

1. You are allowed to ask questions , not more then 1 per day ?
2. If you have Good IQ i will appricate other wise don't try to contact me i will tell where u are missing .
3. Any Sex , Age , Cast , Community all are at par do ask what ever you want to .
4. Please try to avoid nonsense questions on sex and relationship​, I have one word answer all  this " if you want get it don't try to bagg it .
5. Will add up more and more day by day.

By profession I am Journalist In daily news paper Gujarat Samachar, I  don't know how much fan i have......  will add more later on.

SA, RE, GA, MA, PAA, DHA, NI, SHA, ............​.. you have no tunes other then this 7 .... try it

Any Movies without SEX, Romance, Thrill , Love , Action , Emotion , Comedy , Logical or beyond  your logic.

Might be None .

TV Means what IDIOT BOX ?

I can't Read and write more the 100 word , Reading Book's is not my baby.

What's your Name ? & What is in your Name ?