Hello, salem, hola! My name is Chris ( or Chrizma ) and i come from Hull ( or dull ) in England, it is a city situated to the north-east of England ( please refer to the map if your geography is rubbish ). Anyways about me, well i'm a normal guy ( lol ) who is in full-time work and i'm notoriously renown for my stupid actions and ridiculous pictures that i sometimes have posted on here, but in all they have proved successful with fellow corresponder​s on this popular site. When i am not being in childish mode at work, i will be sat at home peacefully surfing the net or listening to my ipod whilst clicking my fingers to my favourite artists ( not the painting type ). I am really wanting to get back into football ( soccer ) again as my busy ( working ) life has not allowed me to participate in the beautiful game ( and i am crap ). Also in my rarely available free time you will find my head buried in the latest ' gardeners world ' magazine as i used to work in a garden centre when i was 16 ( many moons ago ) so having greenfingers​ is a speciality of mine.I am also renown for my utter stupid and dry sense of humour, but people like me for who i am and i can win over the most sceptical of people, lol.

I also have a full-time job, i'm a warehouse manager for a local bed company and it's so physical! Everyday me and the boys have to endure big lorries ( trucks ) that are ram-packed to the rafters with beds, hey and some of these solid oak wooden boxed bedsteads we do weigh just over 60 bloody kgs!!! :-S So as i'm writing this in my profile i will probably half over half a dozen hernias by now.........​......


Oh and check this out.....
http://uk.y​outube.com/w​atch?v=clx0j​TPnULw
it's bloody brilliant! :-D

HULL CITY AFC ARE IN THE BLOODY PREMIERSHIP!​!! :-D :-D :-D

ALSO I APOLOGIZE GUYS IF I DON'T REPLY SOMETIMES AS I USUALLY FORGET TO SIGN OUT!!! :-D :-D :-D

OH I ALSO LOVE PLAYING XBOV LIVE ONLINE SO IF THERE'S ANY OTHER ENTHUSIASTS OUT THERE THEN GIVE ME A SHOUT! :-D

Right ok here goes...
A) I consider myself as a good samaritan, for example i would help an old lady if she had fallen over in the street. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM WILLING TO GIVE SOMEONE ALL MY MONEY FOR THEIR PATHETIC EXCUSES!!!

B) If i'm honest, i also consider myself to be the romantic type of guy and a big fan of love. But NO FECKIN MARRIAGE PROPOSALS OK??? ( OH AND NONE OF THIS '' HELLO MY DEAR, I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU '' JUST BLOODY WELL SOD OFF FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

C) I am very willing to swap my email address with nice, friendly and polite ppl yes, But....GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU FIRST, JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!!!

D) Yes i have a bank account too, in which my monthly earnings are deposited into safely, IT IS NOT THERE FOR SOME SAD INDIVIDUAL TO USE FOR THEIR '' APPARENT '' MILLION POUND BLOODY INHERITANCE AND THEREFORE OFFERING ME A PERCENTAGE, I AM NOT BLOODY INTERESTED!!​ DO I HAVE '' C U N T '' WRITTEN ON MY BLOODY FOREHEAD???

If you find any of this offensive then i'm sorry, I CAN'T BLOODY PLEASE EVERYBODY NOW CAN I???  :-D :-D :-D

Also i have a wonderful girlfriend so i'm NOT interested in love or romance ok?? ( please refer to paragraph B )
Have a nice day! :-D

Football ( soccer ) travelling, holidays, going to concerts ( never been to one but that will change in 2008 ) as i have a strong passion for indie, rock n alternative music. I also love photography,​ especially of cityscapes, it is my dream one day to travel around and capture stunning images of worldwide cities :-D
London - i love it!!!
London is a major centre for internationa​l business and commerce and is one of three "comman​d centres"​ for the world economy (along with New York City and Tokyo). London is the world's largest internationa​l banking centre and the city generates approximatel​y 20% of the UK's GDP (or $446 billion in 2005); while the economy of the London metropolitan​ area (the largest in Europe) generates approximatel​y 30% of UK's GDP (or an estimated $669 billion in 2005.)

London's largest industry remains finance, and its financial exports make it a large contributor to the UK's balance of payments. Over 300,000 people are employed in financial services in London. London has over 480 overseas banks, more than any other city in the world. More funds are invested in the City of London than in the next top ten European cities combined, and more internationa​l telephone calls are made to and from London than any other point on the planet. The City is the largest financial and business centre in Europe and, has recently begun to once more overtake New York City, partly due to strict accounting following the Sarbanes-Oxl​ey Act and a tightening of market regulations in the United States. Due to New York's tightening of market regulations,​ London stock exchanges have had approximatel​y 20% more initial public offerings in 2006.

London is home to banks, brokers, insurers and legal and accounting firms. A second, smaller financial district is developing at Canary Wharf to the east of the City which includes the global headquarters​ of HSBC, Reuters, Barclays and the Magic Circle, which includes Clifford Chance, the largest law firm in the world. London handled 31% of global currency transactions​ in 2005—an average daily turnover of US$753 billion—with​ more US dollars traded in London than New York, and more euros traded than in every other city in Europe combined.


More than half of the UK's top 100 listed companies (the FTSE 100) and over 100 of Europe's 500 largest companies are head quartered in central London. Over 70% of the FTSE 100 are located within London's metropolitan​ area, and 75% of Fortune 500 companies have offices in London.

I am also keen to get into photography properly soooo much :-D

Sorry could'nt help myself!!! :-D :-D :-D

Arctic Monkeys, David Gray, The strokes, The Kooks, Coldplay, Muse, The Fratellis, Franz Ferdinand, Keane and all good British bands.

Love all the 007 movies! Austin powers, anything with Jim Carrey in it.

have i got news for you,traffic cops,trauma and a few documentarie​s

442 magazine, gardeners world ( lol ) and not really a book but my local tabloid, the Hull daily mail! :-D

'What day is bank holiday monday on?' ( Peter Rotherie, september 2007 )

'Who is in today, is it the other John Kent?' ( Shandy the twerp, august 2007 )

'You're all a set of *****, i'm gonna get Simon to come n see ya. ( smeagle, all of 2007 )

'Ohhh it's good!!!.....​but it's not right! ( Roy Walker, catchphrase,​ classic gameshow viewing!

'' Lips are turning blue, a kiss that can't renew, i only dream of you, my beautiful ''

'' what the bloody hell ya doin here with this??? '

' never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly! '