i'll try to think of something clever to put here, but basically, i'm a 20 year-old who is interested in Scandinavian​ culture. My dream is to someday at least travel there and perhaps some other countries in Europe. I prefer colder weather because when it's cold, you can do something about it (put on more clothes, blankets, light something on fire, etc.), but when it's hot...well crap...what can you do about it, nothing, you just bake. I'm also thinking about moving to Seattle, they have nice weather too, not too hot, not too cold, and it's always green and clean. I'm gonna be real subtle here, i'm gay, so in other words, if you write something like "hey cutie" etc. etc., I will not respond, unless maybe you're a guy...just kidding, i know, i know, that's shallow, but don't worry, i hate everyone equally! also, i've realized that i only write about 20% as much as the messages i receive, so if you only write "hi"​...well, what's 20% of "hi"​????

p.s.- i don't use the computer that often and i'm often in a bad mood and just feel like staring off into space, so if i don't respond to you right away, don't take it personally

I'm not going to write "no _______ or ________ or _______"​ like a lot of people on here, but please actually have something significant to say to me if you want to meet me. At least tell me something interesting about yourself, like your favorite brand of tires or something. Also, if you send me a "friend"​ request but have never even said hello to me, i'm going to have to deny you.

I enjoy learning about other cultures (specificall​y language), architecture​, engineering,​ science, food/cooking​, cars

i like many different kinds of music, it's hard to classify. Maybe this thing will help you get an idea http://www.​last.fm/user​/czech27/​

American Beauty, Amelie, Stardust, Star wars, Idiocracy, Planet of the Apes, Howl's moving castle, Spirited away, My neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, anything with a lot of cool futuristic effects and also the Studio Ghibli animated movies. I can't really think of any other favorites at the moment, i guess i'll have to add them later.

CSI las vegas (NOT Miami), will and grace, 3rd rock from the sun, golden girls, smallville, cooking shows

This is a really pathetic section, it should be full... i work in a dang library. Well, i read most of those really common books that a lot of people have read like Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit (or at least up till the last 3 pages when i lost it), Hannibal rising, The secret life of bees. When i was a kid i always liked Roald Dahl and Dr. Suess.

"expell​ing egg mcmuffin"​

"you park your car, you roll up your windows,
you put your kid..."​

"a monster happens!"​

"how do you spell Norwegic?"​  "...you​ don't"

"Kirill​: pink elephants on parade
Kirill: i saw that once...
Mark: lol
Kirill: elton john leaving dunkin' donuts..."​

"since the university is a good place to get some germ"

"you can make yourself a lettuce"​

"here's​ a secret. about one fourth of the classes in college are complete bullshit"​

"elevat​ors in europe are more fun cause they're dangerous"​

"two big rooms, one with a jello floor"

"techni​cally, it's still a garage because you could still drive your car into it on your shag carpet"​

"gothic​-kinda crap all over the outside"​ (in reference to Victiorian houses)


"here's​ lipshitz. now, you have to be very careful when you say this"

"buy two airstream trailers and a big blowup tent..."​

"if they're big, you have to electrify them to kill the birds"

"you can be nudists!"​

"archit​ects often get hammers thrown at them"

"when do the paychecks happen?"​

"THERE'​S THINGS FLYING OFF THE THINGS!!!"​