(F*ck, not this again...)
H'okay, here goes: I'm in need of a haircut and a shave, then again, I usually am. I drink, and when I do so, I prefer to do it in bars. I smoke, and sometimes roll my own cigarettes. I like pens, pencils and the stain they leave on the side of my hand. I cuss. Sometime in the next decade, I'll be patching up people in E.R. rooms. I do believe the world as it is now is screwed up beyond all repair, but I am certainly enjoying it and wouldn't have it any other way. I sleep. A lot. I'm a mean, mean spades player. Sciences, both social and natural, fascinate me. I've been dubbed an infornograph​er a few times...
Hm.
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I really hate these "about me" sections.

P.S: I sometimes clam the f*ck up -partly due to my fuckw*tsness​,  partly due to circumstance​s beyond my control- for periods of time that aren't so brief but ain't exactly as long as forever either.

Snail mail is the main preference, but e-mails are fine too.
As for the subject, anything goes.

Obwohl ich Sprachdiplom​ bekommen habe, hatte ich seit drei Jahren keine Chance um Deutsch zu sprechen/pra​ktizieren. Deswegen kann ich den Hilfe-suchen​den Leuten nur mit Anfaenger-st​uffe (?) hilfen. (I know I've failed miserably at translating/​ describing "beginn​ers' level",​ but I've tried, dammit!)
I like and, for a long time, studied German. Even though my vocabulary diminished greatly in the last few years, I (like to) believe my grammar is somewhat intact. I certainly wouldn't mind practicing/'​exchanging'.​
As for English, I'm confident in my proficiency with it. So, fire away, I'll help as best as I can.

I play guitar, am into photography,​ read whenever I get a chance, etc.

Hm.
Pearl Jam, Oasis, Ashcroft/The​ Verve, Stones, Pink Floyd, Tom Waits, The Doors, Gn'R, Placebo, R.E.M. , the Cranberries,​ Lounge Lizards, Dave Brubeck, the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Gogol Bordello, Rammstein, Alice In Chains, Neil Young, Depeche Mode, Bob Dylan, some more jazz, a bit of blues, a dash of pre-milleniu​m pop, and a twist 80's are as fine as whatever genres Massive Attack and Fat Boy Slim belong to, to some extent too...way too many too's, eh?

Trainspottin​g, Wild at the Heart, Rumble Fish, One Flew Over... , The Shining, Pulp Fiction, the Color of Money, It, The Aviator, Die Leben der Anderen,  Buster Keaton's works, C'est arrivé près de chez vous, Bringing Out the Dead, Cronenberg's​ Crash, Angel Heart, Big Lebowski, Cool Hand Luke, Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle, American Psycho, Coffee & Cigarettes, Die Untergang, Brick...hm. this should cover it for now.

I got rid of my TV. I do download House every week, though.

are mostly the works of those who has got brains or balls. Just to name a few names: Hemingway, Buk, Celine, Welsh, Nabokov, Ondaatje, Murakami, Fante are the first ones that come to mind.

Also, I ******* love textbooks. In fact, I want to make sweet sweet love to them.

"I have gone to the forest"​ - K. Hamsun
"Someti​mes you just have to pee in the sink" - C. Buk.
“Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.” -T. Waits