Hi all,

I'm a fun loving guy,wanting to make new friends from all over the world :) I'm very humourous,lo​ve to joke and be silly!  I love words, I like play on words, I like puns, spoonerisms,​ or any deliberate manipulation​ of words.
I prefer spontaneous,​ off-the-cuff​ humour to actual jokes, but if you can make me chuckle, we'll get on just fine :D
I've always been a great believer in making people smile or laugh, and always thought that if I can make one person a day smile, I must be an ok person.

I'm VERY tall, got dark hair and brown eyes, my eyes are pretty much the only part of my body I like (with the exception of my tattoos, that is).  I'm not an overly confident person, but then again, I don't spend my life beating myself up about my shortcomings​ either. I guess I'm just me :D

I'm a native English speaker, and will gladly help anyone wishing to improve their English knowledge :)

I'd especially like to make friends with people from Japan, but anybody's welcome!!

I like all sorts of conversation​s, from deep and meaningfulls​ right through to wacky,zany musings lol.

I'd like to make friends from all over the globe, age, gender or creed are of no importance to me,but if you're arrogant, rude or just generally an idiot, then forget it. Everyone else is welcome! :)

No major-league​ weirdos please :D
But if you're weird in a nice way, that's ok!

Although I've been enjoying all the "attention"​ from you would-be scammers, is it too much to expect something a little more....orig​inal?
If you're profile says you're from, I dunno France, but your message has been sent from an IP address in Russia, do you REALLY think I'm going to waste my time replying to your scammer_nam​e@fraudulant​mail.ru just because it's "easier​ and you don't check this site often"?​
PLEASE use the above example as how well I respond to having my intelligence​ insulted....​.

Reading, Music, Tatoos, Films, Photography,​ other cultures/way​s of life. Always been intersted in Ancient Egypt, and Japan/Asia

I love Scrabble! And Chess! I guess I like things that make you think.
On the other hand,I also like video games :D

Wabi Sabi, a concept I feel in love with years ago!

Mostly Rock, but will listen to pretty much anything! I've always been more interested in the lyrics, although a cracking melody never goes amiss!

Matchbox 20
Shinedown
Muse
Metallica
The Rolling Stones
The Rasmus
HIM
Nickelback
RHCP
Alice Cooper

Bond!!
Last Of The Mohicans
Butterfly Effect
Ju-On
Battle Royale
The Godfather 2
Snatch
Step Brothers
IT
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
old Hammer Horror films

The Inbetweeners​
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
The I.T Crowd
The Sopranos
Dexter

Horror or "chillers"​ but am open to most things.
I've read pretty much the entire body of Dean Koontz's work
I adore Frankenstein​, probably one of my all-time favourite books, both the Shelley original, and the more recent Koontz re-telling.