http://kket​chum.diaryla​nd.com/  <-My Diary.

My current happy song(s):

-Strawberry Swing
-White Shadows
-I'll Follow You Into The Dark
-Weekend Wars

Hi, Hello, What's up and what not.

"To our first years, welcome, to the rest of you, welcome back!"
I think there's relevancy there.

What I enjoy-

Writing, thinking, reading, skateboardin​g, Youtube, alliteration​, anime, rocking chairs, listening to music in the dark, New Zealand, witty humour, childish humour, the word 'Devious', blogging, making people think, psychology and wearing different coloured shoes.

Sometimes I forget that I cannot fly and barely manage to stop myself from lifting off.

I know all the words to a song called 'Eyelashes' (By Alex Day and Tom Milsom)

Sometimes I feel morally superior to other people, which then makes me feel morally inferior.

Rubberbands can fix anything.

My nicknames include...

Apple, Mouse, Kels, Kelstaha, Kelly-welly and Keshei.

I don't like it when strangers try to talk to me by saying "Hey, girl". I am glad that they can easily select my gender, but just because you don't know my name doesn't mean my tempoary label should depend on whether I came from Mars or Venus.
I don't actually know why it annoys me.

Psychology is fascinating.​

Pettiness annoys me. Ironic?

I'll be lightening, you'll be lightening.

There's a difference between not remembering and forgetting.

11:11 - Make a wish. (It looks like a birthday cake, and comes twice a day!)

! I Love Angola !

Sometimes when people send me less than three's (<3) all I see is ice cream.

I love you like Irn Bru, I think you're awesome and I want you around a lot but I don't "Love"​ you. Or do I ;D

Thankx is an annoying way to spell thanks. Like, are you being modern and spelling it thanx or being proper and spelling it thanks? You can't have both D: Greedy.

So...leave me a comment...I love Europe...but​ I also love the Milky Way so wherever you're from, you're welcome here!

Yours sincerely,
Kelsey Ketchum
(Isn't Pokemon grooooovey?)​

xx

P.S: A Death Note= Love. L makes the yummiest snacks.

I heart snail mail! But emails all good too, just no sickos thank you very much. Perverts and such are so not awesome.
I would prefer people on Earth, for postal reasons, but if you're cool enough I can rent a space shuttle. (I have a jar of 10 cent coins that need spending)

Erm...I like german words?
Throw some at me with definitions =)
I do english speak good xD

Reading, writing, drawing, archery, ice-skating,​ badminton, xbox!!, acting, anime, computering,​ skateboardin​g x)

Deathcab for cutie, MGMT, Vampire Weekend, Liam Finn, Kaiser Chiefs, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Tokio Hotel, The Wombats, The Killers, Coldplay, Plain White T's, Snow Patrol, Arctic Monkeys, All American Rejects, The Dandy Warhols, Daft Punk, Foo Fighters,  Jimmy Eat World, Goodshirt<​3, Matt Costa, 30 Seconds to Mars, Goodnight Nurse, Phoenix Foundation (Kiwi music= all ultimate much?), The Kooks, The Vines, Metro Station,

Recommend a band?

bubbleboy, pirates 1&2, LOTR1&2&​3, spirited away, howls moving castle, the new guy, the breakfast club, starsky and hutch, vanhelsing, Narnia, Donnie darko, the princess bride, anchorman <3, v for vendetta, peter pan, back to the future(all..​obviously), A Death Note
I like those really dark twisted but beautiful movies aswell..

Scrubs!!!, family guy, lost, house, heroes, Yugioh, pokemon, the mighty boosh, I'm on and off about shortland st, miracles, ghost whisperer, Supernatural​, 3rd rock from the sun!, dexter, pushing daisies, Skins (Love you Maxxie ^^), Malcom in the Middle, Pulp Sport (We miss thee..)

eragon, eldest, artemis fowl series, Harry Potter, milkweed, charlie bone series, star girl, half moon investigatio​ns, the supernatrali​st, juggling with manderins, shooting the moon, the karazan quartet (series), larklight, the fire within, the magic faraway tree (lol), Henry Tumour, the dream merchant<​3, deltora quest, Thud!, going postal
I'm a sucker for a good epic fantasy...an​d anything by Terry Pratchett and Eoin Colfer <3

"If you stick a broom up my arse and i could probably sweep the floor, too" said a voice . Moist realized it was his.His brain was a mess. It had come as a shock to find that the afterlife is this one. -Going Postal, Terry Pratchett

Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?-Dane​ Cook

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat.  Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead. -Dane Cook

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. -Terry Pratchett

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. -Terry Pratchett

I wish I had some superpowers.​ I was thinking about that the other day.  Maybe quit comedy, fight some crime. Everybody wants to fly. That's the number one power. If I could grant you a power, "Dane, I'd love to fly."  Yeah? Who the f*** doesn't. Who doesn't want to leave the show tonight and be like, "Alrigh​t I'll catch you guys later."​ *Shwwooosh* and zip up into the skies. "I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering splendor."​
-Dane Cook

Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.
-Terry Pratchett

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"​ -Dane Cook

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
-Terry Pratchett

“L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?”
-Kira, A Death Note

"Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."
L, A Death Note