I've been called many things but my name is DREW

my dad used to be a farmer!

Some people tend to not like me at first.  im sure its not cause they're uptight noobs who cant take some honesty.  i tend to be perceived as an "asshole"​..

BUT that only lasts for a bit.  i start growing on people like a randy penis in no time.
im really not such a *******-- im just upfront and straightforw​ard.

In all seriosity (?).. I'm not a bad guy.. you can ask my momma-- she'll tell ya.

i write sometimes.. but I am by no means a writER

i have sarcasm leaking out of my ears

i can deal with the OMG, LOL, JK etc.
but i CANNOT stand you people who TaLk LyK DiS AlL Da TyM
it annoys the hell out of me- you have no idea

Did I really compare myself to a penis?? OMG moment

je parle un francais.
les gens salut francais

im not gay/bi/confu​sed
but im cool with it if you are.

AT THIS POINT, if you think im a weird creep then move it along

But if you've read all this orgasmic info about me and still want to talk-- youre probably a little crazy in the head.
but send me a message anyways

I cannot stand fake people-- or clowns.
so if either of those is you, dont talk to me. Capiche?

OH. if u are from Sweden, Netherlands.​. or from anywhere close to the space over there talk to me.
i am weirdly attracted to those countries yet know nothing about them.

**I​ wont ADD u as a friend if ive never spoken to u!! GOSH**​
                        how​ much clearer do i have to be?!?!?!​

Friends
good music
video games
hanging out
partay!
chillaxin as they say
riding on elevators
jumping on my bed
staying up late
females of the human kind

MUSE is the greatest band ever!!
other stuff 2

Reno 911! The Movie, Fight Club, Scary Movie, A Beautiful Mind, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters​, 300, Superbad, X-Men, The Incredible Hulk, Talledega Nights, Dodegeball A True underdog Story...

ADULT SWIM
FUSE
SPIKE
some MTV

the simpsons, arrested development,​ FAMILY GUY, reno 911!, south park, scarred, the office, futurama, heroes

a few of them..
if i list them all you would think im a nerd