Phase #562

Dare not tread upon my time with a simple 'Hello.' Come filled with creativity and a desire to astonish. Otherwise, don't waste time. I do not tolerate the word 'bored' or any forms of such nonsense. There is no such thing as 'boredom' in the world we live in today. I can't remember the last time I set foot in a party, drank my heart out and into the toilet or came to doing anything people neologized as 'hanging out.' However, more importantly,​ I cannot remember a time I was 'bored' because boredom is simply a detachment from one's own emotions. I do not know myself in all aspects, but I am fully connected to this being that I am.

Anyway, this is more or less a rant one may expect from me.
Also, don't ask me for my webcam. You'll probably still ask for it, you piece of nutjob, bah!

And for giggles! A few me-"facts"​ for those still lost in wonder:

-I love my enemies more than I love my friends. Friends are difficult. Friends expect absurd 'manners' from you and gifts on very specific dates that I have no patience for remembering.​ Pffft. Enemies, now enemies expect a challenge. I also love sarcasm, dimwit.
-Food is paradise. You need to know this.
-I have a talented smile. It's sharp and wily, and no one will believe I am smiling.
-I am fully in love with everyone, hah, despite my rashness and recklessness​. I simply love some more than others. No hate here, chaps.
-Unfortunate​ly, the ice caps will melt sooner than my love for nature is to diminish.
-I secretly wish to fall foolishly in love again.

Emmitt Nervend stares into your soul... with glee.
http://emmi​ttstares.ytm​nd.com/

INACTIVE
I will not check wall posts or messages unfortunatel​y. Feel free to spark a relatively intelligent conversation​ with me via MSN or use the mentioned address for email corresponden​ce. Otherwise, I leave you!

Here's an odd request: I'd like to be able to ask the question 'Are you shivering?' in multiple languages. Teach me how to ask this mysterious and lovely question.

Eh, to be honest with you, I'm mostly looking for fluent speakers. I don't really have the patience to teach someone how to speak English. I'm willing to help with Russian, and it's indeed a pleasure to learn a bit more of German.

Reading. Video games. Knitting. Webcomics.

Experimental​ and folk. Coil. Current 93. Death in June. Les Joyaux De La Princesse. Random rock bands INCLUDING the following: Explosions in the Sky, By the End of Tonight, Lazarus, Okay, Evergreen, The Ladies, Mono, World's End Girlfriend, Nightfist, Prints, etc, etc. Yea, I'm about done here. You probably don't know these bands, haha.

PS: I could so beat your naked sweet buns in J-rock jeopardy!
Most likely? Heh, yea, I had a phase... ;3

Casshern. Cure (1997). Welcome to Dongmakgol. Last Life in the Universe.

A Confederacy of Dunces. Demian. The Digital Dead. A Hillbilly Buddha. The Lathe of Heaven. Less Than Human. The Little Prince. Maldoror. The Neon Bible. Night of the Galactic Railroad. Phaedo. Shades of Difference. Songs of a Dead Dreamer. Sonnets to Orpheus. Works of Love. Ishmael. The Last Man. The Book of Disquiet. The Wandering Jew. The Cloud of Unknowing.

Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ******* THUMBS! (hopping from car roof to car roof) THUMBS!