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emerald64

(Jan ) 43 y.o., Female

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Last updated at 1:24pm BST on May 13, 2008
Joined on October 31, 2007
It is 9:36 am (EST) in emerald64's chosen time zone.


About Me:

HEADS UP PLEASE - I HAVE CERTAIN IMPORTANT FAMILY COMMITMENTS AT THE MOMENT - I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WHEN I CAN...PLEASE​ BEAR WITH ME.     
NEWSFLASH!!.​.......If you dont take the time to read all my profile, dont waste time mailing - that way, it might, just might save both of us problems!!
This is for the people who are not my close friends or family - if you decide to send an email along the lines of  - 'hey baby', 'hey sweety', 'hi ya honey'.....I​ am happy to drop by your profile and call you the following: 'hey idiot', 'hey w*nker', 'hi ya st*pid' !...I have a name - use it!!

For the record! - My real sister is StevieLee, real sister!..so - please stop asking!

Luckily, I am able to choose my friends, happily - they choose me........so​metimes a friendship works, sometimes it doesn't....w​hen it doesn't work - it is part of life.......t​he one thing I don't need to do is justify who or what I am on any internet site.......I​ have the right to shine as me!!
Believe it or not - I love having way wicked fun!
Your very welcome to rock on in and hit me up for a chat/mail...​..If I dont reply, its simply because I feel we have nothing to chat about with no hard feelings....​.a - no thank you means -  no thank you - I like the same in return......​.I have no time or patience for 'internet' game players/liar​s!...life is far too short for that cr*p!.......​  If you decide to be rude, - you will get the same in return, but with triple interest rates!

If you dont like my profile - then find some-one who suits you - too easy!
If you think 40 or over is old, you really better move on  ............​ if you dont like blunt, upfront honesty, move on ............​ if you dont like confident, fiery, challenging,​ questioning women -  then run d*mn fast!.....an​d - I think you get the idea!  :-) ..... I am NOT interested in 'internet' romance!!
...If you think you have discovered your future 'soulmate'..​..think again - trust me, you havent!!....​.FRIENDS really does mean FRIENDS!


I like to think I am incredibly intelligent,​ confident and honest. I love a good laugh. I enjoy learning various things and can chat and relate to many subjects. Other cultures and history fascinate me. I have a thirst for knowledge. I have a good outlook upon life. I value honesty, laughter, intelligence​ and warmth very highly.

Gender is not a problem. I dont need any stories of undying love or massive fortunes. As for sharing your phone number details -  use your imagination and go put them where the sun will never shine! I also dont want your email details - that is limited to my true family/frien​ds.
Any other rubbish sent gets happily deleted or blocked!

Ciao!......I​ am trying very hard to learn Italian at the moment. I dont have much time to devote to it, I need real help from people my age or younger.....​Grazie Mille!
Hola!.....I have decided I should like to learn a little Spanish as well!
It is good to learn...Grac​ias!

Requests:

Yep :  1... Read all my profile, dont simply look at my pic or read small parts.  2... A bottle of 'Jim Beam'.  3...A few tequila slammers.  4...A dozen frozen margaritas.  5...A night out on the town - pole dancing! Oh Yeah!!

Be yourself, keep it real, have a wicked s.o.h.....an​y complaints, problems or bullsh*t - get your attorney to contact my attorney - they can sort it out cos I am having too much fun!!
I adore my many, many fabulous friends ( I love my family) on here - they totally rock!!!!

Language Exchange Requests:

Please speak, write & type understandab​le english. I am happy to learn Italian - grazie mille! I have only been learning for a short time. I need true help from genuine people.
Hola!.....I should like to learn a little of the lovely Spanish language as well......Gr​acias, mi amigo!

Interests, Hobbies, etc.:

The beach,  sunshine,  dancing,  singing,  spending time with friends,  socialising,​  walks,  gardening,  reading - adore music - the louder, the better.  Barbeques, finding the perfect latte.         Like learning about other cultures etc.  Learning about history. Like water sports,   following my Australian (AFL) football and so on - ask me as we go along.

Favorite Music:

Music - the background of my life, loves  and laughter!
Love my ipod & sound systems!
A few faves are - Bon Jovi, U2, Matchbox Twenty, Nirvana, Seether, Creed, Joe Cocker, Bob Seger, The Highwaymen, Johnny Cash,  Nickelback , Queen, Anouk - (thanks to my awesome sister)! Travelling Wilburys, INXS, Rogue Traders,  Guns n Roses, Nightwish, Leona Lewis, Shivaree, AC/DC, Billy Joel, Il Divo, Vittorio Grigolo, Patrizio Buanne, Andrea Bocelli, Ministry of Sound, Amy Winehouse, Jem, Michael Buble, Roy Orbison, Meatloaf, Gabrielle, Pink, Baby Animals, Headpins, Anastacia, Ray Charles, Katie Melua, Alicia Keys, Good Charlotte, One Republic, Creedence Clearwater Revival !
Live, love and breathe music!

Favorite Movies:

Most favourite - Gladiator (with Russell Crowe). Spartan 300. Troy. The Da Vinci code. Die Hard series. Blade series. Alien series. Kill Bill Series. Van Helsing. Monty Python movies.  Do not like romance movies. :) .

Favorite TV Shows:

Like law shows, current affairs, news items, true crime, history, comedies & some local tv shows. Like Supernatural​ - the tv show.
CSI Shows, N.C.I.S. , Law & Order.
Having said that about TV - I could happily leave it & read a good book or listen to music!

Favorite Books:

Like thrillers, mystery and enjoy many historical novels. Like to read my local newspaper. Can read an interesting book within a day - (speed reader).
Some fave authors are - James Patterson, Tami Hoag, Jeffery Deaver, Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwall and Anne Perry. Yes - I love reading as well.....

Favorite Quotes:

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?.....MM​MM - CAN I THINK ABOUT IT?.......LM​FAO!

IT TAKES 10 SECONDS TO TELL SOME-ONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM....DO IT NOW BEFORE TIME SLIPS AWAY.

WHAT WE DO IN THIS LIFE - ECHOES INTO ETERNITY.

THE MORE YOU FEAR LIFE...THE HARDER IT IS TO TRULY LIVE.

I STILL BELIEVE...AL​L THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

EACH JOURNEY YOU TAKE....REAL​ OR IMAGINED...I​S PART OF LEARNING ABOUT LIFE.

FAMILY & LOYALTY ARE THE 2 MOST IMPORTANT AND POWERFUL WORDS IN THIS WORLD.





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californiadream 43 at 10:09pm BST on May 13, 2008
NOPE CAN'T HEAR YOU ABOVE MY BEEPS..LOL..​MY PUTTER IS RUNNING SO POORLY AND HAS BEEN FOR A FEW DAYS NOW..I THOUGHT MAYBE A BAD SIGNAL WHERE IS WAS RAINING..BUT​ TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY SO WHATS IT'S EXCUSE NOW?...I KNOW IT IS EARLY THERE BUT HOW ARE YOU JAN?..DID YOU GET ANY REST AT ALL?....TAKE​ CARE OF YOURSELF SIS!..HUGS..​BELLA
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emerald64 43 at 9:39pm BST on May 13, 2008
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT​­­­­­­­­­­­­​­­­­!­

HI..MY GORGEOUS FAMILY/FRIEN​­­­­­­­­­­­­​­­D­­­­­S­!­​ WE ARE ALL HAVING SITE PROBLEMS - OUCH!....A FEW UNLADYLIKE WORDS HAVE BEEN UTTERED FROM MY MOUTH....LMA​­­­­­­­­­­­­​­­­­­­O­!­!­​.­­.­­..­PL­​EA­­SE­­ BE PATIENT - IT IS TAKING ME A LONG, LONG TIME TO GET ANYTHING DONE JUST NOW!
HEADS UP MY LOVELY PEOPLE!!
IT SEEMS I HAVE A BOGUS/FAKE 'PERSON' TARGETING ME THINKING THEY CAN PLAY PATHETIC, INANE ONLINE GAMES!
AS YOU ALL KNOW - THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG LADY! OH BOY-  THE SAID PERSON REALLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT THEY HAVE LET THEMSELVES IN FOR!
BRING IT ON!
AHH! - DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE 'NET'?.....I​­­­­­­­­­­­­​­­­­­­ DO!!
SAID 'PERSON' IS AS FOLLOWS -

......lil_ch​­­­­­­­­­­­­​­­­­­­e­r­r­​i­­e­­_­­p­­​i­­­e

I HAVE A STRONG FEELING A FEW OTHER FAKE, BOGUS, GHOST PEOPLE INTEND TO TURN UP AND SLANDER MY NAME - BE VERY CAREFUL - YES INDEEDY!­­
GEE...YOU WOULD THINK THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE ORIGINAL WITH THE USERNAME!
TAKE THE BEST OF CARE - SHARE A SMILE.
FROM - ME!! ;)
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atbh61 47 at 2:28pm BST on May 13, 2008
I miss stevie big time!
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freespirit3 36 at 1:37pm BST on May 13, 2008
hi jan hey don't apologise i understand just mail me in your own time. you should try and get some sleep ok!
take it easy and rest
hugs
yvonne
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poetsqueen 51 at 1:13pm BST on May 13, 2008
Wow..Jan, the stuff you gotta go through these days just to have a friend.I hope you will count me as a friend even when this site says we are not because of my stupid age. Jan..all my prayers are with ya girl..hope all is going well with you and your main man. Hugs..Cari
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freespirit3 36 at 11:35am BST on May 13, 2008
oh jan i am sorry of course i will keep sending you and your family prayers! hey if you want to email do so! i am here for you anytime.
take care
hugs
yvonne
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THEVIKING 52 at 10:50am BST on May 13, 2008
Jan, Thank You
It took me longer than expected i blame it on my hay fever affecting my breathing,it​s the lack of oxygen.
I will endevour to partake in a friendly discourse later.
Fino a quando la nostra mente si riunira di nuovo

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THEVIKING 52 at 10:27am BST on May 13, 2008
Hi Jan do not worry i have settings too. The trouble is that i dont know how to change them, Please give me a clue as a 34 year old lady is waiting for her 35th birthday so she can message me and by that time i might have reached the ripe old age of 53.
Reply when you like
Martin
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THEVIKING 52 at 9:51am BST on May 13, 2008
Jan, no offence intended, just desperate  for a message
and why not choose an honest person like you
ciao
Martin
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THEVIKING 52 at 9:41am BST on May 13, 2008








Jan thats your real name so i will use it not that Emerald ....
My your a fiesty one are you not
i can handle that and all youve got
you cannot frighten off THEVIKING
MARTIN(call me by my real name,not baby,handsom​e,etc
Please leave a message on my Wall
Or you are just talk,thats all





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