CHARLIE CHAPLIN IS MA LIFE <3

Hallo, I am a very fun person.. I enjoy pranks and somehow crazy people are attracted to me. I gotz lotsa crazy stories about all the oddballs i meet. I can be very perverted heh but i usually hold back. I am a published writer. As well as being asked to write essays for a self help program in my city. I am also a model.. (for vogue) the modeling life isn't me AT ALL. I do it for the money.. I am a tomboy love climbing trees. My real job  tho is working with this 91 yr old lady who always screams "HELP HELPPPPPPPP"​ in the wierdest situations. For example she got sick so i got paid to visit her in da hospital. Gil (my boss and her husbund) told me to hold her hand. She really likes me but sometimes goes a little crazy.. anyway she was mad at me cuz i had to moisten her mouth w/ a qtip n she bit the qtip ripped it out of my hand with her teeth and tried (but failed) to shove it up my nose. So she fell asleep and i thought she wouldn't notice if i held her hand.. boy i was wrong. Next  thing I know she's screaming "HELPPP​PPPP HELP HELP" at the top of her lungs. The nurse comes rushing over thinking i was attackin her or something.. I told her wat happened but she obvisouly didn't believe me. I flirt a lot but havew only cheated once. I had a good excuse tho because my boyfriend was in a mental home (no joke) so i couldn't break up with him... hay it's nawt my fault ;) I love stories about crazyy people and i'll most likely ask you if you've met any crazy people. I am very strict about who i'll date. I have crazy rules... for example if a guy tells me he loves me on the first date, he's history, if he is all over me he's gone, if he doesn't hold hands w/ me in public oravoir. I only go for really shy guys.. I don't give out my number so if you want it go find it in the phonebook. believe it or nawt i am actually really nice. I just don't let people use me as a doormatt. I am very out spoken. uhh and playboy is ma life!!!! oh and ima vegetarian

If you're younger than 35 then you're good.

English is my best subject in school. I get As in it ;)

Animal rights (PETA), journaling, describing crazy people, pranking the operator for free (ask me how ;)), flirting, drawing, photography,​ walking in torrential rainstorms, climbing anything, anything to do with playboy, music, My dog Baby, learning, thrift shopping, clowns, cold water, crafts, volenteering​, comedy network, reading, writing of any kind, giving advice to people, history

Seether (LUFF! ♥ )
GODSMACK IS MA LIFE
Skillet
Shiloh
Matchbox 20
Eagle eye cherry
The Buggles
Radio Head
Brittany Spears
AFI
Stabilo Boss
Gym Class Heros
Breaking Benjamin
Eminem
Flobots
Within Temptation
Marcy Playground
Linkin Park
The Veronicas
Garbage
PANIC! at the disco
Papa Roach
Lady GaGa
Paramore
3oh3
Aesop Rock
Buckcherry
Lil Wayne
Fort Minor
Disturbed
Hinder
Nickleback (ish)
Killers
Nirvana
Three Days Grace
& tons more; )

Titanic; i despise any other romance. ANY horror film. Clever movies (ex. the invention of lying)

Comedy channel, MAD TV, Just for laughs; Gags, family guy, south park, the bachlorette (I HATE ED), so you think you can dance canada and the history channel

COSMOPOLITIA​N <3
Lovers and Players by Jackie Collins
Quietus by Vivian Schilling
Behind the Attic Wall by Sylvia Cassidy
Crabbe by Willam Bell
Crow Stone
♥

"You can never make sense of a crazy"