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O_O

Updated Nov 1

Holy Shyt Fack

Updated Oct 26

Homies:']

Updated Oct 26

Little emz

Updated Oct 1

school

Updated Aug 11

Edits.

Updated Aug 8
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What the fk...
Nov 5, 2009 at 1:47am | 0 comments
alarm
Nov 3, 2009 at 3:41pm | 0 comments
Holy beef toast!
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:29pm | 3 comments
Work
Oct 28, 2009 at 5:11pm | 0 comments
-insert angry face here-
Oct 28, 2009 at 1:20pm | 0 comments
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emzerena

(b!tchface.) 19 y.o., Female

Last logged in 18 hours ago
Last updated at 7:22pm BST on October 10, 2009
Joined on February 8, 2009
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About Me:

I have a name and maybe one day I'll tell you. I live in a small town in the middle of a cornfield, so don't trust my stated location. According to my current location, I live in a frozen jar of mayo. Cool, eh? I'm 19 years old and am currently attending uni. I'm pursing a degree in ECED, which most people think is pathetic, but I don't care what you think. I love kids. I use to teach. I taught preschool then for almost a year had my own group of children ages 18 months to three years. I also worked with the infants a few hours a day. I've practically raised my youngest sister since she was born. She is going to be six years old later this month. I've made a lot of mistakes but I do what I can to give her the best.  I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and make a list. [:

~My favorite colors are green and orange.
~Music and writing are my outlets.
~Most likely, I don't trust you.
~I'm a small town girl, cities aren't my style.
~I take pictures and videotape people when we are driving and at stoplights.
~I'm weird, at least I can admit it.
~I like being alone more than being with groups of people.
~BDubs is the shyt.
~I could live off of Goober brand peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
~My room is generally a mess, it just doesn't feel right when it's all neat and clean.
~I once asked a friend to describe my life in one word, they said "tragic."​
~I like to disagree.
~I'm opinionated.​
~I went to a keggar once when I was 15 and drank 23+ full cups of beer. When I got home I locked myself in the bathroom and passed out. My mom broke in and all I could say was, "Beer! Lot's of beer!"
~She won't let me live that down, either will my friends.
~I enjoy talking to strangers in public.
~Most people think I'm older.
~It upsets me when people pity me. I'm not looking for pity, I'm looking for understandme​nt.
~Odds are, you'll never understand me.
~I like to think I'm right most of the time, I could argue for hours.
~I do things most people frown upon.
~I question life a lot. No, I'm not suicidal.
~I've had a lot of friends die.
~I really don't enjoy driving, I like being a passenger, but it makes me nervous at times.
~There are two things I really want from life: To get married and have kids.
~I really want to be a mom.
~I often doubt the two will ever happen.
~Concerts are amazing. No high can compare to the natural one you get from a kickass show.
~My nails are orange, I was going to paint them red, but the red was nearly empty.
~I have a wall of pictures of muscle cars. If a wall was rapeable, I'd do my wall.
~I never went to prom.
~I have a stuffed gorilla behind my green mushroom chair that is wearing my graduation cap and the lais(sp is wrong i know, sue me betch) from my last day of high school. They are green and orange.
~My grandma died right as I was getting close to her. I still have a rose from her funeral from April of '08. It sits on my stereo in a vase.
~I like candles.
~I'm not a girly-girl.
~Most of my tee shirts are guy shirts, sadly, they don't make female band shirts that I like.
~I don't have my ears pierced.
~I have my eyebrow pierced.
~I'm curious as to if anyone is actually going to read this.
~pew pew
~Ced's epic line of, "I have a gun and I will shoot you," will never be forgotten. [':
~I love our late night skype calls, they make me smile.
~I don't talk a lot, so when I do, I sometimes talk really fast and the words all come out wrong.:[
~I got accepted into every college/uni I applied to.
~One even gave me a $37,000 scholarship that I decline due to my sister.
~I'm curious as to how long this is getting.
~I love carona clothing things and stuff. I have a hoody, shirt, pants, hat, bag...yeah. Carona beer sucks though.
~I'm a Budweiser type of girl.
~I doubt myself far too often. I might have already said that. If so, I'm emphasizing the fact.
~I kindasorta think I have nice eyes.
~I don't appreciate it when my boobs are referred to as mangos or...bong-bo​ngs or something or another. They are boobs or tits or breasts. No need for weird names.
~I get a new phone next week.
~My nails are too long for me to use the keypad on my current phone. Three of them broke in the past week. I've never gotten worked up over my nails, but I totally did because I've never grown them out before.
~I have a llama named Bob. He rocks your ******* llamas socks all the way to Texas.
~I've always wanted to live in Canada.
~Seeing police makes me go into panic mode or have an anxiety attack.
~I disagree with the government.
~I'm not here to overthrow them, I just don't see the way they run things as being the best.
~I think people that look at others as either pretty or ugly are ignorant. There's more to life than the way a person looks.
~There's a few people on here I think are pretty cool. I wouldn't trade you guys for anything. <3
~I'm going to wrap this up for now, I should be writing my paper, but any reason for distraction from doing so is welcomed.

Requests:

A dollar.

If you all gave me a dollar, I'd be rich.

I'd also like for the seven people who are hiding the fact that they have me bookmarked to show their faces. GRRRRR!!!!!<​--that's me being angry!!

Don't send me super long messages about how you want to be my friend unless your going to actually reply to the message I send you. That shit pisses me off. Pretty soon I'm going to post a list of all you stupid people who do that so no one will talk to you.

Interests, Hobbies, etc.:

Stuff=]

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Lots of stuff.<3

I'll be nice=]

Music, Super Mario Bros 3, Psychology, ECED, Backroads, driving, reading, writing, you know..stuff.​

Favorite Music:

I like listening to fingernails on a chalk board.

Wanna know? Ask me.[:

Favorite Movies:

The Phantom of the Opera
Bang Bang You're Dead
Mystic River
Cloverfield
American History X
LIE
Silent Hill
and a lot more=]

Favorite TV Shows:

One Tree Hill<3333​3

Skins

Favorite Books:

Anthem is pretty good.


​I am PROUD to say I have not read a single book in the Twilight series

Favorite Quotes:

"Americ​a is a limited edition beanie baby with a big mac in one hand and an American flag in the other and when you flip it over it says made in China."​ -Youtube dude xD

Jedidiah: Gramma let me in the house!
Luda May: JUNIOR! Better be out there with them dogs!

We are young
But we have heart
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

cannabis: %%%% dont %%%% if your dick doesn't go up that way

emzerena: she also
emzerena: lied about being raped
carrots4peac​e: oh I do that, Emilee

Me: OMFG this ******* ottoman thing. -throws ottoman thing towards door-
J: DUDE! WTF! That's a glass door.
Me: So? The ottoman was in my way. Would you rather me throw it at you?
B: Shut the **** up and get over here.
Me: I'm coming, I'm coming!
-silence-
Me: That came out all wrong.
-everyone laughing hysterically​-
Friends mom yells down the stairs, "Do I even wanna know what's going on?"
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