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Five things NOT to do when cycling.....
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About Me:
Hi everyone! I'm Steve (The Proprietor) lol, and I'm a tall, shaven headed lad from Sunderland but now living 'doon Sooth!' I'm the perfect bachelor - I dont have kids, dont want kids and wont ever marry......ever! I've quite an insane sense of humour with several mad alter ego's rattling about up top lol. I work as a very VERY full time security officer, which pays the bills, gives me heaps of 'me' time and that isnt demanding in the slightest! Thats the way it should be, really hehe. People feel safe when they're around me and I like looking after things for people, so I guess I'm in the right job. Bluey-grey eyes, average built (need to get some gym time in). I absolutely adore redheads, love being alone, am a deep thinker with a unique imagination and am fascinated by torches (flashlights). Dont know why but I just love the things lol. I also have a crush on Jessica rabbit lol - the perfect redhead!!!
Requests:
None really, just dont be a git! Anyone is welcome to chat to me, but PLEASE DONT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST IF I'VE NOT SPOKEN TO YOU BEFORE. I like chatting to Americans, Canadians and Australians especially.......English speakers, you see! But, even those who dont speak a word of it are welcome to message me anyway..........................even if I haven't got the foggiest what you're saying!! And also, can anyone tell me why people refer to fat people as b*stards?? You never hear a fat person being called a "fat nice person" or a "fat sweetheart". They always seem to be b*stards! God bless Regular Coca Cola, cheeseburgers, pizza, cigarettes (even though I dont smoke, but used to), beer, chocolate, doughnuts, Sky TV, the internet, red haired girls, breasts, war movies, beds, earplugs, the security industry, music and the free world! Below is a picture of my favourite maniac! The crazed Basil Fawlty! (psychopath).
Interests, Hobbies, etc.:
War movies, cycling, walking, American history (i.e civil war, war of Independance...ect), very into the First World War and interested in capital punishment (morbid I know, but its a curiosity about how it came about and such). Used to be anti, but now I'm pro, because of Britains ridiculously lenient pandering to the scum of society. Murderers, rapists and child abusers should be executed on the spot. Simple as that! No trial, no red tape - just BANG BANG! Straight into a bin liner! But unfortunately the crime respecting government of this once great country say that these parasites have rights! Sorry for the rant - its just something I feel very strongly about. The victims dont, but the criminals do! I collect U.S military medals and astronaut crew patches and I like keeping fish, although I dont do it at the minute. I absolutely adore WW2 bomber nose art, like the examples below. Sleek, personal and sexy! If I could go to any point in time and be anything I wanted..I'd either be a member of a B17 bomber crew in the European theatre of operations during WW2, or an LAPD police officer.
PHWOAR!! This girl's hot stuff!!! Shame she's a painting lol
PHWOAR!! This girl's hot stuff!!! Shame she's a painting lol
Favorite Music:
Bit of everything really, especially 90's stuff as its my school era. Classical music when I'm stressed out too. Any music that reminds me of school! I like listening to smooth Jazz from midnight until 2am while I'm at work. Chillout music is my kinda thing too. I'd be useless at a heavy metal concert. It would drive me mental! Music is memories - I'm always saying "Oh this song reminds me of.....such and such." Love the soundtracks to the movies 'Good Morning Vietnam' and 'Forrest Gump'.
Favorite Movies:
Air Force One (Favourite)
The Patriot (Erm.....deputy favourite lol)
Magnum Force (third favourite)
Hart's War
Zulu
Apollo 13
Capricorn One
Angels with Dirty faces (Cagney)
White Heat (Cagney)
The Roaring Twenties (Cagney again)
Saving Private Ryan
Black Hawk Down
Saints and Soldiers
The Dirty Harry films ('Magnum Force' is my favourite of these)
Patton
Night at the Museum (what a great job that guy's got)!
The Shawshank Redemption
Indiana Jones films
The Terminator
Goodfellas (Joe Pesci - Evil)
Casino (Joe Pesci - More Evil)
Robocop
Robocop 2
Robocop 3 (bet you didn't see THAT one coming lol)
Employee of the Month
Good Luck Chuck
The Fugitive
The Bone Collector
Space Cowboys
Braveheart
The Die Hard Films
Under Siege
Training Day
Con Air
Armageddon
Face Off
THe Green Mile
Broken Arrow ("GOD D*MN WHAT A RUSH!!")
Football factory
Green Street
The Business
Tigerland
A Bridge Too Far
Memphis Belle
Pierrepoint
In the line of fire
When trumpets fade
633 Squadron (Good old classic war film)
The Dambusters (Awfully spiffingly good lark, wot!)
We Dive at Dawn (b/w)
The Colditz Story (b/w)
Above us the Waves (b/w)
The Patriot (Erm.....deputy favourite lol)
Magnum Force (third favourite)
Hart's War
Zulu
Apollo 13
Capricorn One
Angels with Dirty faces (Cagney)
White Heat (Cagney)
The Roaring Twenties (Cagney again)
Saving Private Ryan
Black Hawk Down
Saints and Soldiers
The Dirty Harry films ('Magnum Force' is my favourite of these)
Patton
Night at the Museum (what a great job that guy's got)!
The Shawshank Redemption
Indiana Jones films
The Terminator
Goodfellas (Joe Pesci - Evil)
Casino (Joe Pesci - More Evil)
Robocop
Robocop 2
Robocop 3 (bet you didn't see THAT one coming lol)
Employee of the Month
Good Luck Chuck
The Fugitive
The Bone Collector
Space Cowboys
Braveheart
The Die Hard Films
Under Siege
Training Day
Con Air
Armageddon
Face Off
THe Green Mile
Broken Arrow ("GOD D*MN WHAT A RUSH!!")
Football factory
Green Street
The Business
Tigerland
A Bridge Too Far
Memphis Belle
Pierrepoint
In the line of fire
When trumpets fade
633 Squadron (Good old classic war film)
The Dambusters (Awfully spiffingly good lark, wot!)
We Dive at Dawn (b/w)
The Colditz Story (b/w)
Above us the Waves (b/w)
Favorite TV Shows:
Friends, Cops (love the theme tune lol), FBI Files, Scrubs (surreal), King of Queens, The Garage ("AHHM THE BOSS O' THIS GARAGE!"), How its Made, Cold Case Files, Forensic Detectives, old episodes of 'The Bill, Air Crash Investigation.
Favorite Books:
'Shot at Dawn',
'Band of brothers'
'American Doughboys'
Anything about U.S involvement in WW1
Anything about WW1 in general
Anything about capital punishment
'Band of brothers'
'American Doughboys'
Anything about U.S involvement in WW1
Anything about WW1 in general
Anything about capital punishment
Favorite Quotes:
"Listen PUNK! To me you're nothin' but a dogsh*t, y'understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogsh*t! It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed! So take my advice - be careful where the dog sh*t ya!" (Harry Callahan to a punk - Sudden Impact)
"Yeah thats right! The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast, and this one is bought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember? The people who bought you Korea! Thats right - the U.S Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad it's probably NOT being done by the army!" (Adrian Cronauer - Good Morning Vietnam)
(Lieutenant George) "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'R'! (Baldrick) "ARMY!"
(Topper Harley - 'Hot Shots part Deux') "PRESIDENT BENSON!"
(President Benson) "No you're not!"
('Dirty' Harry Callahan) "You hero's have killed a dozen people this week. What are you gonna do next week?
(Officer Davis) "Kill a dozen more!"
(Harry Callahan) "Well when one adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - thats my policy!"
(The Mayor) "Intent? How did you establish that, Inspector?"
(Harry Callahan) "Well when I see a naked man chasing a woman through an alleyway with a butchers knife and a h*rd on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross!"
(Mayor to Chief of Police) "He's got a point!"
"Every other woman in the court has got a b*stard son, but not MY mother....oh no!! The woman's so pure she dare'nt look down incase she notices her own breasts!" (Edmund Blackadder on wishing his brother was illegitimate)
"Hey, you're takin' this kinda personal aren't ya?" (Clarence Boddicker to Robocop, as Robocop comes towards him with a gun)
"No scissors? You've GOT to be kidding 'No Scissors'! I mean did they tell Picasso "No BRUSH?" (Gay hairdresser to FBI guys in 'The Rock')
"Yeah thats right! The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast, and this one is bought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember? The people who bought you Korea! Thats right - the U.S Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad it's probably NOT being done by the army!" (Adrian Cronauer - Good Morning Vietnam)
(Lieutenant George) "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'R'! (Baldrick) "ARMY!"
(Topper Harley - 'Hot Shots part Deux') "PRESIDENT BENSON!"
(President Benson) "No you're not!"
('Dirty' Harry Callahan) "You hero's have killed a dozen people this week. What are you gonna do next week?
(Officer Davis) "Kill a dozen more!"
(Harry Callahan) "Well when one adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - thats my policy!"
(The Mayor) "Intent? How did you establish that, Inspector?"
(Harry Callahan) "Well when I see a naked man chasing a woman through an alleyway with a butchers knife and a h*rd on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross!"
(Mayor to Chief of Police) "He's got a point!"
"Every other woman in the court has got a b*stard son, but not MY mother....oh no!! The woman's so pure she dare'nt look down incase she notices her own breasts!" (Edmund Blackadder on wishing his brother was illegitimate)
"Hey, you're takin' this kinda personal aren't ya?" (Clarence Boddicker to Robocop, as Robocop comes towards him with a gun)
"No scissors? You've GOT to be kidding 'No Scissors'! I mean did they tell Picasso "No BRUSH?" (Gay hairdresser to FBI guys in 'The Rock')
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