I think something like "absolu​tely crackers"​ would be about right for me!

I am of course extremely handsome, very attractive, irresistable​ and.........​.. a

compulsive liar.  rofl.

really want to meet like minded people to laugh with.

failing that, I'm looking for a blonde sweedish female Au Pair, about 18 yrs old to do a spot of gardening.

I do have a wall, write something on it, the more obscene, the better, lets have a laugh.

please no bible punchers or god botherers, I am a devout atheist, so don't waste my time.

I speak two languages...​.......

English     and   Rubbish.

Laurel and Hardy appreciation​ society,

The Sons Of the Desert.

Member of the "Dirty Work" tent, Oasis 277.
Wigan / Bolton.

somewhere an electric chair is waiting.

the Cuckoo tune.

Barry white.

Andy Williams.

any Laurel and Hardy films

none

Anything about the "boys"​

anything by Michael Crichton.

Charles Dickens

Heres another nice mess you've gotten me into.(Ollie to Stan)

Excuse me, my ear is full of milk.(Ollie on the phone)

If you want me to go I can stay as long as you like.
(Stan making his postion clear)

(all quotes from L & H films)