It's hard to feel clever when I'm sleep deprived, and I have a dreadful feeling that nobody is reading this anyways. In the event that you are, yay! Allow me to introduce myself. Imagine that "the Humpty Dance" is playing in the background, because it is now stuck in my head.

I'm a native Californian looking for people who like to exchange letters. I do like to take my time with what I'm writing, so if you like sending and receiving more than a splattering of words with more than its share of "LOL"​ then we have at least one thing in common. Bonus points if you actually write something especially for me as opposed to using your cut and paste function. No cookies for you if you refer to me as "dear"​ or some other term of endearment when we don't even know each other. (Bad internet stranger! BAD!)

I'm only looking for pen pals, not anything or anyone gross or skeevy.

cooking, nutrition, photography,​ running, tae bo, yoga

Barenaked Ladies, Crowded House, Foo Fighters, Sarah McLachlan, Sublime

Roman Holiday, Sailor Moon R, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Arrested Development,​ Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Ghost Whisperer, Gossip Girl, The Office, Sailor Moon, The Simpsons

Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Lightning, The Seduction of Water

"You'll​ never see the end of the road while you're traveling with me."