Thank you for viewing my profile.

About you, you like Greys Anatomy, Sex and the City and Chocolate :)

About me, Im an easy going, laid back and at times humourous person who can be a little shy and introvert until I get to know someone. However, laugh at my jokes, funny or not and you'll have a friend for life, or at least until you delete your profile.
Other things about me are, Im hetrosexual,​ I work in a hotel as a duty manager, like playing at watching sports, travelling, seeing friends, the occasion drink, comedy and relaxing.

Im quite a mature person with good values and tend to have yes or no, do or dont perspective on matters in life.

I dont like moody people, people who dont accept situations if things go wrong,  people who lack social awareness and only in life for their own gains.

Girls, I wont marry you, I wont sleep with you and I wont send you money!!....l​ol :-)

I am interested in talking to people with all sorts of interests and likes. I enjoy talking to people who are a little bit querky, good natured and fun so if you want to send me any wildly useless information or jokes be my guest.

No one line emailers.

Please dont bookmark me. If you want to talk to me then please do so.

I have found that I tend to be the writer of quite chunky emails so please be patient with me. If I havnt replied in a few days, just leave your face on the visitors of my profile page and i'll get back to you :-)

TRAVELLING..​..I have been to New York, Boston, Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, Paris, London, Toronto, Amsterdam, Spain, Germany and Iceland.
SPORT.....Cr​icket, Football, Golf, Snooker, Skiing (Just the once but want to do it again soon but stand)
WATCHING STOKE CITY
COMEDY
MUSIC
PSYCHOLOGY/T​HINKING
PEOPLE
WATCHING DVD'S
LEARNING
KNOWING THINGS & RANDOM FACTS
RELAXING
FRIENDS
INTERNET
FACEBOOK
THE LOCAL QUIZ
SOCIAL DRINKING
TELLING JOKES
TELLING FUNNY JOKES
SLEEPING
COFFEE
ME

FRANZ FERDINAND
JOHNOSSI
THE BEATLES
DIVINE COMEDY
DAVID BOWIE
FINE YOUNG CANIBALS
KASIER CHEIFS
NO DOUBT
SQUEEZE
ELO
FLEETWOOD MAC
SUPERTRAMP
QUEEN
RAZORLIGHT
THE POLICE
THE HOOSIERS
GENESIS
PHIL COLLINS
SLADE
MADNESS
THE EDITORS
ELTON JOHN
SOME CLASSICAL PEICES
THE ARE ENDLESS OTHER SONGS TO VARIOUS OTHER BANDS AND ARTISTS FROM THE 60'S, 70'S, IN PARTICULY THE 80'S (I AM AN 80'S CHILD YOU KNOW!!), 90'S AND 00'S....
++RNB AND BOYBANDS ARE A NO NO++

NORTHWEST FRONTIER
BORAT
LIFE OF BRIAN
AIRPLANE
PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
NAKED GUN
LIVE AND LET DIE
OCTOPUSSY
A VIEW TO A KILL
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
MOONRAKER
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
NORTH SEA HIJACK
CASABLANCA
THE 39 STEPS
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS
THE PAROLE OFFICER
A **** AND BULL STORY
ALI G IN DA HOUSE
SINK THE BISMARC
LOVE ACTUALLY
ZULU
PRETTY MUCH ALL WITH ROGER MOORE AND KENNETH MORE

FRASIER
NCIS
BLACKADDER
HOUSE MD
COUPLING
TWO AND A HALF MEN
FAMILY GUY
KING OF QUEENS
EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND
MATCH OF THE DAY
THE TWO RONNIES
OPEN ALL HOURS
PORRIDGE
THE A-TEAM
THE MAN FROM UNCLE
MONTY PYTHON
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
SOCCER SATURDAY
BRITAINS GOT TALENT
MICHAEL PALIN'S TRAVELS

Autobiograph​ies really......​Nasser Hussain, Steve Waugh, Michael Atherton....​I have a number of books that I need to get around to when I get the chance or im not feeling too lazy.

I also enjoy reading about travelling, places, countries etc.

There are 2 tragedies in life, one is not getting what we want, the other is getting it.

It maybe a fool who doesnt learn from their own mistakes, but its an absolute idiot who doesnt learn from other peoples.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Dont you dare call me irational, You know that makes me crazy.

'IF' By Rudyard Kipling

'You know, if theres one thing ive learnt from being in the army, its never ignore a pooh pooh. I knew a major: got pooh poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh pooh - he pooh poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who had pooh poohed him had been pooh poohing alot of other officers who pooh poohed their pooh poohs. In the end we had to disband the regiment - morale totally destroyed, by pooh pooh.

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!