Hi I am Marc and live in the UK. I am a funny guy ( I think) and am very honest and outgoing. I know some French and German but am looking for an Italian girl/lady to help me with my Italian language study. I have been studying now for a few months but need to practise. Am also very keen to speak to German, Russian, French  and Spanish girls for language reasons.. As I love meeting people from other countries this seems like a great way to do it. I like all sports and lurve metal and Goth music etc and I write songs for a goth/industr​ial band and anyone else who likes them.Rammtei​n,Metallica,​ Slipnot, Korn, Slayer, Evanescence,​write to me please ( mi scrive per favore) I am happy to write or chat with anyone though, you dont have to be Italian but it helps!! Russian girls also very welcome, I have always wanted to learn as bit of Russian but impossible over here without going to uni :(
​PS NO MORE STUPID E MAILS FROM AFRICA ASKING ME TO POSE AS A RELATIVE TO COLLECT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, GET A LIFE!!!

This is my new page as my last one complete with all my friends vanished overnight, luckily I have alternative contact details for the important ones.

Someone with a sense of humour please, life is too short not to laugh, no racists, no intolerance,​ no nazi's and somebody who can tolerate my sarcastic wit ( I dont want much do I? LOL)

I want to learn Spanish, Russian

I can speak some French, German and Italian but need help with these too

Im willing to help anyone with English

Learning new languages and speaking with people all around the world but especially Germany, Russia, Italy, France.

Walking in the open air and mountains ( not that we have any here)

Music and writing songs

Beer ( but not to excess)

Horse Racing, cricket, football ( up the Villa)

Nightwish, Angtoria, Cradle of Filth, Rammstein, Within Temptation, etc etc

Goth horror films, comedies

Tv is crap and for people to stunt their minds with stupid so called reality shows, which bear no resemblance to reality. I would shoot them all if I had my way.

Steven King, I also love history. Single fav book is Schindlers List by Thomas Keneally

Yes Im fat but you are ugly and after I have dieted you will still be ugly.

If brains were taxable you would be in for a refund

If you shut your mouth for long enough I might actually be able to see who you are

A problem shared is a problem doubled

A friend in need is a pest

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

Im the person your Mother warned you about

Do you remember all the things your Mother told you to never do? Do them now!!