Hi, I'm Sarah!  I'm from a small town in the midwest U.S. and I plan to move as soon as I graduate.  I am a very easy-going and unique person.  I like to laugh and make others laugh.  I love my friends, they are awesome and help me get through the challenges in my life!;)  I am a Christian and it affects everything I do and am going to do in life.  Not all Christians are judgemental and closeminded,​ and I want you all to know that God loves every one of you and to show that same love to people.  I want to be in a rock band with a classic rock type sound as a career and I also want to be a studio musician and do something with music technology if I don't get in a band right away.  I am a huge believer in following your dreams if your heart is in the right place!;)
Here are some of my spanish speaking skills (if you know Spanish, please read):
¡Hola!  ¿Cόmo estás?  Soy Sarah (en la clase de español mi nombre es Graciela).  Soy alta (5’7’’) y morena con unos ojos azules/verde​s.  Soy muy bonita, pero no tengo un novio.:P  Quiero vivir en la ciudad, pero vivo en el campo.  Me gusta tocar la guitarra, el piano, y los tambores.  Escucho la musíca rock y canto la en la ducha.;p  Favor de escribir a me en español si lo sabes.  ¡No hablo español bueno, pero estoy aprendiendo!​  Si mi español es mal, lo siento.

I'll talk to people of all races and backgrounds,​ but please be around my age (like the 14-22 range).  I'll talk about basically anything, so please stop and say hi!;)  I may seem shy at first, but I'll open up to you as we begin to talk.  I'll help those who are learning English as much as I can.  I also REALLY want to talk to those from England about Zeppelin and other great British bands and to the Canadians about Rush.  If you love music, please chat with me, we will have long fun conversations!;​)

Please don't make fun of my spanish!  I know how much it sucks!  If you know even basic spanish, feel free to chat with me in it, we can help eachother out!;)  And if you're a spanish guru, then please help me!  If you need help with English, let me know, I'm a native speaker!;)

Music is my main interest.  I play the guitar, piano, drums, and recently the bass.  I am a proud marching band dropout!;p  I am an alto in Choir and I love to sing.  I also play guitar/keys in the youthband at my church. 
  When I am not playing a real instrument, I am playing Guitar Hero or Rock Band.  I am addicted to those games as well as other video games such as Final Fantasy X or Kingdom Hearts.  I love Dance Dance revolution as well, great form of exercise!
   Aside from all that, I love to go outside and walk, swim, and hang out with my amazing friends at home.  I am taking lifeguarding​ and hope to be a lifeguard.

I am a classic rock addict.  I should probably go to classic rock rehab!;p  Here are some of my favorite bands:                      
Led Zeppelin             
Deep Purple                                               
Rush
Rainbow
Foghat
Jimi Hendrix
Dio
Eric Clapton
The Police
Kansas
Boston
Aerosmith
Blue Oyster Cult
Motley Crue
Alice Cooper
White Lion
Ratt
AC/DC
Guns n Roses
Metallica
Bon Jovi
Queen
Stryper
Whiteheart
Dizmas
Seventh Day Slumber
Flyleaf
Heart
Blondie
Fleetwood Mac
The Doobie Brothers
Ozzy Osbourne
Pillar
The Rolling Stones
Van Halen
The Who

This is Spinal Tap, Wayne's World, School of Rock, Blades of Glory, Anchorman, The Breakfast Club, Spaceballs, Hitch, Meet the Fockers, Epic Movie, and basically any movie that makes me laugh that isn't much over 2 hours (cough cough Lord of the Rings series, such a long movie!).  I'm not a big fan of chic flicks or romantic movies either even though I am a chic!;p  I'm sorry I'm not a fan of 10-minute makeout scenes, MY BAD!!!;p

That 70's Show, South Park, Family Guy, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Wifeswap, Trading Spouses, Still Standing, CSI, Robot Chicken, again, funny shows or reality T.V.

Writing Better Lyrics is one of my favorite books, it helps me write song lyrics.  Shakespeare plays make me laugh, especially A Midsummer Night's Dream, I love the fairies and the sexual inuendos are hilarious!;p​  I prefer magazines over books.  I am going to be straight up honest, I like to read the tabloids but I don't believe them, I treat it as magazine fiction!;P  The Rolling Stone, The National Enquirer, and Star Magazine are my favorites.  I also just subscribed to Guitar World, can't wait to get it!

If you have the time or your really bored, please read some of these, most of them are funny and all of them are pure awesomeness!;​)  I know, my quotes wall looks like a freaking novel, but they are fun to post!;p
*****Funny Quotes from T.V. and Movies:*****​

"Real guitars are for old people!"​
-Eric Cartman (South Park)

"What, Led Zeppelin?  Is that a band?.... Let me go with you Donna.  I think Led is hot!"
-Jackie Burkhart (That 70's Show)

"Just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not IN THE BAND."
-Dewey Finn (School of Rock)

"I'm a sex addict.  It's my cross to bare.  It's a real disease with doctors, medicine and everything!"​
-Chazz Michael Michaels (Blades of Glory)

"This is a bass guitar, except instead of playing it upright, you tip it on it's side and CHELLO you got a bass!"
-Dewey Finn (School of Rock)

"Someda​y, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48, which some people consider to be mentally retarded..."​
-Brick Tamlin (Anchorman)

"Person​al philosophy: clothing optional."​
-Chazz Michael Michaels (Blades of Glory)

"We're not worthy!  We're not worthy!  We're dumb, we suck!"
-Wayne and Garth (Wayne's World)

"There has always been a little tension between Lois and me.  It's not that I want to kill her... It's that I don't want her to be alive anymore."​
-Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

"I have the three things that women want; I'm hot and I'm smart!"​
-Michael Kelso (That 70's Show)

"I've got a fever!  And the only prescription​ is MORE COWBELL!!!"​
-Bruce Dickinson Look-alike (Saturday Night Live)

"There'​s this car that runs on water man.  IT RUNS ON WATER MAN!"
-Steven Hyde (That 70's Show)

"Holy crap I'm black!"​
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
-Eric Cartman (South Park)


*****Awesome​ Quotes from Awesome Musicians:**​***

"Music is all about wanting to be better at it."
-Geddy Lee (Rush)

"I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets."​
-Sting (The Police)

"We're just a band. We don't have to be the 'cool' thing or the 'in' thing. It's real important we get out there and express ourselves and play."
-Slash (Guns n Roses)

“I think that passion and love and pain are all bearable, and they go to make love beautiful.”
-Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)

"Knowle​dge speaks, but wisdom listens."​
-Jimi Hendrix

"Drinki​ng beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion."​
-Alice Cooper

"It is just that heavy metal musicians write in minor keys, and when you do that, you frighten people."​
-Ronnie James Dio

*****JaqCP Joke quotes:*****​
(check out his profile to see a picture of him playing Rock Band and/or chat with him, I know him personally, trust me! ;p)

"Don't make me come over their and slap you!"

"Are you Urkle?  Freaking 27!!!"

"It's not 'Freaking 27' it's TWENTY-FRICKING-SEVEN!!!!!"​ 

"Oye, SHUT UP!"

"Fifty-​fricki­ng-th​ree!!!!­!!!!​!!!!!!!!­!!!​!!!!!!!!!­!!​!!!!!!!!!!­!​!!!!!!!!!!!­​!  With exactly fifty three exclamation points.  Beat that!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!"​

"Don't make me post 20 conseputive messages!  And then punchinthefa​­cificate you!"


*****Other sweet quotes:*****​

"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car."
-Garrison Keillor

"I like chicken with a side of rice!"
-Leah

"Hey, it's MORTON, home from the planet of the three-armed gorlax!"​ (inside joke about my last name, we have a gang sign and everything ;p)
-Lydia

"Hahaha​hahaha­hahah​ahahaha­haha​...i'm sitting right next to you! hehehehehehe­hehehehehehe­hehe!"​
-Lindsey

"I'm going to kickinthebal​lsificate you!"
-Chuck


*****Persona​l Quotes from me:*****

"I'm going to throw my foot at you and then round-house kick you in the face!"

"Footba​ll is a funny sport where guys hump other guys, except they refer to it as 'tackling'!"​ (no offense to football players, it is still a fun sport to watch! ;)

"The Police are good band, but they tend to write songs about strange topics no one likes to talk about, like prostitution​ (in Roxanne) and a teacher who is in love with one of their students (in Don't Stand so Close to Me)."

"Wrestl​ing matches are basically soap operas for guys, plus they are totally STAGED!"​

"Not all rock and roll is the devil's music, even Jesus had long hair!"

"If guys can look hot without makeup, so can I!"

"You might have to start editing my comments, some of them are a little "risque"​­....  But hey, they are nothing worse than something in a PG-13 movie or a Shakespeare play..."​

"Why do a lot of amazing rock songs have to be about sex?"

"Rule number 1 with me: for every situation there is a song that describes it!"

"You can't mess up curly hair!"