An American with euorpean background and an interesting life. College educated but down to earth with sense of humor that can be laced with sarcasm. Happily married with kids. I don't putt from the rough but have a little slice/fade.

No solicitation​s. Just virtual friends that want to perpetuate the human experience. Only women who can keep their virtual hands off of me (that goes for guys too). Will talk about practically anything from cradle to grave. Drop me a line - you will never know me otherwise.

More to come.....

Wine,Golf, Scuba Diving, Baseball, Football, Soccer, Cat Juggling, Downhill Skiing, World Domination, Tinkering with cars.

No Jazz Fusion or Rap - they just agitate me. Anything with cow bells. Oldies, Classic Rock, good dance music, occasional classical.Pi​af, Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, ZZTop, Deep Purple, Beach Boys, Lou Rawls, Smokie Robinson, Tom Jones, GNR, Def Leppard, Lou Reed, Paul Simon, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Emerson lake & Palmer, Joe Cocker, The Cranberries,​ Cyndi Lauper, Tina Turner, Eurythmics, ABBA, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, FOCUS, Kraftwerk, Fat Domino, Chubby Checker, The Flamingos, Judy Collins, Mozart, Brahms, The Wiggles  ......... you get the idea

Nothing depressing.  Like action/adven​ture/comedy/​light romance, anything with cow bells.
Full Metal Jacket, Alien, Sound of Music, Silence of the Lambs, Patton, Bourne, Steel Magnolias, French Kiss, Happy Feet, Platoon, Young Frankenstein​, Blazing Saddles, Shrek, Band Of Brothers, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Valdez Is Coming, Once Upon A Time In The West, The Longest Day, Clear And Present Danger, The Cowboys, Pride Of The Yankees, The Natural, Die Hard, any James Bond, all Austin Powers

Law & Order (all versions), The Food Network, Soccer Channel, The Wiggles, anything with cow bells

More to come.....

Un porc dans un costume d'affaires est toujours un porc.
Un cerdo en un juego de negocio sigue siendo un cerdo.
świnia w interes (handlowy) petycja (garnitur) jest wciąż świnia.

Second place is first loser.
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."​ - Spike Milligan
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. " - W.C. Fields
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."​ George S. Patton
"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. " - Cary Grant
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."​ Spike M.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
"Do you mean to tell me that out of 3 million sperm you were the fastest swimmer?!"​
"Beer is proof that God loves us." Benjamin Franklin
"Both guests and fish stink after three days." Benjamin Franklin