Well, I'm an ordinary guy living in an average place, central to a statistical continent.
Everyday I eat an ordinary meal, wash quite common teeth one by one, brush the fur of my regular chinchilla, have a plain talk with un-noteworth​y people.. STOP!
This can't go on like this :D Once more <cut to>
My name's Jay and I come from an adorable little country in the center of Europe ; I waste no time using my special disastrous powers of extreme cooking (it's rather like cooking the WHOLE kitchen;)and​ embroiling in basically anything I stumble upon :D (I can never give up any of my passions which sometimes mix up so badly that there are times I can't really say what is it that I am actually doing at the moment ;) Right now for example I'm intensively studying putonhua, hangul and nihongo :~ *yum* Most of my current passions are in the hobbies part so my laziness feels justified not to repeat it all here ;] Ok, it'll be all for now, I'm not good at expressing myself within the rectangular boundary of those text-fields so I just hope you'll write me a mail and give me a chance to know you better :]
cheers , Jay
PS: Oh, and I'm a big fan of chinchillas :D

anyone will do :)

Edit: I accept requests for money...but Im not gonna send you any, idioth ;)))

AI-artificia​l (and quite organic ;) idiocity, computer-pun​ching, irrelevant programming,​ offscreen movies directing, nightscape music composing, noneuclidean​ poetry, quantum physics, candid biology, appositive filosophy, disaster analysis and practice, crosscultura​l psychology and acrobatic extreme cooking :D

I listen to anything that makes noise without having been sat on ;) Birthday Massacre, Siddharta, Japan (David Sylvian is god ;), X Japan (nyo :3), KoRN, Mars Volta, 30 seconds to mars, Yuki Kajiura, Yoko Kanno, Rammstein, Debussy, Chopin, Mad Capsule Markets, Royksopp, Timbaland ;

ro iro desu ne : "Tale of two sisters"​, "All about lilly chou chou", "Swallowtail"​, "Happin​ess of katakuris"​ (cholerious :D), "Blade runner"​ (I mean..who woudln't love this flick ;), "Jesus Christ vampire hunter"​ and lotsa more ;]

the one with children, 200 dollars and a hand granade :D

all of Murakami, Robert Jordan's Wheel of time cycle, Mitchell's Dream No. 9/Ghostwritt​en, Miyabe, Neil Gaimans nearly everything, Monty Python's series scripts ;)

"Im NOT gay!" Tinky Winky

live your life like you already died yesterday ... or something like that ;)

"Im so hungry!"​ - me, like 5 minutes ago haha