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(Jacob Jordan) 21 y.o., Male 
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About Me:
I AM CURRENTLY BUSIER THAN WORDS CAN DESCRIBE. TO THE PEOPLE WHO I TALK TO HERE, I MISS YOU ALL---BLAME MY RIDICULOUS SCHOOL AND THE NEED TO NOT BE POOR ON MY LACK OF WEB PRESENCE OF LATE.
FIRST, THANK YOU FOR THE LETTERS! YOUR RESPONSES ARE COMING... [=
SECOND, LIZ IS A THEME-SONG STEALER... (AND I AM NOT A WHORE!! ) <----ok, that last bit's a lie. Shhhh.... don't tell Liz!
Ok. Time for an update. Yeah, I know... you've all been camped out for days, waiting--well wait no more!
I love Interpals. Really. I'm addicted. Therefore, my little green light is almost always on. Seriously... I've stayed up all night before, just talking to people. However, there IS a small chance I won't reply straight away, or that I might even wait a while to reply to you. This is probably because
A) I'm trying to think of something good to say. You sent me a message, and if I'm even contemplating a reply, that means I liked it. That ALSO means you deserve a good message in return.
B) I'm bloody busy. I'm in college. The act of survival takes up most of my day. Seriously... I run into non-moving objects.
C) House is on. From 8-9 pm EST on Mondays, I'm non-existent.
D) You're a creeper and / or smell like cheese.
In reference to Item D, I've seen enough chick flicks to know not to limit myself, amorously. lol if you're amazing, and we just happen to meet on here, fine. I'm up for the Disney Movie Version of life. But I swear to [insert name of preferred deity/ deities here], I will not marry you based on your first message, no matter how smokin' hot you are. Unless you're willing to pay off all my student loan debts and build me a Chipotle (complete with staff) for my personal use, don't start off with any variant of "Will you marry me?" Because I won't.
I have inordinate amounts of cash, and love being scammed. At 21, I'm a high-level government official in my country. Practically President. Obama calls me at least once a day. So I can obviously get you entrance papers and stuff... come on, grab a piece before it's gone! Honestly, people, I'm a broke-*** college guy, with a pocket full of lint and old Taco Bell receipts. You're barking, whether mad or up the wrong tree, if you think I have any pull at all, with anyone.
Sorry it had to come to all that bolding and testiness and whatnot, but desperate times, as they say... now then, on to more fun stuff!
I'm a hippie. I follow hippie pursuits, like generating good karma, hugging trees, waging peace, and advocating the year-round wearing of sandals. Toes need oxygen, aussi. I also advocate for the legalization of marijuana. Don't like it? Fine. I don't do it so you'll give me a cookie, I do it because it's the right thing to do.
Don't understand why I'd bother with it? Come ask me, and I'll tell you. :)
*daydreamer
*nerd
*Legally allowed to drink (Strongbow, ftw)
*Not legally allowed to drive (never got around to getting my dl haha)
Likes / things that make me happy:
Reading, cooking, long walks, finding shapes in clouds, watching the stars, inappropriate or clever humor, storms, chocolate, baby animals, cake & Bob Marley.
Dislikes / things that make me want to kick an old person:
People who actually want to kick old people. Beans. Willful ignorance / willfully ignorant people. Guys who give the rest of us bad names. Ants.
As you can see, the "like" category far outstrips the "dislike" one. That's because, in order for me not to like you, you pretty much have to devote yourself to the task.
I curse. If this offends you, my apologies, though I must confess a certain level of curiosity as to how you manage to go about daily life unscathed...
I like interesting. If my constant quest for mental stimulation makes me a human/hamster hybrid, fine. Now give me a food pellet.
If you drop by, say hello. I don't care what language you leave it in, but the only ones I'll understand (for now) are English & French.
I love getting mail; if you're cool, I'll write to you. By the same token, I hope I'm lucky enough to get mail.
I have unlimited international texting. If you're REALLY cool, you'll get my mobile #.
I'm also addicted to Facebook & MSN. If the vibe is good, you'll get that, too. I like to talk! lol
And now, like a crack dealer on the streets, this is the end of the supply [of knowledge... I don't deal crack] Anything else you wanna know, come drop something in mah inbox, yo.
Peace out.
FIRST, THANK YOU FOR THE LETTERS! YOUR RESPONSES ARE COMING... [=
SECOND, LIZ IS A THEME-SONG STEALER... (AND I AM NOT A WHORE!! ) <----ok, that last bit's a lie. Shhhh.... don't tell Liz!
Ok. Time for an update. Yeah, I know... you've all been camped out for days, waiting--well wait no more!
I love Interpals. Really. I'm addicted. Therefore, my little green light is almost always on. Seriously... I've stayed up all night before, just talking to people. However, there IS a small chance I won't reply straight away, or that I might even wait a while to reply to you. This is probably because
A) I'm trying to think of something good to say. You sent me a message, and if I'm even contemplating a reply, that means I liked it. That ALSO means you deserve a good message in return.
B) I'm bloody busy. I'm in college. The act of survival takes up most of my day. Seriously... I run into non-moving objects.
C) House is on. From 8-9 pm EST on Mondays, I'm non-existent.
D) You're a creeper and / or smell like cheese.
In reference to Item D, I've seen enough chick flicks to know not to limit myself, amorously. lol if you're amazing, and we just happen to meet on here, fine. I'm up for the Disney Movie Version of life. But I swear to [insert name of preferred deity/ deities here], I will not marry you based on your first message, no matter how smokin' hot you are. Unless you're willing to pay off all my student loan debts and build me a Chipotle (complete with staff) for my personal use, don't start off with any variant of "Will you marry me?" Because I won't.
I have inordinate amounts of cash, and love being scammed. At 21, I'm a high-level government official in my country. Practically President. Obama calls me at least once a day. So I can obviously get you entrance papers and stuff... come on, grab a piece before it's gone! Honestly, people, I'm a broke-*** college guy, with a pocket full of lint and old Taco Bell receipts. You're barking, whether mad or up the wrong tree, if you think I have any pull at all, with anyone.
Sorry it had to come to all that bolding and testiness and whatnot, but desperate times, as they say... now then, on to more fun stuff!
I'm a hippie. I follow hippie pursuits, like generating good karma, hugging trees, waging peace, and advocating the year-round wearing of sandals. Toes need oxygen, aussi. I also advocate for the legalization of marijuana. Don't like it? Fine. I don't do it so you'll give me a cookie, I do it because it's the right thing to do.
Don't understand why I'd bother with it? Come ask me, and I'll tell you. :)
*daydreamer
*nerd
*Legally allowed to drink (Strongbow, ftw)
*Not legally allowed to drive (never got around to getting my dl haha)
Likes / things that make me happy:
Reading, cooking, long walks, finding shapes in clouds, watching the stars, inappropriate or clever humor, storms, chocolate, baby animals, cake & Bob Marley.
Dislikes / things that make me want to kick an old person:
People who actually want to kick old people. Beans. Willful ignorance / willfully ignorant people. Guys who give the rest of us bad names. Ants.
As you can see, the "like" category far outstrips the "dislike" one. That's because, in order for me not to like you, you pretty much have to devote yourself to the task.
I curse. If this offends you, my apologies, though I must confess a certain level of curiosity as to how you manage to go about daily life unscathed...
I like interesting. If my constant quest for mental stimulation makes me a human/hamster hybrid, fine. Now give me a food pellet.
If you drop by, say hello. I don't care what language you leave it in, but the only ones I'll understand (for now) are English & French.
I love getting mail; if you're cool, I'll write to you. By the same token, I hope I'm lucky enough to get mail.
I have unlimited international texting. If you're REALLY cool, you'll get my mobile #.
I'm also addicted to Facebook & MSN. If the vibe is good, you'll get that, too. I like to talk! lol
And now, like a crack dealer on the streets, this is the end of the supply [of knowledge... I don't deal crack] Anything else you wanna know, come drop something in mah inbox, yo.
Peace out.
Requests:
13 Oct. 2oo9: LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE getting mail. Please write to me. :) If you don't have my address, ask. Chances are, you'll get it, because we'll have been talking for a while at that point.
29 Sept. 2oo9: If you bookmark me, tell me. The curiosity is driving me insane. kthanxbai.
Ok, dig it: I'm just about the easiest guy in the world to make friends with. I don't care what color, gender, planet, taste in dates, etc. you are / have / hail from...
But if we've never talked... I'm not going to add you. The least you can do is shoot me a "Hi, my name is [insert name here]. This is something about me [insert something about yourself here].
Ok? Ok.
Oh, and if you happen to be a PHI DELT, leave your Name, Chapter, Bond # , etc. it's always cool to meet a brother.
P.S., and mostly for Liz's amusement: Due to the overwhelmingly feminine nature of my friends list, it has come to my attention that some of you guys out there, yes as in "males" who view my profile and then leave without saying a word may be intimidated by my awesomeness, or think I hate my own gender. That's a misconception. Come talk to me. If you sound cool, I may even reply! But no one, guy, girl, or in between, is getting anything out of me if they don't have a picture and some info. Honestly, people... put forth some effort.
29 Sept. 2oo9: If you bookmark me, tell me. The curiosity is driving me insane. kthanxbai.
Ok, dig it: I'm just about the easiest guy in the world to make friends with. I don't care what color, gender, planet, taste in dates, etc. you are / have / hail from...
But if we've never talked... I'm not going to add you. The least you can do is shoot me a "Hi, my name is [insert name here]. This is something about me [insert something about yourself here].
Ok? Ok.
Oh, and if you happen to be a PHI DELT, leave your Name, Chapter, Bond # , etc. it's always cool to meet a brother.
P.S., and mostly for Liz's amusement: Due to the overwhelmingly feminine nature of my friends list, it has come to my attention that some of you guys out there, yes as in "males" who view my profile and then leave without saying a word may be intimidated by my awesomeness, or think I hate my own gender. That's a misconception. Come talk to me. If you sound cool, I may even reply! But no one, guy, girl, or in between, is getting anything out of me if they don't have a picture and some info. Honestly, people... put forth some effort.
Language Exchange Requests:
I love languages (as you can see lol), and I'm a quick learner, so help me out, please!
Interests, Hobbies, etc.:
Phi Delta Theta, Texas Hold 'em, good food, good drink, staying up and waking up late, playing trumpet, sleeping--lots and lots of sleeping, reading, religion, music, Facebook, poetry--writing it and reading it, friends, falconry (some day perhaps), Arthurian legend and various other fantasy things, video games, writing, random thoughts, and remembering "the good old days" in elementary school before life was all about paying money to go to college...
Favorite Music:
*Edit: 19 November 2oo9: Screw YT. Guess it's time for some new tunes, since the bloody "embedding disabled" crap is taking over. =/
I love music, but you have to listen to the words. Also, here's a more manageable form of what was up here before.... there's no particular order, but it'll give you an idea of what I like.
It's an extensive list. Be warned lol.
I love music, but you have to listen to the words. Also, here's a more manageable form of what was up here before.... there's no particular order, but it'll give you an idea of what I like.
It's an extensive list. Be warned lol.
Favorite Movies:
Blood Diamond, Big Fish, Juno, RENT, Orange County, The Matrix Trilogy, Stealing Harvard, Troy, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Swordfish, historical movies (like Braveheart, The Patriot, Gods and Generals, etc.), Jesus Christ Superstar, Casablanca, The Passion of the Christ, Heavyweights, The Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, Signs, Napoleon Dynamite, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, The Last Samuarai, Gladiator, the LOTR movies, all the 007 movies which do not contain the abomination that is Rodger Moore's portrayal of James Bond, my favroites being Goldfinger, Man With the Golden Gun, and GoldenEye, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the Van Wilder movies, Mists of Avalon, First Knight, Almost Heroes, the Blade movies, MASH, Forrest Gump, The Breakfast Club, Kingdom of Heaven, Jurassic Park (the first one), the Star Wars movies, Mean Girls & Hitch (Serena, I miss you!), Uh... let's see... Secret Window, Dark Water, Patton, Cool Hand Luke, Bloodsport, Remember the Titans, and a whole bunch more.
Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, M*A*S*H, JAG and Joan of Arcadia (before they got cancelled), The O'Reiley Factor, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck, CNN, Fox News, The Simpsons, old-school Nick (Rocko's Modern Life and the REAL Rugrats), the History Channel, the Discovery Channel, TLC, House, Family Matters, All in the Family, Andy Griffith episodes featuring Barney Fife, Boy Meets World, Spider-Man and X-Men cartoons when I can find them, WWE Raw, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SpongeBob, Fairly Odd Parents, Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Naruto, Mind of Mencia, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Squidbillies, Star Trek TNG & Voyager, the list goes on...
Favorite Books:
Reading is among my favorite things to do. I'm always looking for a new one. Here's a sort of cross-section, but I read as if the pages were oxygen, so this is by no means a complete list.
Religious texts (Bible, BG, Koran, etc.), cause they help me learn / gain insight on humanity and What/Whoever plopped me down on good ol' Earth, An Exorcist Tells His Story, the Harry Potter books, The Mists of Avalon and subsequent additions, The Collar: A Year of Striving and Faith Inside a Catholic Seminary, Batman: No Man's Land, Batman: Knightfall, comics/comic-inspired books in general, the Lord of The Rings trilogy, the Qu'ran, Dante Allegheri's Divine Comedy (so far, I've only read Inferno), Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Teacher Man (Frank McCourt rocks), stuff by Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream is my favorite), The Pearl, A Seperate Peace, A Tale of Two Cities, The Art of War, Objection!, No Physical Evidence, The Education of a Wandering Man (Louis L'Amour bio), You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide (Dog the Bounty Hunter bio), and any books that take me away from reality for a while, which is how you know they're worth reading.
Religious texts (Bible, BG, Koran, etc.), cause they help me learn / gain insight on humanity and What/Whoever plopped me down on good ol' Earth, An Exorcist Tells His Story, the Harry Potter books, The Mists of Avalon and subsequent additions, The Collar: A Year of Striving and Faith Inside a Catholic Seminary, Batman: No Man's Land, Batman: Knightfall, comics/comic-inspired books in general, the Lord of The Rings trilogy, the Qu'ran, Dante Allegheri's Divine Comedy (so far, I've only read Inferno), Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Teacher Man (Frank McCourt rocks), stuff by Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream is my favorite), The Pearl, A Seperate Peace, A Tale of Two Cities, The Art of War, Objection!, No Physical Evidence, The Education of a Wandering Man (Louis L'Amour bio), You Can Run, But You Cannot Hide (Dog the Bounty Hunter bio), and any books that take me away from reality for a while, which is how you know they're worth reading.
Favorite Quotes:
"My boobs = free food."
--Jade
"w00t! Cake & babies!!"
--Jade
Le contraire de la guerre ce n'est pas la paix--c'est la création.
"Jake... you're a whore".
--Liz
"It's only a flesh wound!"
--Monty Python
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!"
--Monty Python
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
--Homer Simpson
"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
--George Carlin
"They, who give up essential liberty
to purchase a little temporary safety,
deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
"An error in the beginning is an error indeed."
--St. Thomas Aquinas
"In accordance with Hero Girl's wishes, we're here today to bury her as a Mormon. Not because she was one, but because she hated Mormons, and it would make her happy to see us bury one."
--Captain Hero of Drawn Together
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, some of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
--Jade
"w00t! Cake & babies!!"
--Jade
Le contraire de la guerre ce n'est pas la paix--c'est la création.
"Jake... you're a whore".
--Liz
"It's only a flesh wound!"
--Monty Python
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!"
--Monty Python
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
--Homer Simpson
"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
--George Carlin
"They, who give up essential liberty
to purchase a little temporary safety,
deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
"An error in the beginning is an error indeed."
--St. Thomas Aquinas
"In accordance with Hero Girl's wishes, we're here today to bury her as a Mormon. Not because she was one, but because she hated Mormons, and it would make her happy to see us bury one."
--Captain Hero of Drawn Together
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, some of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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I miss ye manwhore, am just so damn busy!
how goes life?
how goes life?
Hey JBJ,
How's it going?
How's it going?
Okay, have a good night, don't let the man keep you down.
Sounds good, I'll be on my bestest behaviour then haha. Listen, I'm really liking Independence Day...it could be mine someday.
Goodnight Jake :D
Sounds good, I'll be on my bestest behaviour then haha. Listen, I'm really liking Independence Day...it could be mine someday.
Goodnight Jake :D
HAHAHA you can say Sarah, it's a pretty popular name apparently. You mean, you don't rockclimb? I am shocked.
Talk about hating physical exertion, I've finally gotten serious about losing a few (just to be healthy, not to look like a bone-rack) and so I'm doing this new routine and I have to exercise 6 days a week. It's "super fun" because I have to do about a half hour of cardio and then a half hour of either toning or strengthening, depending on the day. Plus I eat super healthy now too. I'm pretty much loving life right now...it's not all bad though I always get Sundays off and I get to eat something disgustingly unhealthy to soothe any cravings I've been suppressing. It's too soon to tell if it's working yet so it's just kind of annoying.
Did they forget that the odour of urine emminating from them is gross too, lol? Oh wait, Billy Madison says it's cool to pee your pants. Nevermind.
Well...okay I'll give you that one...but he just was so gullible and he wanted the syrup soo bad...he had the shakes. Strike while the iron is hot so they say.
I will definitely get on the random letter writing campaign then. Oh, I feel a letter coming on...hahaha.
Talk about hating physical exertion, I've finally gotten serious about losing a few (just to be healthy, not to look like a bone-rack) and so I'm doing this new routine and I have to exercise 6 days a week. It's "super fun" because I have to do about a half hour of cardio and then a half hour of either toning or strengthening, depending on the day. Plus I eat super healthy now too. I'm pretty much loving life right now...it's not all bad though I always get Sundays off and I get to eat something disgustingly unhealthy to soothe any cravings I've been suppressing. It's too soon to tell if it's working yet so it's just kind of annoying.
Did they forget that the odour of urine emminating from them is gross too, lol? Oh wait, Billy Madison says it's cool to pee your pants. Nevermind.
Well...okay I'll give you that one...but he just was so gullible and he wanted the syrup soo bad...he had the shakes. Strike while the iron is hot so they say.
I will definitely get on the random letter writing campaign then. Oh, I feel a letter coming on...hahaha.
I'm just gonna write you letters until I get it then...just random thoughts, maybe a haiku hahaha. You'll just start getting like a post-it note with a grocery list signed by me in the mail one day ;P
Right?!? I mean, c'mon just go back to work already. Christmas/Kwanza/Channukah is coming, they must have to buy a present for someone. "Here baby, I made you a pasta necklace." "Oh...wow, you even spray painted it gold. Ummm...I love it? So when are you going back to work?" Seriously...it's getting ridiculous.
The fragrance aisle is also the cosmetics/soap/haircare/underwear/socks and baby aisle in my store...it's a big jumble. Camphor and cinnamon...doesn't really hide the smell of stale urine too well...ahhh geriatrics, will they ever learn?
What-ev-er, our turkey day comes before yours on the calendar so HA!! and veteran's day and rememberance day are on the same day in both countries so we could commemorate together, what are you, new?
HAHAHA, it's okay I wasn't mad at you at all, I was just like HOLY SH*T!! My real name is out there for all the creepers to track me down with...must delete wall post. Even though I didn't want to delete it because I was afraid you fell in a freak rockclimbing accident and were in a coma somewhere on a lone ledge in the rockies and then I got your message and knew you were A-OK.
Right?!? I mean, c'mon just go back to work already. Christmas/Kwanza/Channukah is coming, they must have to buy a present for someone. "Here baby, I made you a pasta necklace." "Oh...wow, you even spray painted it gold. Ummm...I love it? So when are you going back to work?" Seriously...it's getting ridiculous.
The fragrance aisle is also the cosmetics/soap/haircare/underwear/socks and baby aisle in my store...it's a big jumble. Camphor and cinnamon...doesn't really hide the smell of stale urine too well...ahhh geriatrics, will they ever learn?
What-ev-er, our turkey day comes before yours on the calendar so HA!! and veteran's day and rememberance day are on the same day in both countries so we could commemorate together, what are you, new?
HAHAHA, it's okay I wasn't mad at you at all, I was just like HOLY SH*T!! My real name is out there for all the creepers to track me down with...must delete wall post. Even though I didn't want to delete it because I was afraid you fell in a freak rockclimbing accident and were in a coma somewhere on a lone ledge in the rockies and then I got your message and knew you were A-OK.
No worries, I'm just glad you got mine.
I know right!?! all I want to do is drive and woe of woes the people that decide whether or not I can do that are all off the job at the moment...they went on strike in August and my driving test was booked Sept. 29...serves me right for waiting all these years to get my licence.
I already had Thanksgiving so November is kind of boring, I mean we have Rememberance Day but that's more sombre and quietly respectful...I want a fun holiday in November. October rocks because we have Thanksgiving and Halloween then a whole lotta nothing until Christmas.
I know right!?! all I want to do is drive and woe of woes the people that decide whether or not I can do that are all off the job at the moment...they went on strike in August and my driving test was booked Sept. 29...serves me right for waiting all these years to get my licence.
I already had Thanksgiving so November is kind of boring, I mean we have Rememberance Day but that's more sombre and quietly respectful...I want a fun holiday in November. October rocks because we have Thanksgiving and Halloween then a whole lotta nothing until Christmas.
Hahaha, me too!
Same old, same old over here...still can't drive yet because the examiners are still on strike...since August...awesome. Still working as head cashier at the dollarstore, still saving up for a car, and biding my time until the Christmas music takes over the easy-listening radiostation at work. What is new with you amigo?
Same old, same old over here...still can't drive yet because the examiners are still on strike...since August...awesome. Still working as head cashier at the dollarstore, still saving up for a car, and biding my time until the Christmas music takes over the easy-listening radiostation at work. What is new with you amigo?
are you actually online at the same time as me? weeeird ;)
Well i actually better go meet up with my group now :)
thanks for the advice haha
x
thanks for the advice haha
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