Well now, i'm a friendly person who would NEVER shoot at you, i'll never get you drunk and tie you to a tree, i'll never swear at you (unless you deserve it) and i don't bite........​..or if i do i won't leave teeth marks. SO..........​you simply have to write to me and say hello or i'll see you've looked and didn't say at least hi, and i'll cry it'll not be pleasent. And as a bonus, if you're selected in my monthly draw you win a flat tyre, some pegs and a picture i drew of a goat!!!!!

All i ask is you have no desire to kill me in my sleep. If i'm awake then fine, fire away........​...just not in my sleep. Any age is welcome, but if you're a 56 year old then i would suggest we've little in common :-)
If you're a sports nut then feel free to talk freely and at length, but just talk to me, even if it's to tell me about your sock collection or if you've ever seen someone famous or if you've an interesting story about snails :-)

I make things in my shed........​....there, just like an old man!!! Whether it's wood or any other materials, i try and turn worthless old junk into something that people would actually have in their houses!!
Sport as well, more watching than playing but i have a go, 5-a-side football is my game, although i'm usually made to go in goal, i guess i can do less damage there!!!!!

I'll listen to anything from hard rock to classical, from celtic music to hip hop, if it's good then i like it, i don't suffer from music snobbery.
Faves would be The Killers, Pink, The Pogues, Vangelis (yes, deal with it people!!!) :-) Phil Collins, Lionel Richie (thanks Chelsea)....​....And The Carpenters!!​!!

Indiana jones movies, war movies (i know, terrible!!!)​, bond films, comedy films.......​......even animated films if the mood takes me

Band of brothers, NCIS........​........sit and watch anything really, numbs the mind nicely :-)

I like autobiograph​ies, i'll also read adventure books and travel books, books are there to expand our minds.......​........and my mind has plenty of expanding room left, let me tell you!!!

we live in the shadowlands

Where would we be without a laugh? That's right.......​..China!!!!

"Mighty​ Mouse is on the way, here he comes to save the day"...​...poetry like that makes me cry!!!!!!


OUT of the night that covers me,  
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,  
I thank whatever gods may be  
For my unconquerabl​e soul.  
  
In the fell clutch of circumstance​         
I have not winced nor cried aloud.  
Under the bludgeonings​ of chance  
My head is bloody, but unbowed.  
  
Beyond this place of wrath and tears  
Looms but the Horror of the shade, 
And yet the menace of the years  
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.  
  
It matters not how strait the gate,  
How charged with punishments the scroll,  
I am the master of my fate: 
I am the captain of my soul.  

Greatest poem ever, by William Ernest Henley :-)