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You don't believe all that Nietzsche stuff, do you? He loved dancing around the living room of his house stuffing cake down his trap. He was an exceedingly happy fellow, really.

I will have to dig out my Split Enz CD's to cover over these incredulities. I actually had to get these things on import when I was younger. Nowhere in the UK stocked them. It was a bit of a waste too, as there were only a few good songs on them. However, anybody who can write a song about ''molten toothpaste'' deserves the cold hard currency of any man.

I once talked to an Australian who taught me how to speak in Kiwi. He told me just to get by by saying things like ''Tin'' for ten and when hungry, just ask for fush and chups, garcon. I feel confident in assimilating seamlessly into Kiwi life now.

I thought that was the Australians. Throwing up in the aspidistra pot, in the hallway, with their Bermuda shorts soiled too.

So you are all stuffy, cold and untalkative. My kind of people :p

Too kind. Too kind. Clearly a woman of exquisite taste. From the land of Swanndri too.

I've actually attempted to pull the same face in the shower room mirror shaving this morning. I'm having trouble getting my eyes to look so full

Hi! No, you didn't, but it's okay. I've had no internet for a month because i was moving. :) I'm now back in England for 4 weeks. :) Happy to be here.