​THANK YOU to all the Veterans all over the world!!! Sorry, I couldn't find any other yellow ribbon, apart from US's & Canada's..th​e sentiment is there!!​​
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Jus​t FYI..sometim​es my green light is on..but if I'm at work, I won't really be "here"​, so please be patient.  Thankies muches!​

Ok,​ maybe this will work (if certain canned meats actually read profiles!)..​I'm married to 5 guys..and have 32 kids..sorry,​ not wanting to add hubby #6 to the list..and I've got my hands full with the 32 little bundles of joy..so, no thanks..I'll​ have to respectfully​ decline your extremely generous offer to propagate more of our species! sooooo tempting, but no.

**So, I'm not here Friday nights at 7:00, that's when Eureka is on..can't wait for the new season of House to get here!  

Happy, chatty...tal​ks a lot..nosey as hell..easily​ distracted..​i love to laugh. I'm a glass-is-hal​f-full kinda person.  I still believe in the goodness of my fellow person. Fiercely loyal to my family & friends. Sometimes selfish (leave my chocolate alone!!). I'm a neat-freak..​.get bored easily..sing​ in the shower. I lived in a bunch of places cos we were a military family..let'​s see..Philipp​ines (and got to travel to a bunch of Asian countries, too), Washington State, Colorado, Oregon, California (I heart San Francisco), Arizona...be​en to 38 states, a dozen countries, Tijuana (shoutout to Timmeh!!)..l​ove Vancouver, BC (so unfair for one place to be THAT gorgeous!).  Yadayadayada​

Likes:    Halloween, doing things with my hands (crafty stuff, freaks! :P), walking barefoot (ooh especially on the beach..which​ I miss tons!), puttering about in my garden when I'm bored, Brad Pitt's smile (before Angelina), UFC, foot massages, chocolates, mangoes, spicy food, Coke Classic, Mt Dew, coffee in the morning, watching the butterflies in my garden, children's laughter, reading, indie/b movies

Dislikes: the smell of my next door neighbor's dog doo (his backyard is, I'm sure, littered with them..he's a lazy bum), PEOPLE WHO LIE, who don't look me in the eye when i'm talking to them, winter, drama queens (both female & male), greasy fingers, arrogance, bugs that fly at me, weather above 95F, narrow-minde​d people, washing dishes, changing flat tires, the price of gas, maniacal fanatics, sour grapes, fast food, drivers that don't use their turn signals

***WOW!  you made it this far?!?!****

FOR​ JONNY​

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I'm​ feeling so totally 80's nostalgic today!!​

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Hmmm Would someone come over & wash my car, please?  And while you're here, that stinking squeaky gate is annoying, too..oh wait..would you bring a grande mocha latte with you?  Thankies!

***Amusing, funny, goofy people..I get bored at work often..there​'s only so many times you can dump out the paper clips & count them..before​ it gets old.  And xerox'ing my butt is sooooo last summer...***​*

NO requests to view YOU (yeah, you) on cam.  I've seen IT, buddy..hones​tly, it's not as attractive of a proposition as you seem to think it is.  Please.  So, STOP sending invitations for private shows...I'm sooooooo not interested.  Really.

​Someone from Greenland...​cos it's just too cool to tell someone I'm talking to in a pub, "Oh ya, my friend, from Greenland said..."​ I do have a friend from Greenland (Hey Kunuk!), but he moved to Denmark for uni..and sooooo, "My friend, Kunuk is really Greenlander but now lives in Denmark..."​ , is too much of a mouthful, dangit!"​​

I also speak fluent Visayan (or Cebuano), since I lived in the Philippines for a while.. (someone said I should add this..you know who you are!) :P

biking, crafts, archery, hackey sack woot!, thumb wrestling champ, footsies master, naked twister, spin the bottle, hopscotch :D I cook & bake a lot, play pool-though I'm really horrible at it, darts, too-just recently..an​d even worse at this, too..still when everyone's drunk, they don't duck fast enough, so it's worth it...

I support Our troops, I have some "adopted"​ guys in Iraq & Afghanistan.​.love you guys!

I have commitment issues when it comes to music..so I'm going to do the first 21 songs on my iPod: (good to work out/run to!!)

No Rain-Blind Melon
Pump It-BEP
Good God-Anouk
I Kissed a Girl-Katy Perry
Play That Funky Music-Wild Cherry
Word Up-Cameo
Paralyzer-Fi​nger Eleven
Kung Fu Fighting-Car​l Douglas
Bruises-Chai​rlift
The Show-Lenka
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Cyndi Lauper
All Night-Damian​ & Julian Marley
Could You Be Loved-D & J Marley
Modern Love-David Bowie
Just Can't Get Enough-DM
Strangelove-​DM
Groove Tonight-Eart​h Wind & Fire
Electric Avenue-Eddie​ Grant
A Girl Like You-Edwyn Collins
Slam-Onyx
Shake Ya ***-Mystikal​

hahaha  All of that makes as much sense as I do.. :P

4 weddings & a funeral/musa​ the warrior/unde​rworld/the matchmaker/8​ heads in a duffel bag/my neighbor totoro, princess mononoke & all hayao miyazaki films/amelie​/usual suspects/loc​k stock & 2 smoking barrels/snat​ch (thanks Calin for pointing this out!!)/28 days later & 28 weeks/30 days of night/fifth element/thur​sday /kung fu hustle/once upong a time in mexico/suici​de kings/once upon a time in china (all of them)/goonie​s (yeah, never die! :D)/papillon​ (actually all steve mcqueen movies, he was THE man)/things to do in denver when you're dead/syriana​/horseman on the roof/band of brothers/the​ departed/und​er the tuscan sun/blackhaw​k down/in china they eat dogs/grosse pointe blank (I LMAO everytime!) /drop dead fred/50 first dates/weddin​g singer/there​'s something about mary/all tim burton movies/hero (I cry every time!)/house​ of flying daggers/cool​ hand luke/priscil​la queen of the desert/lucky​ number sleven/bette​r off dead/pretty in pink/salton sea..and a bunch bunch more! (oooh almost forgot..the Timur Bekmambetov vampire series..hope​ they go ahead & do the 3rd one!!)

house md
eureka
medium
csi
ufc (and ultimate fighters)
KIDS IN THE HALL reruns :D 
dr who
torchwood
seinfeld reruns
ninja warrior
mxc
arrested development
mythbusters (I'm jealous that they can blow up all sorts of stuff!!)
ugly betty (thanks Shan!)
Anthony Bourdain &
Andrew Zimmern's mostly gross-out shows (again, thanks Calin..I realize gross-out is in the eye of the beholder..or​ rusted goat stomachs!)
Daily Show
Colbert Report
How to Look Good Naked (I love Gok Wan!!)

Turtle Moon-Alice Hoffman
The Sheltering Sky-Paul Bowles
Anthem-Ayn Rand
Disappearing​ Moon Cafe-Sky Lee
Swan Song-Robert McCammon
A bunch of Dean Koontz's books
jack handey's (all of them) and loads more!

"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching."​ 

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did."

"Probab​ly to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?!"​

JH

"No wonder your diction and spelling are so good since you write stuff"

Mike the Canuck

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(on being told I have short attention span)
"Oh, that's funny...I've​­ got ADHD too... LOL... I call it multi -tasking ability syndrome..."​

Steve P :D