I lived in a bear cave for 13 years, after I ate the bear that lived there before me. It was a kodiak.
I was born a bat.
Sometimes when I take a bath I change into a mermaid and the only way to turn back to a human is to sing Muskrat Love.

I'm a very artistic and creative person. As such, I am a bit eccentric and a lot irrational. I'm given to fits of passion that usually pass and I act on my emotions before I can think about the repercussion​s of my actions.
I love to make people laugh or weird people out.
My outer appearance doesn't reflect on the oddity that is moi, but anyone who takes the time to get to know me quickly realizes that looks can be deceiving, especially in my case.
Love to talk and love to listen, and I will talk about almost anything.
I am Agnostic, but I do believe that some things are sacred (like life, for instance).
Indecisive is my worst quality. As such, I leave decision making up to other people and then criticize the decisions they make until they decide on something that I like. (You see what I'm doing there?)

Also, I want to be Karen O.

PLSSSSSSS be interesting.​

DO NOT HESITATE TO MESSAGE ME! Or write on my wall, even. I loooove to be contacted. Just make it relevant! Nothing scripted. Make it personal (maybe we share a common interest? Maybe you think my face is weird? Tell meee!)

If you are Eric Clapton, feel free to take me as your bride??

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I would say I am fairly intermediate​ with French, and I am superb with English (I've been told talking to me sometimes requires access to an English language dictionary. I use lots of obscure words.)

Trying to determine what IS and IS NOT a lollipop:

blowpops-yes​
dandelions-n​o
tootsie pops-yes
L'il Wayne-defini​tely no

Taking Back Sunday
Muse
Eisley
Meg and Dia
Peter Bjorn and John
Chester French
Ida Maria
Jason Mraz
The Lonely Island
Bright Eyes
Elvis Costello
Eric Clapton
Ryan Adams
Billy Joel
Elton John
The Hush Sound
Mae
The Ting Tings
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
MGMT
Paramore
Yelle
Justice
Regina Spektor


And then there are loads of artists that I only like 1 or 2 songs from.

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Harry Potter
Thirteen
Persepolis
Au Revoir, Les Enfants
Paris, Je T'aime

Degrassi
Reno 911
The Soup
Web Soup
Little Britain
Little Britain USA
Eastbound and Down
Summer Heights High
Degrassi

Harry Potter series
The Year of Living Biblically
The Alchemist
Wuthering Heights
The Lord of the Flies
Fast Food Nation
The Historian

NOT Twilight. No thanks. Read 'em, hate 'em.

"Is this Real Life?"-​ David (of After The Dentist fame)

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"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him."- Mark Twain

"You can't domesticate me! I'm not a cat!"- Me anytime I'm asked to do housework