(I joke a lot. It seems like my profile has scared a lot of people who took some of these things quite seriously. So..umm..try​ to think of me as a normal guy. Dont let my silly humor scare you.)

Hello. My name is Jacques. And I am an addict.

It’s a name that even friends of ten years cannot pronounce so well. My first friends were cousin Darryl and his dog that could shoot water out of his nose at rapid speed.

I’ve been talking like a robot since I was like, 12. No one ever gets my games. Everybody hates me now, so I’ve been spending most of my time disguised as a man named Boggart in order to plan my revenge.

I like to eat at all hours of the day, wildly, continuously​, until I burst. I like drinking coffee at 3 am. I enjoy tripping up mountains, through the forests and getting lost. Soon, I will backpack through Europe and then Africa. One day, I will burn down my underwear. Not because I’m trying to prove anything. I just think it would be fun.

I make weird noises with my throat so when I talk to people it usually makes for amazing conversation​s. I cringe horribly when people put z’s on words that usually have s’s. I have a feeling I’ll die by rupturing my eyeball. I love my family so if you do anything bad to them, I’ll gut you like a fish. I have the technology.

Spontaneity is just big a virtue as reliability.​ I will try anything once. I tend to live my life unplanned, and maybe a bit unfocused. I’m not the guy that gets up in the morning (or in my case, afternoon) and knows where his life will be in say, ten years. I fear the moment that I will be set in my ways. I like the constant feeling…the constant rush…the constant surge that is inside me.

I try to keep things balanced—sch​ool, family, friends, God, work, me. But things are never really balanced and I love living in that moment. That is when things get exciting. That is when I get addicted to life.

I know a bit of italian. Im looking for somebody who can help me even more. :) Or French.  Or any other interesting language. Hit me up.

PHOTOGRAPHY,​ Filmmaking, Writing, And Popping Bubble Wraps.

Cat Power. Anggun. All Saints. Amos Lee. Rod Stewart. Elliot Yamin. Amy Winehouse. Nelly Furtado. Tracy Chapman. KT Tunstall. Red Hot CP. Oasis. U2. Sting ang The Police. Newton Faulkner. Partridge Family. Beatles.

La Vita e' Bella. Closer. Trainspottin​g. Empire Records. Cinema Paradiso. Amelie. American Beauty. Hable Con Ella. Mala Educacion. Lost in Translation.​ Green Street Hooligans. Heights. American History X. Y Tu Mama Tambien. Laurel Canyon. This is England. Little Miss Sunshine. XMEN. Shrek. The Beach. Being John Malkovich. Toolbox Murders. Hostel. Before Sunset. Before Sunrise. Moulin Rouge. Kramer vs. Kramer. Dead Poets Society. DRAMA/Mex. Raise the Red Lantern. Knocked Up.

FRIENDS, 24, House, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia​, The Office, Brothers&​ Sisters

"He tastes like you. Only sweeter."​ -- From the movie CLOSER, where Clive Owen asks the cheating Julia Roberts what Jude Law's *** tastes like.