I can blow air out of my left eye. I've always wondered if I could do coke through it. I have a disease called fibrobitch (also known as FIBROMYALIGA​). Sometimes I think it's unhealthy to like myself so much that I don't need to talk to anyone else for a day or so. I handle alcohol pretty well for someone who weighs 120 pounds. I've broken my pinky toe (Pinky-T when I'm feeling affectionate​) so many times I lost count. It is currently broken. My choice of boys leads me to believe that I am extremely self-destruc​tive. I don't know what I look like, sometimes I don't even recognize myself in pictures. It's been suggested that I am slightly schizophreni​c, or psychic. One time I had a colonoscopy.​ Ask me about it, I like to talk about it. There is a 50% chance that I like you.

Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Brand New, Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Oasis, T.I., The Killers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Third Eye Blind, Fleetwood Mac, Van Morrison, Interpol, Muse, Coldplay, Iron and Wine, ABBA, Bob Dylan, Paramore, Lil Wayne, Tears For Fears, Goo Goo Dolls, Hellogoodbye​, Alicia Keys, Beach Boys, CCR, The Cure, Kanye West, Dashboard Confessional​, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Cartel, The Eagles, Fall Out Boy, White Stripes, Elton John, blink 182, Carrie Underwood, Blue October, Say Anything, OneRepublic,​ Aretha Franklin, Regina Spektor, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Vampire Weekend, The Kooks, Dixie Chicks, Death Cab For Cutie, all Motown, the majority of 60s and 70s music, and Amy Winehouse sound like my insides.

"We're all in this thing together, walking the line between faith and fear. This life don't last forever. When you cry, taste the salt in your tears."​

-Old Crow Medicine Show

"I don't want no part of your tight *** country club ya freak bitch!"​

-Franklin