I'm 23, from Brisbane Australia. I do not like writing these AT ALL. I love old horror and si-fi movies, i think dogs better than cats and would one day love to be a writer. So I have no idea who I am, I guess i'm still trying to find out. I can sometimes be a bit quiet, but once I get talking it's sometimes hard to shut me up, so masking tape may be required. Oh, And I don't want your money....Or to marry you to get into your country.....​I like my own country...We​ have waterslides here...

I'm looking for penpals from all over the world...I guess just like everybody else. Maybe somebody to have a chat to sometimes when life gets slow.

Poetry, Writing, Reading, Movies, Piano, Air Guitar, Roller Disco, Thumb Wars, Bacon, Spinning around until i'm dizzy....

Breaking Benjamin, The Mountain Goats, Ben Folds,  AC/DC, Bob Dylan, Iron Maiden, CCR, Rolling Stones, System of a Down, The Cat Empire, Slipknot, Rob Zombie, Kings of Leon, Scissor Sisters, The Steets, John Butler Trio, Butterfinger​s, Hunters & Collectors, Crowded House, Weddings Parties Anything, Oasis, Ben Harper, Machine Gun Fillatio, Spiderbait, Black Sabbath, Metallica...​And mostly everything else...

Donnie Darko, Evil Dead, Braindead, From Dusk till Dawn, Juno, Beowulf, Kill Bill, The Big Lebowski, American Movie, The earlier Star Wars movies, Ghost World.....

The Chaser, House, NCIS, CSI, Monk, Family Guy, American Dad...

My fav. author is H P Lovecraft. I also like books like pretty much anything by Stephen King. Also Driving Over Lemons, Death of a Salesman, The Time Machine, Great Expectations​ and Emma. Pretty much a little bit of everything.

'Never Pat A Burning Dog'

'What kind of god would make a kid think when he isn't even in school?'

'Walls that keep out danger keep out knowledge'

'There’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake'

'I hear the bird is the word...I am as yet unconvinced'​ *Edit* I have recently become convinced that the bird is in fact greater than or equal to the word....

'All I know for sure is that Tacos Rock'

'-You see, that`s why you do NOT ask the moon.

-I didn`t know he was an alabaster retard, did I?!'