ello ~

my name is iona

wooo

i love Japan.

haha xD

Read my fav quotes! hundred percent original. me and my friends are weird!

HAHA IM SO RETARDED!!! xD
One day, I thought my Japanese teacher wrote "Basic Questions and Asians"​ on the board.
So i said to Ashley, "Haha i thought she wrote Basic Questions and Asians"​.
Now, around two weeks later, I go through my book.
I friggin wrote "Basic Questions and Asians"​ by mistake! ! !
O.M.G. im dumb.

日本　じん！！　

Anybody. . . Under 30.

i want to improve my japanese ^^;;

Music, drawing, learning japanese, anythinggggg​ xD

omg so many..

Hale, Cueshe, Rivermaya

***** Graffiti, Monkey Majik, Dir en Grey, Alice Nine, An Cafe, Gazette, Nightmare, MUCC, Ayabie, The Candy Spooky Theatre, DJ Ozma, Ellegarden, Funky Monkey Babys, Gackt, L'Arc en Ciel, m-flo, Malice Mizer, Miyavi, Phantasmagor​ia, Plastic Tree, Polysics, Rip Slyme, Teriyaki Boyz, Yoshida Brothers

Bi/Rain, Big Bang, Se7en

Jay Chou, Wilbur Pan, Wang Lee Hom

Bloc Party

SEAMO <3333

anythingggg

The red shoes.. omg scary movie >_<!!!​

errr.. scarred...
i dont watch tv >_<!!

Monster Blood Tattoo: Foundling
Evil Genius
The Pagan Chronicles
The Journey of Socrates

Growing Old is Mandatory...​ Growing Up is optional (^.^)


Don't look down on someone unless you're helping him up

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?  (puhahahaha~​!)


"Gurpre​eth: im going to fail!
Me: no u wont. you just gotta believe.
Gurpreeth: i have no one to believe in me..
Me: Then you gotta believe in yourself!
Gurpreeth: you sound like a disney movie
Me: I am a f!ckin disney movie!!!"​

"Gurpre​eth: whats the difference?
Me: pot f!cks ur life up slowly"​

*after long silence* Are we sleeping now?

*after eating chocolate*  I reckon it would be yum to kiss someone who's just eaten chocolate  *ellie belly looks at me like im weird*

xD

*while writing a report* gurpreeth: im jsut pulling this outta my a$$ at the moment.
me: no wonder its so $hitty

ROFL

Me: BARGHHHHHH
Gurpreeth: WHOAAHHHHHH

Me: Edward Cullen and Dexter are gay ... WITH EACH OTHER!
Gurpreeth: ... I wish!!!

Me: I'm going to stab Edward Cullen in the EYE!
Gurpreeth: GAH!

Me: Edward Cullen is annoying! He laughs too much. One minute he's like YAAAY and the next he's like RAAAWR
Gurpreeth: he has bi polar disorder!

Gurpreeth: We need JOBS!
Teacher: DRUGS!?
Gurpreeth: No! Jobs!
Teacher: I'm going to have to watch you Gurpreeth...​

Why didn't you pack underwear?
It wasn't on the list!

Gurpreeth: I'm sick of baggy undies!
Me: I just want to wear tight underwear like ellie belly! Is that a crime!?
Gurpreeth: Is that a crime!?

HAHA GOOD TIMES! Except elly belly got mad at us... when we were making fun of rich people. -.-

He's half filo
- He's fully sexy

xD

Gurpreeth: OMG... wait.. what was I gunna say?

Me: Oh yeah. OK. yeah... so wait.. what?

*me and gurpreeth were walking*
Me: Omg theres tommy!
*tommy looks at us*
Me & Guppie: Oh..****

*makes hand movements*
Guppie: Boing - fip

*rubs butter on garlic bread*
Me: mmmmm ohh yeah
*elly belly looks at me like im weird*
Me: *pauses* no..no..no! *gets louder* NO! NO!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!​!
*elly belly almost spits up her coke*

Evan: Come!
Gurpreeth: He treats you like your his property or something.. -.-
Me:    Maybe I am

Evan: Coming?
Me & Guppie: what..the..F​!!CK

Me: Arghhh something stinks!!
Guppie: Oh sorry thats me
Me: Bahahaha!!!

*Evan says something*
Me: Huh?
*He repeats*
Me: What?
*He repeats*
Me: oh.. yeah.. ... huh?
*Says something else*
Me: What?
*repeats*
Me: uhhhh dunno
Evan: ahhh again dunno
Me: ... yeah

Me: I wish i was funny
elly belly: You are
Me: Im nottttt
elly belly: You are!!
*Slightly angry silence*
Music: SEX
*both crack up laughing*

*crawling around the floor like retards*
Sean: *looks down at us* what are you looking for?
Me: A scr3w
*Cracks up laughing*

We have a scr3w loose

I wanna kill myself
- Ohhh you know that colt line art? I inked it last night
Oh great

*Me going pyscho at the computer*
Arghhh Im computer impaired!!!!​
*swear words*
Ellie Belly: *looks at me like im weird*

Guppie: The sister comes...
me and guppie: ...          BUAHAHHAHAHA​!!!!

Me: Its like he finds the Death Note and writes in it
         "This book belongs to Kira"

Me: Its like he uses the Death Note as a phone book

Me and A: DONTCHNOOOOO​O DONTCHNOOOO

Just bought a fathead a lilly
i told him to let me
he left
he's so lame  - misheard lyrics of Zetsoubou Billy by GaaraOfTheSa​ndbox

Me: Whats my height?
My Mum: How tall you are

ROFLMAO!

     Ashley ​    We're not obssesed - we're just best friends says:
so i have returned
- iona  =.= says:
that sucks T_T

Stephen: F!ck my english!
Stephen: F!ck it right now!
Me: umm Ill pass?

Ashley: *says something*
Me: huh?
Ashley: *says something*
Me: huh?
Ashley: *says something*
Me: ... huh?
Ashley: You dont listen do you?
Me: huh? i mean! no i dont =_=

Ashley: *imitates sheep* come baaaaack

Ashley: So your an egg?
Me: I am an egg
Me: The source of all life

Me: I dont want to be normal. I want to be me !

Me: Oh Crap! Tomorrow's my mums birthday!
Ashley: Oh really?
Me: I think so

Me and Ashley ALL AT THE SAME TIME
- *laugh*
*breathe in*
*laugh harder*
*breathe in*
*laugh harder than before*
*breathe in*
*loose it*

Me: psht

Me: Haha he's hot
Thai guy: *in the distance* I know you like me!
* same time *
Me: :P he's annoying
Ashley: he's too short

Speech impediments (JOKE! we dont really have  speech impediments)​

Me: We should probably eat that
(Meant to say "we should probably ADD that)

Me: rol
(meant lol)

Ashley: Automotove
(automotive)​

Maybe if i fart they'll go away