Meh, I have no idea how to go about describing myself. I'm a short (5' 2"), actress/sing​er/dancer. I happen to test very well, but I'm hoping some of that is because I'm actually smart. I'm interested with this stuff all staying online, becuase nice people online sometimes translate into rapists in real life. I want to be a psychiatrist​ when I'm older. I've always wanted to go to Tufts. Please don't friend add me without talking to me first, I'll turn it down. And please, this time around: guys, if I want to know about your penis, I'll ask.

Music means the world to me. Well, alongside acting. I talk about music all the time. I write music, I play piano (6 years!) and the guitar (still learning = / ). I love how music understands me better than any person could possibly. And if you think you can understand me better than music, please, let me know.

And as for acting... the escape, being somebody else for a while. It's amazing. To just place yourself in someone else's head and be anybody but you. It's my greatest escape (other than music).

I also love walking in the rain. The feel of the cool drops falling against my skin, the hush that always comes over the world when it rains, and the smell of the earth. I love to sit on my roof at night when it rains, or walk through my woods.

Oh, can you tell by the way this is written that I'm a writer? I'm about a quarter of the way into a noveletta. If you beta, no matter how old you are, I'd love to hear from you. I can always use more feedback on how to make my writing better. I also need the type of beta who the authro thanks first in the dedication, who will go over a piece riddled with errors, and tell me how I need to fix it, even if I'm not that pleased about it. And someone who can make vaguely interesting comments, as well as the normal, "I think you meant boy, not buoy." That'd be fantabulous.​




IF YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ ALL THAT, I HAVE THE HIGHLIGHTS HERE: http://awur​l.com/B8dDCj​Rg7

No chatspeak, please and thank you? Smilies are fine though. = )
Also, preferably people around my own age? Maybe? Just so it's not weird. I'm gonna set the limits at preferably..​.. 14-25. Gracias!

Oh, and if you bookmarked me, can you tell me? THE CURIOUSITY IS KILLING ME! Please and thank you! = )

And like I mentioned in that big block of text above, I'd love a beta. Or, another one. = ) If you're interested, see above, in the last paragraph of About Me.

As for friends... I'd love someone who doesn't just stop after a few messages. Someone who's actually interested in knowing me, not just collecting friends or some random horny guy.

Acting, singing, dancing, being outside when there's a storm, being with my friends, meeting new people (I don't bite....unle​ss you want me to = P ), reading, writing, daydreaming,​ music (choral or otherwise), hearing about new ideas, talking, finding shapes in the clouds, making my own constellatio​ns (Caution: Wet Floor Sign, Pineapple On A Leash, among others), Riv Griffen, being crazy and weird with my friends in public places, saying outrageous things to see people's reactions, NOT LOSING THE GAME, Hide And Seek in Target, just being with my friends, Matt.

Anything and everything under the sun. And some above it. We The Kings, AFI, All-American​ Rejects, All Time Low, ASP, Blink-182, Blue October, Coldplay, Cute Is What We Aim For, Death Cab For Cutie, Duncan Sheik, Evanescence,​ Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Hellogoodbye​, Jason Mraz, The Killers, Muse, New Found Glory, Peter And The Wolf, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sarah McLachlan, Semisonic, Sia, Snow Patrol, Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, Modest Mouse, No Doubt, Smash Mouth, Third Eye Blind, Basshunter, DJ Sammy, Hungry Lucy, Indigo Girls, Nightwish. WITHIN TEMPTATION, Alanis Morissette, Eve 6, The Last Goodnight, Lily Allen, Lisa Loeb, Sixpence None The Richer, T.A.T.U, The Veronicas, Aien Ant Farm, The Ataris, Barenaked Ladies, Breaking Benjamin,The​ Calling, Cibo Matto, Collective Soul, Curve, Deep Blue Something, Del Amitri, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Five For Fighting, Fountains of Wyane, The Fray, Goo Goo Dolls, Jessica Riddle, K's Choice, Led Zeppelin, Lifehouse, Liz Phair, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Matchbox Romance, Matchbox Twenty, Michelle Branch, Nirvana, One Republic, Pink Floyd, Rob Thomas, Saliva, SAVAGE GARDEN, Sister Hazel, Spin Doctors, Stone Sour, Story Of The Year, Supertramp, Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, Tonic, Trapt, Vanessa Carlton, Vertical Horizon, The Verve, The Wallflowers,​ Yes, AIR, Spring Awakening, RENT.

I'm the same way with movies that I am with books. I love movies. I'll do this section later too. Mostly comedies, historical dramas, and horror. Oh, and some action (if they're well done).

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Ghost Whisperer, Mythbusters,​ Brainiac, anything on the History Channel, anything on the Discovery Channel, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, those E! countdowns, THS,anything​ on Encore (technically​ movies, on TV!)

I love books so much it's hard to pick favorites. The Catcher In The Rye, anything by Tamora Pierce, anything by Stephen King, anything by Dave Barry, A Separate Peace, anything by Shakespeare,​ the Twilight series (even though they're glorified Mary Sue fluff... you gotta love Edward <3 ), A Great And Terrible Beauty series, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Hitchhiker's​ Guide To The Galaxy series, Blue Is For Nightmares series (White is For Magic, Silver Is For Secrets, Red Is For Rememberance​), and SOOOOOO many more, I'll have to go back and add more later.

Kay: ******* the computer again?
Riv_Griffen:​ oh yea
Riv_Griffen:​ cant get enough of that L3 Cache
Riv_Griffen:​ mmmm

Anything from the Overheard sites... pure gold <3

Team leader: Alright everyone, I'm headed out for the weekend. So long.
Teammate #1: Farewell.
Teammate #2: Auf wiedersehen.​
Teammate #3: Goodbye!

Manager at employee bathroom: Why is this door propped open?
Waiter: Eric* just dropped a bomb in there.
Manager: ****, man, spray that air freshener.
Waiter: I did. The stink actually laughed at me.

Suit on cell: No, I'm not coming in today...I'm on the Upper East Side. There's all this traffic from the Pope's "Don't sodomize the kids" world tour.

Drunk man to embarrassed friend: Did I tell you about the time I peed on a bum? For real, I did! I was just taking a leak and looked down like: "Oh ****, is that a person?"​ He looked up on me and said: "Hey, you just peed on me!" And I did! I peed on him! Then I put myself in his shoes like: "What if someone peed on me?" I'd be ******! That's some ****** up ****, man. So I gave him ten bucks.

Girl to friend: That's because my heart is filled with hate and yours is filled with kittens.

Girl on cell: They broke up? I always thought that them breaking up was like a joke, like saying you don't like Brussels sprouts when you secretly do, but you just say it because it's the first yucky vegetable that comes to your mind. But hey, that's great!

Teen girl on cell: Yeah, I have a problem keeping my fingers out of my vagina.
Guy friend (to her back): Wow. You have never been hotter.

JAP #1: I hate boys who won't kiss you after you go down on them.
JAP #2: Yeah, I know. But I don't kiss boys after they go down on me.
JAP #1: That's awful! If he can handle it, you should too.
JAP #2: But it's so bitter! I'm just saying: if they sold a jam the flavor of my vagina, I would not buy it.

Student: I tried to write my Spanish essay but I don't know how to say "bitch"​ in Spanish.
Professor: You live in New York and you don't even know that?

Girl: I never read Ragtime.
Guy: Really? I enjoyed it very much.
Girl: Well, I tried to read it, but my older sister saw me with it and freaked. She took it away and was all "There are Eskimos masturbating​ in this!"
Guy: Well, they need to have fun too, you know.

Woman (slowly walking toward a train whose doors are closing): Wait, wait... Hold the doors!
(conductor closes doors, woman glares at him)
Conductor: C'mon now... If you wanna get on my train, you best show some hustle!

Girl on cell: Just stay out of the sun and keep your clam shut. Okay, bye.
Friend: Did you just tell her to keep her clam shut?

Woman: Wooo! It's wetter than a nymphomaniac​ in a ******** out there.
Man: You've been waiting to say that for a long time, haven't you?

Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore's​ got that beard... Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You'd **** pure evil because he's clean-shaven​?

Four-year-ol​d girl looking at Michelangelo​'s David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-ol​d girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There's no good way to answer this.

Cashier: Merry Christmas.
Customer: You, too.
Cashier: Wait! I gotta be politically correct -- Happy Holidays.
Customer: Yeah, I'm Jewish.
Cashier: Oh my god, me too!
Customer: Then why the **** are we wishing each other a Merry Christmas?
Cashier: I have no ******* clue.

Man at airport: I'm gonna go hug that kid. Maybe then his mom will start keeping an eye on him.

(student coughs violently into hands, spewing fake blood)
Lit professor: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Student: (coughing up more blood) Can I go to the bathroom?
Lit professor: Oh my god, go, go!
(student leaves)
Lit professor: (realizing it's April 1st) Haha... His consumption smells like raspberries.​