Well..to start things off..I’m a freelance Internationa​l Spy currently residing in the lovely city of Istanbul. From time to time, I go abroad when duty calls (and I love it)..Whether​ you want me to haunt your ex-boyfriend​, spy on your husband, find out some dirty clothes about that popular chick everyone envies at school…I will be more than glad to help no matter where you live on this planet..

My services are quite cheap..just give some food and alcohol and I’m all yours…uhm giving it a second thought, who needs food when you have alcohol anyway??..an​d of course, if you happen to live in a country where girls are pretty, I won’t need the alcohol neither:p

As you may have noticed, I’m wearing sunglasses on my profile pics.. that’s because my identity should be well kept under cover…I’m doing a risky job you see..my life is at stake here…oh what the hell..who am I kidding..I just think I look cooler with the sunglasses, that’s why I put those pics…

So why you should choose me?? Here are some recent duties that I have attended:

Amsterdam (HOL) - My duty was to protect the Van Gogh Museum from burglars…but​ spent my time and money on the Red Light District instead…and yes, MAGIC MUSHROOMS RULE!!!

Dessel (BEL) - Attended the Graspop Heavy Metal Festival to spy on 55.000 drinking, vomiting, headbanging,​ screaming heavy metal kids with strange make-ups…wat​ched Iron Maiden play as a bonus…

Milano (ITA) – I spied on AC Milan football team and revealed their secret tactics. Almost got caught by the Carabinieri but managed to escape thanks to my super athletic skills.

Warsaw (POL) – Nothing but beautiful girls…

Krakow (POL) – Kidnapped by the local mafia that kills people and sells their organs…but seeing what a sweet guy I was, they let me live and now we’re like best friends with them all…plus: Polish vodka rules!!

Bratislava (SVK) - Read the comment about Warsaw, multiply it by 10.

Vienna (AUT) - Heroically prevented a terrorist attack at the Stephansdom.​.awarded with FREE Wiener Schnitzel for the rest of my life..yummy.​.

Prague (CZE) - Fell in love...no not with the Czech girls..with the city itself..

just new clients from all around the world who are willing to invite me for new challenging missions in new places..

A NOTE: Ok, the profile pic. may state otherwise..b​ut I'm really not gay..

...by the way...I know that requesting to be friends with someone that I haven't spoken a word is meaningless.​.and I hope you know that too and stop making such requests!!!

My biggest passion is trying to find my way back to the hostel in the middle of the night in a city that I’ve never been before, while the amount of alcohol in my blood is preventing me even from walking in a straight line…and to your surprise, I’m quite good at this.

As for languages:

English: Good enough to trick girls into that I’m actually a locally famous rockstar from Los Angeles..

Italian: The one Italian sentence I use almost all the time: Mi scusa, parla l’inglese?? (Excuse me, do you speak English?)..s​o I think I need improvement on this..

Polish: I know the most important 3 words: piwo (beer), wódka (c’mon you know it) and na zdrowie (cheers)..

UPDATE: I've really improved my Polish skills over the past few months...I can now even ask for "one normal ticket"​ at the kiosk and thank the girl for that!!

I prefer listening to rock and heavy metal mostly (Iron Maiden are my favorite band forever) but I can listen to a wide variety of names from Dido to Yann Tiersen...I also adore Pain of Salvation (they're a Swedish band and I know not many people have heard of them)..the music they make is very special for me...

my fave are: Saxon, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Ronnie James Dio, Megadeth, AC/DC, Judas Priest, In Flames, Apocalyptica​, Porcupine Tree, Arch Enemy...oh just too much to list:)

Amelie is my favorite movie of all time. Probably have watched it about 50+ times...no just kidding. I've watched it 9 times only...yet.

Other movies to mention:

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Love Actually
The Butterfly Effect
American History X
Big Fish
Blow
Dogville
The Ring
Finding Neverland
Pan's Labyrinth
Memento
Before the Rain...

and anything that the beautiful Marion Cotillard appears in:)

well although i'm not quite familiar with the tv lately, my favorites for all time include:

Seinfeld
Married with Children
Gilmore Girls (yes I'm a sissy)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Veronica Mars
Scrubs
How I Met Your Mother
Bigbang Theory...

books?? hmm let's see...Lord of the Flies, Macbeth, Hamlet, or simply anything that Shakespeare has written, 1984, i also like reading Edgar Allan Poe's short stories.