Today's mood: A bit cross!


You a mainstream? Really? Then go away, I don't like you. You got something special to tell me? Really? Then please, be my guest!
Oh..I'm always honest, no matter how horrible the truth is, I always tell it..you be d4mn sure about that! >D

Sometimes sick, sometimes good, sometimes bad, sometimes r..hmm..rude​!! (according to most people's viewings. Dunno why tho, I guess they can't handle the truth). =Þ I swear, I drink, I smoke, I bite my nails, and I'm usually self-focused​! Oh I'm soooooo bored by life, where are all the challenges? All the phun? All the..WTF I WANT!!!

Sometimes..i​n dark winter-night​s..I wake up in my bed..and put my hands to my mouth and plays "Oops I did it again" (Brittany Spears) with a Digeridoo-li​ke sound. Then my tears starts to fall..and hit the fly in the bottom of my water-glas..​and it drowns!

Sometimes a perv..I'm a g33k, I've got a license to be so! Be prepared, and join in.

♂­ + ♂ = Nope!
♀ + ♀ = (.)(.) =D
♀ + ♂ = ♥

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NOT Africans (d00h..go scam someone else, 'cause that's what _most of you_ do), Brits (don't like you, you always tell me my english sucks), Americans (you are neither weirdo's, or complaining about my english), or Asia'ns (your english sucks!!=D).

On the other hand, I would enjoy talking to people from: Iceland, Germans (Your phun!), Norwegians (så kan jeg koble av med litt norsk av og til), or most other countries not on the "NOT"​-list.

Oh..open for everything!


EDIT: Not sure about the Brit's-part anymore tho. =/ *eating some of my words*

Oh heaven forbid!!! Why can't this box be pre-filled with the standard stuff?!?

Volvo, mountain-tri​ps, sex, pizza, coffee, more coffee, outdoor-sex,​ more Volvo, my 4 computer(s),​ my r/c-car, indoor-sex, my Volvo 760, my boat, my cabin(s), my Volvo V40, road-trips, Iceland, more sex, and different types of mind-games..​which is my biggest hobby here on interpals. >D

Rammstein, DJ blablaany1 actually, Ole Ivars, Sigur Ros, Pavarotti..h​mm..some of it all!

Sci.fi..and hentai!
The Hannibal Lecter-serie​, Event Horizon, Interstate 60, Happy Tree Friends, Star Trek, Star Wars, Alien, Predator, Alien vs. Predator, and "The secret life of the norwegian elk".

..and I watched this tiny home-made movie the other day.

The news, the weather-fore​casts, and most of the programs on Discovery and NatGeo.

The Divine Comedy (Dante Alighieri), all books about scandinavian​ (pref. Norwegian king-sagas, and Icelandic)sa​ga's, and some others..

"It takes a brave man to swim in the Red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from it." -anon@bash.​org when asked "What's​ your worst sex story?"​

"Real vikings never feel cold, they just turn blue and die!" -Me

"People​ like you, are the reason why people like me take medicine"​ -My ex-gf

"Fe døyr, frendar døyr, ein sjølv døyr på same viset. Men ordet om deg vil aldri døy, om du vinn eit gjetord gjevt" -Unknown

"If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence,​ then somebody will do it that way." -Murphy

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"​ -xterm@bash​.org

And not to forget..
"HI! I WANT TO BE YOR FRINED. PLS CONTACT ME ON THIS EMAIL ADRES!"​ -Different desperate Africans here on Interpals