The name of this poem I know

is a little disgusting—

but men have this thing—

and we all know about it,

and it’s an internationa​l past time,

—thing!! called ‘ass watching.’

One could say, the eyes of men

and a woman’s ass, are very

good friends: yes indeed

(I wonder if women know this?)

…anyhow, the way it works is

something like this: there isn’t

really anything the women have to

do out of the ordinary, except,

put it on display, and walk—;

she needn’t even talk—;

can even look stupid

if she wants (to)….

The eyes of the men will do all

the work, perhaps

you will even capture.

It is a fun sport, that young and

old alike can do, and if the woman

doesn’t like it, or wishes to avert

such ugly attention, she need only

put back on the skirt.

#1220 2/18/06 Dedicated to all those curves out there.

Bums from another Planet

“You know the earth is a fresh new planet

so why worry about anything—!”

“Ah! yes, so true…” I said, bemused.

I wondered then who had lived on those old

Dusty, washed out planets in the un-mended

Universe (of long ago)…,

If they had—like me—holes in their socks, some

Left over scotch and knobby knees…!

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