A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please​ be gentle, I'm still a virgin."​

"What?"​ said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"​

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representati​ve: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostical​ly but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketin​g: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the​-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administrati​on: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist​: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist​: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"​

"Good,"​ said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're​ a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"​