I guess my great grandpa just died...so...​if I'm not around...yea​h....

Walmart...no​w sells caskets. Their website says: "Save money. Live better."​ Isn't that kind of...yeah...​. I think they've gone a little too far.

I heard this and went online and looked for myself...

Here's the link: http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=casket&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&​Find=Find​

I kind of want to buy one. What would you think if you walked into someone's house and their was just a casket chilling there all the time?

Here is some information on the Executive Privilege Steel Casket

Price: $1399.00 After taxes: about $1496.93 (price based on current local tax, no idea what you windmills would pay)

Description:​ "Star Legacy's Executive Privilege is an exceptional steel casket. Master craftsmen brush-finish​ the casket in a high-gloss ebony flourish and employ precision pinstriping in silver hues to highlight this magnificent edition. A hand-knit silver velvet interior — soft to the touch — is sewn and gathered by hand to ensure rich, plush bedding. Impeccable detail is applied to the brightly polished hardware and corner pieces."​

Return Policy: According to the site, you can only return if it was damaged from shipping. You know. When everyone buys a casket their first thought is: "I think I'll return this." Do people actually attempt to return caskets? Like they stick the person in it and they suddenly realize that the overall design and color completely  clash with poor Susie's hair.

The caskets have their own shipping schedule. If I ordered one right now..I wouldn't get it until Monday...sad​:(

Oh...and it's not available to everyone. Not all locations have available casket delivery. Sorry dead people in Alaska, Colorado, Washington, D.C., Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Oregon, Puerto Rico, South Dakota, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming! You must turn elsewhere for your casket needs. No saving money and living better for you!! Haha...Jesus​...Oh guess what, this casket was made in the USA. We can make something.:'​]

Is it wrong that I find the fact that walmart now sells caskets fucking hilarious?

Updated 2 weeks ago

missed it:']

haha kacee had to get the devil ready this morning:']

I have to take the brat to work with me. -_-

Stupid day off of school.

My jeans are very flared.

Shaggy- It wasn't me.

Robl.

Windmills.

Updated 2 weeks ago

First day of work. My kids love me:']

I got Anthony, Adora, Georgia, Jaylyn, Malachi, Hannah, and Bradyn. :]

It made me so happy that baby Jay, Tatem, Elizabeth, Colton, and McKenzie all remembered me. They wouldn't stop yelling at me through lunch.

Full day of work tomorrow. 10-12 Friday then Monday through Friday next week then it's onto full days. Woo. :] i get nine hours this week! tchea!! robl.

My sister...the​ older one...can choke on a dick and die.

Stupid bitch knew i had to go to my work to talk to my boss...yet she failed to inform me she wasn't going to fucking school...so i had to take mackenzee...​now im running behind and have to wait for my hair to fucking dry which will take forever...gr​rr...

Shut up. :']

I requested an incomplete for my comp class, which would give me more time to get caught up. I pray that my professor grants it...

I'm a teacher again!! YAY!!!!

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