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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares,"​ and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"​

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depress​ants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously​ while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'​

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"​

14. When an announcement​ comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again."​

      And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here."

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin 12:12pm GMT on November 6, 2009
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please​ be gentle, I'm still a virgin."​

"What?"​ said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"​

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representati​ve: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostical​ly but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketin​g: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the​-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administrati​on: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist​: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist​: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"​

"Good,"​ said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're​ a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"​
Ask me out.. 1:58pm GMT on November 5, 2009
post this saying "Ask Me Out"

Even if you are single or not.

Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying
"I would go out with you"


Repost this in 90 sec
you will be surprised who replys 2 you.

even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend

PS. must do even if your taken.­­
I go for personality over looks.  There are people I've fallen for and, if I just passed them in the street, I wouldn't give them a second glance, but, because I've got to know them and they have a great personality I'm like, 'yeah, you're quite atrractive to me now'

I think all women are different in terms of what floats their boat. In my case it's (in no particular order):
Intelligence​, with the ability to hold a good conversation​.
The ability to make me laugh.
Kindness/gen​erosity
things like that.








Updated 3 weeks ago

Things to do before I die... 11:47am GMT on October 26, 2009
1. Live with no regrets
2. Love truly, madly, deeply
3. Do something to be proud about
4. Skydive
5. Learn to play gitar and drums
6. Learn to speak Japanese
7. Learn to speak Spanish
8. Have a earth shaking kiss
9. Overcome my only fear
10. Learn to dance
11. Have a vegetable garden
12. Visit the twin tower site
13. Go on a camp
14. Go skinny dipping
15. Ride a motorcycle
16. Ride a camel
17. Exeperience a white christmas
18. Design my own tshirt
19. Rock climb
20.Exeperien​ce the Northern lights
21. Write a book
22. Kiss on a ferris wheel
23. Cry in the rain
24. Go to a Simple Plan concert
25. Give blood
26. Visit the pyramids
27. Visit a thrid world country
28. Touch a shark
29. Sleep outside
30. Bungee jump
31. See a live volcano
32. Pierce something
33. Lose my virginity
34. Laugh until it hurts
35. Go to a nude beach
36. Have my portrait painted
37. Ride in a hot air balloon
38. Walk the great wall of China
39. Ride on the Orient Express
40. Swim under a waterfall
41. Go to Disney world
42. Plant a tree
43. Go to Oktoberfest
44. See a lunar eclipse
45. Experience weightlessne​ss
46. Visit a concentratio​n camp
47. Go to the top on the Eiffel tower
48. Ride a cable car
49. Attend a chinese new year celebration
50. See the Southern Sky
51. Write a letter about myself now to future grandkids. xD
52. Visit the Amazon rainforest
53. Ride a gondola in Venice
54. Eat a meal good enough to be my last
55. Organize photos into photo albums
56. Climb a mountain
57. Protest for something I believe in
58. Jump off a waterfall
59. Throw a coin in the Trevi fountain
60. Drink a tequila in mexico
61. Visit Louvre
62. Ride bareback
63. French kiss in Paris
64. Build a snowman
65. Kiss in the rain
66. Hug a koala
67. Fly first class
68. Scream for the top of a mountain
69. Carpe diem
70. Take pictures in a photo booth
71. Learn to change a tire
72. Ride on glass-bottom​ boat
73. Make a homemade pizza
74. Bake a pie from scratch
75. Purchase at least one thing from the Salvation Army
76. Try soy milk
77. Learn the words to the Fresh Prince theme song
78. Say "I love you" and mean it
79. Make a homemade salad dressing
80. Write a love letter by hand
81. Drink wine in the tub
82. Catch a snowflake on my tongue
83. Go deep-sea fishing
84. Take a sailboat ride
85. Stay up all night talking to someone
86. See a comet
87. Sleep in a hammock
88. See an endangered species in its natural habitat
89. Take a cruise
90. Let someone see the whole me, not just parts
91. Have a rooftop picnic
92. Learn to swear in another language
93. Have a cat sit on my lap
94. Spend a whole Saturday in bed
95. Restore a classic car
96. Get a masters degree
97. Kiss at the top of the empire state building
98. Learn a card trick
99. Watch a space shuttle launch
100. See the Statue of Liberty
101. Visit the leaning tower of pisa
102. Ride a mechanical bull
103. See the Pearl Harbor memorial
104. Milk a cow
105. Have multiple orgasms
106. Sky write a message to someone
106. Knit a sweater
107. Make my own bread without a bread maker
108. Catch fireflies
109. Boogie board
110. Swallow my pride
111. Question my values
112. Lay on the grass and stare at the clouds
113. Learn to say no without feeling guilt
114. See a woman become president
115. Flirt shamelessly
116. Quite a bad habit
117. Stand out at least once
118. Have mind blowing sex
119. Get completely wasted at least once
120. Find a long lost friend
121. Be selfish for once
122. Stop worrying about thing that have already happened and can't be changed
123. Do something illegal
124. Be friends with an ex
125. Learn to think before I act
126. Make a list of my 5 most annoying qualities and work on them
127. Kiss on a mountain top
128. Sing in the shower
129. Laugh at myself
130. Wear a ballgown
131. Own a dress (other than the one for school)
132. Go to a waterpark
133. Get my face painted
134. Write a letter to the editor
135. Go to a drive in movie theatre
136. Be an organ donor
137. Bake cookies
138. Wear pj's in public
139. Have a waterballon fight
140. Eat spaghetti like the lady and the tramp
141. Make a snow angel
142. Sing karaoke
143. Live in a foreign country
144. Dance like no one is watching
145. Kiss someone randomly

Updated 3 weeks ago

Try to answer this.. 12:13pm BST on October 21, 2009
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I:

1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized​:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

9. Personality:​
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:

13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
21. Sing with me?

HAVE YOU EVER:

22. Lied to make me feel better?
23. Wanted to kiss me?
24. Wanted to kill me?
25. Broke my heart?
26. Kept something important from me?
27. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

MORE:

28. Who are you?
29. Are we friends?
30. When and how did we meet?
31. Describe me in one word:
32. What was your first impression?
33. Do you still think that way about me now?
34. What reminds you of me?
35. If you could give me anything what would it be?
36. How well do you know me?
37. When's the last time you saw me?
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
39. What song do you think would describe me best?
40. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

Updated 3 weeks ago

Fun Stuff 8:56am BST on October 17, 2009
Will you :
[_] give me your number?
[_] come to my house to do nothing at but chill?
[_] fight me?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] go out to dinner with me?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] drink with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] be down with me no matter what?
[_] go to prom with me?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im serious?
[_] think im a good person
[_] think im conceided?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] think I can fight?
[_] want to *Do* me?
[_] think I would do you?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] romantic?
[_] a *freak*?
[_] gangsta?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] trustworthy
[_] compassionat​e?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] well known?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to see my private part?
[_] looked at my page more than ten times?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] horny?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] wanting to call me to talk about these things?
[_] going to repost this?

Updated 3 weeks ago

Survey 8:55am BST on October 17, 2009
1.What time is it?

2.What's your full name

3.What are you most afraid of
  
4.What is the most recent movie that you have seen
  
5.Place of birth
  
6.Favorite food

7.What's your natural hair color
  
8.Ever been a Neat Freak

9.Ever been skinny dipping

10. Love someone so much it made you cry

11. Been in a car accident

12. Croutons or bacon bits

13. Favorite day of the week

14.Favorite restaurant

15. Favorite Flower

16. Favorite sport to watch

17. Favorite drink

18.  Favorite ice cream

19.  Warner Brothers/Dis​¬ney

20.  Ever been on a ship

21.  What color is your bedroom carpet
  
22.  What is your favorite candy?
  
23.  Before this one, from whom did you get your last email
  
24.  What do you do when you are bored
  
25.  Bedtime
  
26.  Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest
  
27.  Who will least likely respond
  
28.  Who is the person that you are most curious

to see their responses

29.  Favorite TV shows
  
30.  Last person you went to lunch with
  
31.   Park or Zoo

32.  What are your favorite colors

33.  How many tattoos do you have

34.  How many pets do you have

35.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg
  
36.  What do you want to do before you die
  
37.  Have you ever been to Hawaii
  
38.  Have you been to countries outside the U.S.
  
39.  How many people are you sending this e-mail to?
  
40.  Time this survey ended

Updated 3 weeks ago

One of those survey thingies.. 12:13pm BST on September 26, 2009
Name: Anneke
Birthdate: April 13
Birthplace: Bellville
Current Location: Bellville
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 112 pounds
Piercings: no
Tatoos: no
Boyfriend/Gi​­­­rlfriend:​ No
Overused Phraze: spot maar net (it means, just kidding)

FAVORITES
Food: Meat, potatoes, pizza, hamburgers, chicken curry
Candy:  Jelly Beans and Angel Kisses
Number: 13
Color: black
Animal:  White Tiger
Drink:  Orange juice in summer, hot chocolate in winter
Alcohol Drink: I don't drink
Bagel:  No thank you, I’m not hungry :-P
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Lips and eyes

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke:  Neither, I don’t drink soda, but I use to love coke.
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, we don’t have Burger King here
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk:  Punk
Summer or Winter:  Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary Movies
Love or Money: Love

YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I feel tired
Most Missed Memory:  Johnny
Best phyiscal feature: You decide
First Thought Waking Up:  Just a few more minutes please!!!!
Goal for this year: Actually study for a change
Best Friends:  Bianca, Chantè, Jesselyn, Steffi
Weakness:  Ice cream
Fears:  Spiders
Heritage: Mix.   French, Dutch, English and others I forgot.
Longest relationship​­­­: 1 year

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes (don’t tell my mom lol)
Ever Smoked:  No (I hate the smell of smoke)
Pot: No
Ever been Drunk:  Just typsy
Ever been beaten up: No.
Ever beaten someone up: Once or twice
Ever Shoplifted:  When I was 5, my mom made me take it back.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Yes

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long: Doesn’t matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Style: Doesn't matter
Looks or Personality:​­­­ Someone who would prove to me that not all guys are the same.
Drugs and Alcohol:  Drugs.. NO,  Alcohol..on special occations
Muscular or Really Skinny:  Doesn’t matter

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:  I don’t regret anything
What country do you want to Visit:  The US mostly, but there are many others as well
How do you want to Die:  While ski diving
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorm​­­­s: YES YES YES!!!!!
Get along with your Parents: One of my parents.
Health Freak:  Maybe a little bit
Do you think your Attractive: Not really

Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: I want to go to University
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: No
Shower Daily:  Who doesn’t

Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing:  In the shower, so wear ear plugs lol
Want to get Married: No
Do you want Children: No
Have your future kids names planned out:  No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:  How about now lmao jk  Not soon.
Hate anyone:  No, but I dislike quite a few people

  

Updated 2 weeks ago

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