Random penpals...
I'll kill any fucker who does this to any girl
6:49am
GMT on November 18, 2009
Guy:"Le ts have sex right now."
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Becaus e, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Beside s that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please , don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playin g hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...... ...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later....... ..
Girl: "Doctor , what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant.... then he lied about it. So completely depressed... ...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.... ...
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Becaus e, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Beside s that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please , don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playin g hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...... ...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later....... ..
Girl: "Doctor , what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant.... then he lied about it. So completely depressed... ...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.... ...
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
Updated 4 days ago
NO GIRL should ever feel this sorry...
2:59pm
GMT on November 12, 2009
I'm sorry if I'm not a whore.
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" YOUR needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "YOUR girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model, so I can't act like a porn star for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm weird, it's just me.
I'm sorry that I write about YOU every day.
I'm sorry if my body isn't SEXY enough for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm not tall/short enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have SEX with YOU on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying.
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough for YOU.
I'm sorry that I'm different from those other "HOES"
I'm sorry I won't hang all over you, and be a complete TRAMP to make YOU happy.
I'm sorry that I actually CARE about YOU,
and actually call to see how you're doing.
But most of all,
I'm sorry that most guys CAN'T accept girls for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you TOTALLY agree with this letter, repost as "I'm Sorry".
If you're one of the "FEW GUYS" with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, re-post as "NO GIRL should ever feel this sorry!"
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" YOUR needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "YOUR girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model, so I can't act like a porn star for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm weird, it's just me.
I'm sorry that I write about YOU every day.
I'm sorry if my body isn't SEXY enough for YOU.
I'm sorry if I'm not tall/short enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have SEX with YOU on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying.
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough for YOU.
I'm sorry that I'm different from those other "HOES"
I'm sorry I won't hang all over you, and be a complete TRAMP to make YOU happy.
I'm sorry that I actually CARE about YOU,
and actually call to see how you're doing.
But most of all,
I'm sorry that most guys CAN'T accept girls for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you TOTALLY agree with this letter, repost as "I'm Sorry".
If you're one of the "FEW GUYS" with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, re-post as "NO GIRL should ever feel this sorry!"
what a kiss means
6:38pm
BST on October 17, 2009
*Kiss on the belly-----" lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Fo rever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We' re friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let 's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"Tha t's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don 't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don 't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tel l me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requiremen ts--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationship s.
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow.
Re-post this as "What A Kiss Means"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Fo rever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We' re friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let 's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"Tha t's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don 't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don 't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tel l me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requiremen ts--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationship s.
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow.
Re-post this as "What A Kiss Means"
Eminem - Beautiful
7:20pm
BST on September 28, 2009
Im just so fucking depressed
I just cant seem to get out this slump
If i could just get over this hump
But i need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises took my lumps
Fell down and i got right back up
But i need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up
I dont know how or why or when
I ended up this position im in
Im started to feel dissin again
So i decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But i just cant admit
Or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
And i know some shits so hard to swallow
But i cant just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but i know one fact
Ill be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Ill be one tough act to follow
Here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
(Eminem)
I think im starting to lose my sense of humor
Everythings so tense and gloom
I almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in
Its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact
Cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that
im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like Hahhhhh
"Marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn"
Unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why dont you all sit downn
Listen to the tale that im about to tell
Hell we dont gotta trade our shoes
And you dont gotta walk no thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu
(Eminem)
Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help
Now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
And sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went
I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
And edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis
Then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But i already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
What size you wear? i wear tens
Lets see if you can fit your feet
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
SoOoOo
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
I just cant seem to get out this slump
If i could just get over this hump
But i need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises took my lumps
Fell down and i got right back up
But i need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up
I dont know how or why or when
I ended up this position im in
Im started to feel dissin again
So i decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But i just cant admit
Or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
And i know some shits so hard to swallow
But i cant just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but i know one fact
Ill be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Ill be one tough act to follow
Here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
(Eminem)
I think im starting to lose my sense of humor
Everythings so tense and gloom
I almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in
Its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact
Cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that
im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like Hahhhhh
"Marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn"
Unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why dont you all sit downn
Listen to the tale that im about to tell
Hell we dont gotta trade our shoes
And you dont gotta walk no thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu
(Eminem)
Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help
Now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
And sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went
I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
And edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis
Then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But i already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
What size you wear? i wear tens
Lets see if you can fit your feet
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
SoOoOo
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
the Ass Poem. :P
4:38pm
BST on September 18, 2009
The name of this poem I know
is a little disgusting—
but men have this thing—
and we all know about it,
and it’s an international past time,
—thing!! called ‘ass watching.’
One could say, the eyes of men
and a woman’s ass, are very
good friends: yes indeed
(I wonder if women know this?)
…anyhow, the way it works is
something like this: there isn’t
really anything the women have to
do out of the ordinary, except,
put it on display, and walk—;
she needn’t even talk—;
can even look stupid
if she wants (to)….
The eyes of the men will do all
the work, perhaps
you will even capture.
It is a fun sport, that young and
old alike can do, and if the woman
doesn’t like it, or wishes to avert
such ugly attention, she need only
put back on the skirt.
#1220 2/18/06 Dedicated to all those curves out there.
Bums from another Planet
“You know the earth is a fresh new planet
so why worry about anything—!”
“Ah! yes, so true…” I said, bemused.
I wondered then who had lived on those old
Dusty, washed out planets in the un-mended
Universe (of long ago)…,
If they had—like me—holes in their socks, some
Left over scotch and knobby knees…!
is a little disgusting—
but men have this thing—
and we all know about it,
and it’s an international past time,
—thing!! called ‘ass watching.’
One could say, the eyes of men
and a woman’s ass, are very
good friends: yes indeed
(I wonder if women know this?)
…anyhow, the way it works is
something like this: there isn’t
really anything the women have to
do out of the ordinary, except,
put it on display, and walk—;
she needn’t even talk—;
can even look stupid
if she wants (to)….
The eyes of the men will do all
the work, perhaps
you will even capture.
It is a fun sport, that young and
old alike can do, and if the woman
doesn’t like it, or wishes to avert
such ugly attention, she need only
put back on the skirt.
#1220 2/18/06 Dedicated to all those curves out there.
Bums from another Planet
“You know the earth is a fresh new planet
so why worry about anything—!”
“Ah! yes, so true…” I said, bemused.
I wondered then who had lived on those old
Dusty, washed out planets in the un-mended
Universe (of long ago)…,
If they had—like me—holes in their socks, some
Left over scotch and knobby knees…!
Updated 2 months ago
read and tell me what u think. LOL
10:58pm
BST on August 7, 2009
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IM GONNA BE A DADDY
1:52am
BST on July 30, 2009
PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS" . . . . . . . . . . because in the next seven days you will:
* have a makeout session
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:
"yes, i fucked him last night!!! and it was great!!!"
"Fuck Him, I Did"
"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"
"fuck you bitch! and i hope your ugly ass reads this!"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant!!"
"I'm getting married!"
"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"
"Guess who i kissed!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"I'm moving back 2 mexico!!!
"I miss her"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"
"I love and miss this guy"
''I'm gonna be a mommy! I can't believe it!''
"I miss him"
BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCk"Fo r 13 yearsfuck
* have a makeout session
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:
"yes, i fucked him last night!!! and it was great!!!"
"Fuck Him, I Did"
"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"
"fuck you bitch! and i hope your ugly ass reads this!"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant!!"
"I'm getting married!"
"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"
"Guess who i kissed!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"I'm moving back 2 mexico!!!
"I miss her"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"
"I love and miss this guy"
''I'm gonna be a mommy! I can't believe it!''
"I miss him"
BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCk"Fo r 13 yearsfuck
Updated 4 months ago
HERE ARE 10 FACTS
9:37am
BST on May 18, 2009
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts
