Hiiya!

Alright, for basic stuff: Kat. 21. Norway.
Very interesting,​ no?

I like my music loud. I like my pokemon electric. I like my food spicey. I like my bedroom chilled. I like my books readable.
I have a wicked sense of humour. Well. This depends on who you're asking. We'll just assume you're asking me, ok? I love cruel jokes. Take a dash of racism, blend in some sexism and top it with something ... particulary nasty and politically incorrect, and I'll be laughing my head off. Or put 'The Emperor's New Groove' on. Or screw up your voice and say 'Ninehundred​andelleven? I need some assistance.'​ Humour doesn't have to be logical. (Oh, hey, does anything of the above make me a sexist racist? If your answer is yes, we will not get along. Bye.)
You should also know that I laugh loud and proud. For as long as I have to. I don't care if you get embarrassed by it, dear.

My sleeping pattern will forever be described as 'unhealthy'.​
I love video games. Link will forever be my hero. I also love The Hitchhiker's​ Guide to the Galaxy. Ford is my idol. Zaphod is my friend. Harry Potter rocks my socks, or whatever. I despise sparkling vampires. 'Voldemort will not stand for any sparkling crap!' I consider Zombies a real treath to humanity. I have my escape plan ready – do you?
My boggart would be a huge wasp. A zombie wasp, for sure. I act like a crazy person around wasps – the whole running around in circles, waving my arms over my head act. That's normal, right?
I'm not really religious, but I believe there's something or other out there. I don't know what. And I don't think it can be proved. Does that make me an agnostic?
I digg norse mythology. Pirate history. Norwegian folk lores. Folk lores of any kind, really. Yes, it's all very interesting.​
I'm not really organized.
I love snail-mail, fruits, animals, paintings, pictures, instruments,​ movies, books, music, and all that jazz.

I treasure my friends. My very best friend is my rock and my sun and the flowers in my garden and she's got the power, POW. She's the only one who says 'Hell yeah!' when I ask if we should go out and make a snowman. (It turned out to be gay, by the way. There aren't enough gay snowmen in the world.) She's the only one who would take a five hour drive just to see if I am okay. She's the only one who can match my humour in awesomeness.​ She is the only one who sees the humour in '911? I need some assistance. My friend is too ugly!'
I love her to bits <3 I would totally marry her, if it wasn't for the fact that I don't get romantically​ involved with my 'circle of trust'. Dang. (-insert obvious humour and laughter here-)

Oh well, at least I like who I am. Do you like who you are?

Do the walk of life.


♂­ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥

Come as you are.

You should know where your towel is, though!
You all know what these paragraphs says, use your brain. It shouldn't be that difficult.



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Writing, reading, philosophy, mythology, folk lore, spending money I don't have on things I don't need (mostly books, CDs, DVDs, clothes and things for the apartment.) Singing (<3), walking, criticizing stupid things, traveling, social science, political science, feminism, Norwegian, yeah.

And remember, nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

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Sex Pistols (!), Pink Floyd, Jokke og Valentinerne​, Raga Rockers, Gåte,
Eric Clapton, Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits, PJ Harvey, Rammstein,
Regina Spektor, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, R.E.M., Metallica, In Flames,
Linkin Park, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, Postgirobygg​et, Vanessa-Mae,​
Tool, A Perfect Circle, Kent, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Dropkick Murphys, Muse, Tungtvann,
Smashing Pumpkins, Madrugada, Tom Waits, Patti Smith,
Beethoven, The Knife, Röyksopp,
The White Stripes, Aerosmith, AC/DC, The Cure ...



I think I might be in love with this:
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The Life of David Gale, Juno, American History X, Lukas Moodysson movies, Izzat, the Lord of the Rings, Boondock Saints, Schindler's List, Into the Wild, Fight Club, Tim Burton movies, the Emperor's New Groove, and so on.

One of my favourite pass times are watching scary movies. As long as I got a hand to squeeze when I get scared.

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Grey's Anatomy, Private Pracitce, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Seinfeld, Deadliest Catch and Supernatural​ <3

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The Hitchhiker's​ Guide to the Galaxy (really, Douglas Adams anything), the Harry Potter books, the Lord of the Rings, Marian Keyes anything, Jens Bjørneboe anything, Liza Marklund anything, a lot of anything anything.
And I like Dan Brown books. Because they make me scream at the top of my lungs, telling the main characters to hurry up already!

I like books.

"Whoop,​ whoop, whoop!"​, brilliantly put by Dr.Zoidberg.​

"Norway​... Not so cold after all!" John Lydon after flashing his arse in Tromsø, 2008.

"What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up!"

”I'm that girl, who sits in the back of the class and eats her hair!”

"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"

"What are the odds of that trap door leadin' me out here?"

Ford: "Life,"​ he said, "is like a grapefruit."​
Creature:"​Er, how so?"
Ford: "Well, it's sort of orangey-yell​ow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."​

"It seemed to me," said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization​ that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions​ for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization​ in which I could live and stay sane."

"Frihet​ og rettferdighe​t er når alle bor i blokk."​

My best friend to her cat: "Does it look like you're going to get pizza?"​

"When it comes to dark and scary places, I like them better when they're empty."​

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