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 lhxxx
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Joined: 15 Feb 2012
Posts: 620
Post Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:54 am Reply with quote
I would if my 6.30 were the same as your 6.30



Bake me a cake
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 Eliz_by
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Joined: 27 Apr 2012
Posts: 10
Post Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:20 am Reply with quote
Sorry I am feeling tired now Ðàçñìèâàíå :D

Read me a story xD
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 FateIsTrue
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Joined: 26 May 2012
Posts: 737
Post Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:53 pm Reply with quote
Sorry, I don't have any books within 10 miles of myself.

Chant the following out loud:
"Fate Gas is the most beautiful woman on this planet. She is also strong and confident. I'd like it if she was my leader.
Hail Fate!"
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 olimposis
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Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Posts: 21
Post Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:14 pm Reply with quote
Sorry, I recently got out of mental institution and don't wanna go back? Ðàçñìèâàíå :D

Wear a sombrero take a guitar and sing me a mariachi.
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 FateIsTrue
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Posts: 737
Post Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:53 am Reply with quote
Sorry, I'm plus sized. They don't make hats large enough for my large head.

Give your neighbor a big hug when he or she comes out of the house.
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 G-Light
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Joined: 10 Feb 2011
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:06 am Reply with quote
Sorry, my neighbour isn't in town at the moment Wink

well, feed your cat Óñìèõâàíå :)
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 FateIsTrue
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:05 am Reply with quote
My dad tells me not to go near animals.

Dress up in drag, and go date your best pals.
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 Steven73
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Joined: 19 May 2010
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Post Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:07 am Reply with quote
I prefer not to have broken bones.

go outside at 2:00 and yell at the top of your voice that you want sex.
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 FateIsTrue
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Posts: 737
Post Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:06 pm Reply with quote
Sorry, I will be arrested in the current country I am in.

Put on your aunt's herpes infected lipstick.
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 avonlean
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Joined: 19 Feb 2012
Posts: 220
Post Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:29 pm Reply with quote
I can't, that doesn't suit my complexion.

Do my laundry.
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