I love the smell of bonfires and watching thunder storms, I type 'TEH' rediculously​ too much, I'm forever talking about life, beliefs, the future, and being philosophica​l, but at the same time I have been known to hold conversation​s for some length of time about rubber duckies and the density of beard.

I have written my 23 year old best mate a variety of Bed Time stories, Including Eric the duck, Bernard the Noose, Terrence the Wine Gum and Boris the Curtain. and intend on making my millions out of these stories! :D - I will accept Profiter rolls as methods of payment.

I want to meet up with people, make new friends, show people around, be shown around, go to strange random places for no apparent reason but because I can.

Email or snail mail

Male or Female -

Just wants to be able to hold a decent conversation​ and have something in common please.

I don't mind if your English isn't very good as long as it is understandab​le.

If you asked my friends what 5 things come to mind when they think of me they would probably say (in no order)

1 - Rik Mayall
2- Madness
3 - Rubber Duckies
4 - Beards
5 - Knock off Nigel ;)

Take the above as you please,  I am very open to all types of subjects and topics, I will always listen and try to give advice when possible, I am not biassed, I see opnions from every point of view.
I love Tattoos, Piercings, Geeks, Gamers, Mohawks, Dreads, Skinheads, Doc Martens, Music, speaking to people who are slightly odd or bizzare, Traveling, America, Being messy, Being childish, taking photos, Living life, quoteing movies.tv shows, skanking,che​ese, British Comedies, eating drinking....​.

and talking crap :D

Try to learn from QI but always forget the important part of the fact

I like computers, technology and gadgets - EXCEPT printers they are the bain of my life

I also download...a​lot...if you don't like it get over it. In my eyes if the album/film is good enough I will buy it when I can afford it..if it's not then they shouldn't make such crap!

Fave album in the world - Jeff Wayne's War of the World
Madness - Green Day - Foo Fighters - Incubus - World/Infern​o Friendship Society - Swinging Utters -Ghost Mice -  Bowling for Soup - The Adicts - Offspring - Oasis - Stray Cats/Brian Setzer - Johnny Cash - Jerry lee lewis - The Living End - Rancid - Operation Ivy - Bad Manners - The SPecials - The Toasters - The Dresden Dolls - The Prodigy - Union Underground - (Hed) PE - Eminem - The Game - The Dissociative​s - David Bowie - The Who - The Beatles - The Monkees - System of a down - Black Sabbath - Iron maiden - Disturbed - The Ramones - Blondie - Adam and the Ants - Cyndi Lauper - Billy Idol - Wham!  - Supergrass - Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Tich - Oasis - Pulp - Blur - Devandra Banhart - Jack Johnson - Hole - Amen - Dashboard Confessional​ - Goldfinger ...

This is Just a small selection of all to give u the kind of idea :)

More Punk Ska Rockabilly jive big band Indie Britpop 80's Cheese, 50s60s70s etc
Labyrinth
Lost Boys
Shock Treatment
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Trainspottin​g
Lock Stock
Quadrophenia​
Death Proof
= Marvolous Soundtracks

Anything with Christian Bale is going to be Awesome -- Have not seen one pants film with him in!

Nightmare on Elm Street was the first '18' I saw, when I was 9 - I still love it to this day, along with Hellraiser, Halloweens, Friday 13th's, Saw 1,2,3, Dog Soldiers, 28 Days later,Stephe​n King's IT, Hammer Horrors And loads of other Horror films

Football violence and generally violent films - I.D, green street, The Firm (no NOT tom cruise), American History X, Romper Stomper, Chopper etc

The Classics - Star Wars, Jaws, Rain Man, Trainspottin​g, American Psycho, American Beauty, Quadrophenia​, Lock Stock and 2 smoking Barrells, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dawn/Day/Nig​ht of the living dead, Holygrail, Meaning of Life, Life Of Brian, Close Encounters of the 3rd kind, indiana jones 1,2,3, back to the future 1,2,3

80's - Breakfast Club, Wierd Science, My Best friend is a vampire(Now Called I was a teenage Vampire!), Stakeout, Another Stakeout etc

Comedies and Cartoons - Drop Dead Fred, Nightmare before Xmas, South Park, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, The parole officer, hot fuzz, shaun of the dead, Carry On's

And Some which didn't do so well or aren't very well known - Powder, CB4, Shock Treatment, Around the world in 80 days, The league of gentlemen's apocolypse

Will pretty much watch anything BUT romantic girly arty films and Arachnophobi​a!(EUGH)

I would like to take this moment to THANK the people who gave us folk who have freeview channel DAVE. This is actually the best channel. - It just goes to show the best thing on tv is repeats from years ago - it can ONLY get better if they start to show Shooting Stars...fing​ers crossed


Bottom
The Young Ones
Filthy Rich and Catflap
The New Statesman
The Comic Strip Presents
Mighty Boosh
Alan Partidge
The League of Gentlemen
House
BlackAdder
A Bit of fry and Laurie
Spaced
The Smell of/Bang bang it's reeves and mortimer
Green Wing
Black Books
Q.I
Monty Python
Dads Army
French and Saunders
The Day today
Brass Eye
Red Dwarf
Harry Enfields Televison programme/an​d chums
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
The IT Crowd
Never mind the buzzcocks
Whose line is it anyway? -UK version

Yeah So I like my british Comedies :P

Also a portion of these wouldn't do a miss
Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, Button Moon, Dogtanian, Around the world with Willy Fogg, TFI Friday, Don't forget your toothbrush, Stressed Eric, King of the Hill, House,Sin Cities, Dog the Bounty Hunter, 6th Sense with Colin Fry, Crossing over with John Edward, Derek Acorah, Most Haunted

rik mayall  - bigger than hitler better than christ (the 'good book')

Books by
-- Janet and Allan Ahlberg
-- Eric Carle
-- Roald Dahl

"This is a skanking song, a skanking song
and you can't wrong
if you skank along
it's a skanking song, It's a skanking song"
---[SPUNGE]

"Fairwe​ll and adieu to you fair spanish ladies..Fair​well and a adieu to you ladies of spain..."​
---Quint, Jaws ---

"No I don't think he does like you"
**Beeps**
"No and I don't like you either"​
---C3P0, Star Wars---

"Hey. And don't touch my Brick While I'm Gone. I said Brick. NOT Penis!"​
---Richie Richard Bottom Tour 1---

"Hear the song I sing.
War's a horrid Thing
So I sing sing sing
Ding a ling"
---Baldrick,​ Blackadder goes forth ---