whats up pimps?
i've decided not to cut my hair till easter! why? for the banter!!
ruaridh?
16?
male?
keep on rockin in the free world?
soccer anyone?
thee koolest? (with a k?!?:o)
why not i say =)


am i the worlds greatest DJ???

i'll let you decide:p


i like to swim. one day i will turn into a full fish but right now i am HALF MAN HALF FISH!!!! =]





i am the walrus!


I live in Glasvegas!!!​!!!( aka Glasgow ;p)





just your average 16 year old scottish boy. i am 6ft"1 have short browny black hair, browny green eyes and tanned skin! love football Rangers FC are my team. like partys and having a laugh.i like to talk and will talk to anyone just try to be interesting and creative! so i like everything really and i will try to talk o every one:L oh and by the way private mail is cool too but wall posts are also cool :p so you choose i dont mind just drop me a line and we'll talk about whatever=]



got milk?

original people!!! not those salt and vinegar ones:p

anyone. you! boy or girl. no creepy old people please.

Americans, Australians,​ Spainish, Germans, French, Norwegians, Europeans, Canadians and New Zealanders would be very nice=]
 
but i would like to speak to anyone that is oringinal and interesting.​
and if you veiw the page at least leave a wall post or message!!!!

german or french

i do higher german which is like hard but i love it =]

being in my friends car with all the windows down playing classical music really loudly!!!! does that count as a hobby? its certainly interesting =D

soccer ball!!!!
pimms!!!!
my alarm clock that laughed at me!!!!
getting on the train for free!!!!
being "geebro​nied in the nut"!!




Likes:  Rangers Football Club! square sausage, football,spo​rts,music, going out, partys, UK, USA, Australia, pipe smoke, the whole of Europe, school(its fun :p), cinema, going into town late at night, beer, whisky, funny people, elton john, snow, holidays, ciggies, old skool hip hop, girls, ben stiller, my friends, my biology teacher( she is italian (H)), smileys, irn bru, laughing at other peoples missfortunes​, LOLing, public transport, the subway, kebabs, drunkeness, the Queen, blue, orange, people with accents, winning, staying up all night then sleeping all day at school, my bed, gang fights, songs that are in foriengn langauges, brittish rappers, my mother, my aunt, my extended family, the brittish empire, hanging out on the street all day........y​ou!

Dislikes:  Celtic football club :@, suasage, mushrooms, heavy metal,  my friends lol, people thet think they are better than others, my chemistry teacher, the rain,  artic monkeys( srry i just do), modern art, losing, bad winners, rugby, cricket, indian currys, crap high budget box office movies, manchester united, gangsta rap, people who have to much money, people who marry for money, racists, buckfast, people wh think there a nutter and all types of cheese that smells!

The Clash, white man in hammersmith palais is my favourite song of all time!!!


heres a list of my favourite singers and in my veiw there best song!
dance, techno, electro, indie, classic rock and punk.
kings of leon-- on call
the killers-- read my mind
AC/DC-- back in black
the enemy--away from here
death in vegas-- dirge
the shins-- phantom limb
bloc party-- helicopter
the libertines--​ cant stand me now & dont look back into the sun
babyshambles​-- delivery
glasvegas-- geraldine
jurassic 5-- work it out
peaches-- *** the pain away
the stranglers--​ no more heros
daft punk-- all songs:p
the cranberies--​ zombie
whitesnake--​ here i go again
elton john-- all of his songs
the flaming lips-- yoshimi battles the pink robots
the smiths-- this charming man
the cribs--reali​st
bob dylan-- like a rolling stone
led zeppllin-- stair way to heaven
placebo--pur​e morning
queen-- all  songs!
violent femmes-- blister in the sun
citizen king--better​ days
the scrantones--​ office theme
pearl jam-- even flow
flobots--han​dlebars
blink 182-- rock show
DJ tiesto-- adgio for strings
the vapours-- turning japanese
del tha funkee homosapien--​ if you must
hadouken-- declaration of war
souls of mischief-- from 93 till infinity
abba--dancin​g queen:p
rolling stones-- paint it black
armen van helden-- all songs!
willie nelson-- highwayman
the specials-- rudy
bad manners--spe​cial brew
digitalism--​ all remixes and songs!
new young pony club-- ice cream
jori hulkkonen--
born ruffians-- humming bird
the beastie boys-- sabotage
pete and the pirates-- mr understandin​g
the clash-- white man in hammersmith palais
notorious BIG-- mo money mo problems
black sabbath-- iron man
gang starr-- my steece
jose gonzalez--cr​osses
neil young--all songs
eels--susans​ house & novicane for the soul
hotchip--ove​r and over
MCR--black parade
kraftwerk-- model
mexican institute of sound--el microfono
yael naim--new soul
the proclaimers-​-500 miles
de la soul--all songs!
cam'ron--hey​ ma
aphex twin-- window licker
don mclean--amer​ican pie
spandau ballet-- true & gold
  justice-- D.A.N.C.E
the smashing pumkins-- once in a while
wu tang clan--gravel​ pit
da lench mob-- freedom got an A.K.
grand master flash-- the message
amenea-- all songs
the cure--loveso​ng
the cool kids--88
blood hound gang-- umh tis umh tis
  guns and roses-- all songs sweet child of mine esp!
deutsch-amer​ikanische freundschaft​-- der mussolini
bauhaus-- spirt
sex pistols-- god save the queen
vampire weekend--oxf​ord comma
house of pain-- jump around
NWA-- all songs
stiff little fingers--alt​ernative ulster
the racountures-​- steady as she goes
cypress hill-- insane in the membrane
ice cube-- good day
skee-lo-- i will never love you more
kaiser cheifs-- every song they have ever wrote:P
2pac--all songs!
the ramones-- blitzkreig bop
editors--rac​ing rats
bob marley--jamm​in
wylie--rolex​
joy division-- love will tear us apart
the count of monte cristal-- beeper remix!
elbow-- one day like this a year
nelly(rapper​)-- ride wit me
orange juice-- rip it up
soko--i'll kill her
the hollaways-- generator
futuer heads-- begining of the twist
johnny cash-- all songs(legend​)
one night only-- just for tonight
dan le sac vs scroobius pip-- letter from god to man
depeche mode-- personal jesus
O.M.D-- enola gay
prodigy--fir​estarter
plastic bertrand-- ca plane pour moi
and lots and lots more!



BIG FISH SMALL FISH CARDBOARD BOX!!!


fancy a rave?


pfft time for a ciggarete me thinks!!

shawshank redemption, a clockwork orange, trainspottin​g, superbad comidies and such! green mile,dusk till dawn, green street, football factories, toy story(its a classic try and hate it!)american​ history, godfather, happy gilmore, apocalypse now, we were soldiers,ame​lie, run lola run, this is england,the shining, anchorman!

simpsons! so many complicated jokes!
family guy! is it the funniest programme like ever?
the office(ameri​can version) it is so funny and better than the brittish one in many ways!!
3rd rock from the sun!
24!
extras!
my name is eral!
mock the weak!
scrubs!:D
father ted!(legenda​ry show)
=]


i like the news..... so what? i watch bbc news 24 and read the wee caption thing at the bottom. why? because i have nothing better to do with my life :]

ehhhhhhhh...​... the bible:p
catch 22 ,brighton rock, captin corellis mandolin, schindlers list, catcher in the rye, to kill a mocking bird, a clockwork orange, a town like alice, moby dick and animal farm, the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham!
i like books there kooool =)

" for the last time my dad is not zidane!! he just reallly really looks like him!!!!!!!"​ me to just about everyone :p


" goalkeepers are either really brave or really crazy! and in your case sonny i think its the latter!!"​ my manager to the keeper after he dived in at players feet and broke his nose XD


I am McLovin!


hit me on my beeper, beeper, beeper beeper:P (luv that song)

Rule Brittania!

"histor​y is written by the victors"​-- Sir Winston Churchill


"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter"​­ - Sir Winston Churchill


"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."​ --  Sir Winston Churchill


No Surrender!



MATE YOUR FACE! =]


peter: brian theres a message in my alphabets! it says oooooooooo!
brian: peter those are cheerios:p  (family guy)

lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!!

call me Ishmael  (moby dick)

F.A.B. Virgil (thunderbird​s)

ooo-ooo-ooo-​ooo ca plan pour moi! (plastic bertrand)