my name's maou
nice to meet you
wanna be my friend? well you can't be!!
jk jk, let's be friends

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i can help with english if you want, or any subject in school really : ) just ask

i enjoy performing open heart surgery on myself, and microwaving old electronics
i DO like listerine mouth wash in my coco puff cereal
i AM the opposite of the middle
i watch movies with my eyes closed and sleep with my eyes open
i can touch the ceiling but not the ground
i ate a nail once to increase my iron %

all in all, i'm different, but good : )
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i feel bad for non alcoholics, they wake up every morning, and that's the best they're going to feel for the rest of the day

i'm mentally gay . . cause i BLOW your mind lol