5'8" brown hair, blue eyes, 34 yrs, single workin mom and college student. Being crazy is part of my charm!

Need a good laugh, check out the funnies in my 'notes'

A friend calls me, "keeper​ of the ninja monkeys"​ aint that a helluva conversation​ starter?

The picture of the red dragon, she is my pet. 13 feet tall, she has troubles in the house, but believe it or not, she is house trained. Don't ever leave the seat up in my house. You don't want to see her ******. She often brings me fire, fantastic on a cold night. She also brings me fresh meat, but my carnivoristi​c bovine usually gets to it first. **** genetically mutated cows anyway. Anyway, enough about me, drop a line or two I won't bite. My dragon might, and my bovine probably will so enter at your own risk.


YAY!!!!!!!!!​!! I'm back up n running! its wonderful to finally be home.

Friendship only. I have my reasons. email, snail mail, yahoo messenger. Its all good.

Be nice to me or ill sick my ninja monkeys on you!

Also, I have a serious pet peeve with the way some people talk, If i dont respond immediately,​ Im waiting till my nerves unravel enough to be able to read your message. If you say you saw my profile and would like to get to know me, then you had better have looked at my profile or your getting blocked. Don't mean to be a bitch, just don't like the crap.

English

I adore my children, love my studies, quilting, reading, music, horseback riding, being outdoors-esp​ecially in the mountains

Born and raised on country music, but i listen to a little 3 Days Grace, Kid Rock, Ozzy, n a mix of southern rock. A good friend turned me on to some Aussie stuff a little while ago. I really like Kacey Chambers, Missy Higgins, Pete Murray and Powderfinger​. Its worth a listen.

I only get to watch kids movies these days. Loved Alvin n the chipmunks. *boom chick a wah wah, chick a wah wah* Anything that makes me laugh, or cry, but u have to hold my hand if its scary.

Law n Order SVU, crime tv shows, don't have a lot of time for a lot of tv right now, especially now that its snowing. YAY!

Anything Dean Koontz. I love a good mystery

Gun powder n lace. That's what lil girls are made of. says me.

why do men have slits in their underware? so they can get oxygen to their brains.

If someone with multiple personalitie​s threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Did you hear about the new antibiotic for lesbians? It's called... trymenagain.​