​Warning​

Reading​ the following text can cause permanent brain damage.Read at your own risk.​

Hello. I don' know what to write here, there is nothing so special about me that is worth writing. Maybe because i'm too boring person, no interests, no hobbies, no personality either haha, no i think i have a personality,​ but a boring one, or weird as some people say. Yes weird :D But i take it as a compliment, it's better to be different and weird than being like all others, now that would be really boring. Anyway I'm not so good at writing stuff about me, maybe i could if i think a little, now i'm just writing random stuff, whatever comes to my mind. Why are you reading that? It's so boring haha, just bullshit, really, random is the right word to describe it. Maybe there are more words but my vocabulary in English is rather poor..bla bla bla
Huh, half of it is over now haha, but you see that this stupid text is going on, and i can tell you that it's not getting better, so stop reading unless you are a masochist. And while reading it, you can cut your veins. But you can also find some other cooler way to torture or kill yourself. But only this text is enough too i think, especially when you read it many times, you can even learn it by heart. Anyway, still reading? To make it harder to learn by heart, i should write more. Yes, that should be extra pleasure for you masochist, i'm glad that i can make someone happy with that, so i'm a good person :D But i'm really lazy now, if you wanna torture yourself you can go to dentist and pull all your teeth out or something.
Still reading? Not for long anymore, i'm going to stop writing soon. So thanks for reading my boring pointless bullshit and good that you survived (unless you wanted to die) and bye. The end.

I don't have any special requests. Write me if you are weird, freaky and funny.
I love to collect "friends"​ here, the more the better! So everyone, add me to your friendlist! And you are particularly​ welcome to add me when you haven't talked to me before, even better when you also haven't seen my profile before. It makes me really happy to receive another friend invitation from an unknown person. And to make adding me easier for you, click here​ to add me. Then you dont have to scroll up to add me. I'm waiting!

As the title says, here you can read about my interests, hobbies, etc.. It is very recommendabl​e to read it because my hobbies can be very beneficial for some people, maybe you are one of them ;)
Let's start with my first hobby, it's sumo wrestling. In fact I'm a professional​ sumo wrestler. So if you feel that you're tired of life, write me and I'll sign you up for wrestling with me.
If you don't want to die, but just feel some pain, then you should know I'm also a surgeon and a dentist. So i can sign you up for surgery (without anesthesia),​ I can remove your kidneys, your  intestines and whatever you wish. And about dentistry, I can pull your teeth out (also without anesthesia),​ I'm sure you will enjoy that as much as I, I just love hearing those screams!
My another hobby is poking dead things with sticks. I know it might sound a bit useless at first, but it's actually a very nice activity. When you poke a dead thing long enough, it gets softer and is easier to chew. So it's even a way of cooking. I really suggest that you try some things that I have poked. Good quality guaranteed!
Also buy my homemade vodka, send me a message to know more about it.