So this is about me.

I'm  easy goin, a laid back kinda guy.
I'm  really easy to talk to,
and at times easy to get along with,
I do have a great personality.​ I'm fun, funny and a jokester at times... well alot lol.
You have to put a smile on peoples faces right.
I'm not a Player as I dont do games.
I'm a hard core Party guy. Like to have fun.
If you need to know more, you know what you should do. Hit me up and make the most of it.

Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I'll just lay it out there.
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I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your parents... you could be next in my long line of failed relationship​s! Just think of it... an educated man to show you how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you won't have to raise a finger!). A man with drive, ambition and goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A guy with a thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you haven't even talked to me!

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I am completely co-depedant,​ so you don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact, you could probably take my cash, sleep with another guy and then come over and break some things in my house and I'd just clean it up and continue along our path of destruction.​

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So if you're looking for someone to use and abuse, I'm your guy! I have a house, a car, a life, friends, pets and my crap together. Please, I need some sort of a snob in my life to mess all of this up! It's been way too long since I've been reminded of how awesome it is to be undervalued.​


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I'm over on minutes this month, otherwise I'd put my phone number up for you to call right away (either from your parents' landline or collect, from jail). So just message me and maybe we can work something out. Pick you up? Well, yeah, if you need me to! Los Angeles? No problem. It's only about a Six hour's drive. I don't mind one bit, I've got nothing but time!

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